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Hayley
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walking Stardew Valley encyclopedia. she/her
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We’re not hating ourselves in 2025, folks
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It’s MAD PRESSURE in that yard
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Deleted Instagram off my phone and haven’t really missed it much but I do seem to be wasting more time on TikTok all of the sudden
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Let's see if this will cheer you up - Valais Blacknose sheep in the snow.

They're from the Valais region of Switzerland. Known for their unique appearance, they have contrasting black patches with a shaggy white coat.

Both male & female sheep of this breed grow spiral-shaped horns.

#sheep #cute
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please don’t game it with whatever else you heard. It’s real serious and we don’t gave any public health allies in the government now.
January 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I just feel like if I’m returning to work after a week and a half off I shouldn’t also have to deal with menstruation
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
glad to see they’re finally regularly putting one American in the Taskmaster lineup just as God intended
January 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I wish I had pretzels
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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im used to waking up to insane news but "the us kidnapped the president of venezuela which we are now at war with" kind of. tops it all? im not really sure what to say? except that giving a madman and his cronies a huge army was a bad idea.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
okay I know I’ve been dunking on the last season of Stranger Things but the finale done got me 😭😭🫡
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
A lot of the women who like Heated Rivalry are not straight. In this essay I will
January 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
oh my gooooooooooooood bahaha that was so cringe
Apparently Will’s coming out scene in the new Stranger Things is 45 minutes long and as a gay person I don’t think I should have to sit through that
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Cool I kept the same insurance but the price of my prescription tripled 👍
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the problem is I’m trying to finish Stranger Things but every time I sit down to watch it I’m like “this isn’t as good as Pluribus”
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
if I make my 2026 bingo card today does it still count
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
no one asked but I spent my NYE watching episodes 3 through 7 of Pluribus, eating a lot of mac and cheese, and drinking 1 single beer. It was GREAT
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I think my only New Year’s Resolution is to use my Flonase daily instead of forgetting it every day
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I live on a big hill and lately I’m finding that if I can’t walk down the big hill safely due to the weather conditions I will simply not be leaving the house
December 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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In June I finished a poem about being suicidal and the tiniest things one can use as a carrot to keep themselves going, and here at the close of the year I am finally (mostly) ready to share it
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Stranger Things is like “what if we made our sfx so bright that it hurts to look at the screen?”
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think I had vague plans of making a cute little graphic with the covers of all these but I can’t be bothered tbh so here’s my top ten reads of 2025
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Even if it’s high in sugar or fat! Even if it’s low in protein!
friendly holiday reminder that there is actually nothing morally wrong with eating food that tastes good
December 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
texts I received just now
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the amount that the plastic on my windows is blowing in the wind is uhhhh concerning
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
yep the Heated Rivalry finale made me cry!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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It was never really about cutting overall spending - that was the grift. It was destroying disliked programs, securing lucrative contracts, stealing valuable data, and further decreasing trust in government - all of which were quite successful
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM