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Han
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Lefty red panda fan who talks in Simpsons quotes & loves music & Nintendo. Hoping this is the proper replacement for Twitter! She/Her.
Working on an essay while full of cold means that when I read it back later on I'm gonna be all:
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Could go for classic novelty kids single too:

Keir the PM (can he fix it?)
Keir the PM (no he can’t*)

*should be “won’t” of course.
there has never been a better time for Kier Starmer to release a novelty rap single
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Don't worry. Things will get worse before they get much much worse.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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If I was Keir Starmer I simply wouldn't.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The nightmare before Christmas.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Yeah & you haven’t facilitated any of it have you m8? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Racism returning to UK politics – and people are very scared, says Starmer
PM attacks ‘toxic division of Reform’ and gives strongest signal yet that two-child benefit cap will be lifted
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Lego teasing with more Zelda stuff. I gotta “Hey! Listen!” for ya, do a cheaper set this time!
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Emily Maitlis not a doctor not trans not an expert in this field worked for ideological reasons to get healthcare for kids shut down, paid for by the licence fee - and she complains about ideological capture. Absolutely farcical
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Best reply to this news
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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They’re gonna make George Osborne or Michael Gove director general aren’t they
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lol BBC is so incredibly compromised, just like the government. You crack that whip Trump, whip us like the sad little mess we are.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Seen my first dog in a Christmas jumper. Don’t think it actually said the word on it though so obviously that dog is now condemned.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Solidarity with all the pets & wildlife tonight! And may the dickheads in the city centre stop throwing fireworks at each other.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Centrists: you can be as left wing as you like, anywhere you like...just not here ☺️
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Seeing British centrists celebrate what happened in the USA last night and pretending they wouldn't have all been cheering for Cuomo is pretty funny stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
You could give me the finest patisserie in the world & it probably still wouldn't make me more happy than a nice piece of parkin does. Did the bake off recipe that balances Lancashire vs. Yorkshire style & it's just perfect 🤌
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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A Bari Weiss takeover of British news establishments would be surplus to requirements.
BBC Radio 4 this morning joined Trump in describing Zohran Mamdani as a "radical leftist".
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Ahh supoib for NYC ✊
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Finally started watching It’s Always Sunny a few weeks ago & now I’m thinking of all the Animal Crossing re-enactments I could’ve done. I might still have to do the Charlie-Pepe-Silvia-conspiracy.
November 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Shrooming in the forest 🍄
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Zero trick-or-treaters last night so who wants Haribo?
November 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM