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hangingchadsbook
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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
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Hell, I'd even resubscribe to HULU and Paramount+ for that! But I'd cancel again right after the show and the free trial ends.
Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour.
Maddy out.
"Free and open good press" = STATE TV
I am now a Conservative. I believe in holding traditional values. Like preserving rights that have been held for decades and defending our Constitutional Democracy against Nazis. So, fuck these liberal snowflakes who are progressively turning the US into a fascist, oligarchy playground. Maddy out!
So now we're going to war with Nigeria? I guess since the Nobel Peace Prize is off the table, his true colors are showing. I'm starting to think he was never really interested in peace, just personal accolades. But US troops in US cities should help him get a nod for next year! Maddy out!
At this point, I say just tear the whole fuckin' White House down. It's gonna have to be done anyway because the fumigation costs will be prohibitive, so let's just get this shit over with. Maddy out!
ANOTHER week of recess? Fuck, man. Just how many games of four-square can these motherfuckers play?
China ain't buyin' no fuckin' soybeans. It's all just a global con game.
I'm Pro-Life. I believe the regime should have dominion over my reproductive choices. I enjoy watching brown children get zip-tied and ripped from the arms of their parents. I love blowing up fishermen. And I REALLY love sadistically starving kids. I'm going to heaven 'cause I'm Pro-Life. Maddy out.
And I think it's totally reasonable and acceptable to not want to live next to a couch fucker. But, hey. I'm weird like that.
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
Shoot your arrows if you must by my discussing this woman's appearance. But has anybody noticed that she's frequently dressed like a little girl? It's really creepy. I'm guessing her primary role in The Regime is to provide masturbatory fantasies for the Repedocans. Just sayin'.
For multiple reasons, I have Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" going through my head today. Looking forward to that wrecking ball obliterating the repugnant ballroom that will symbolize this immoral and tyrannical period in our nation's history. Bring on your wrecking ball. Give it a listen. Maddy out!
Do these motherfuckers realize the Pandora's Box they've opened if they are ever out of power????
You're being generous by characterizing this travesty as a 'remodel'.
Gee. If he were brown, this would be called a terrorist attack on the People's House. Do you know what I call it even though he's orange? A fucking terrorist attack on the People's House.
Well, not unlike a Joe Dirt motherfucker's first priority being opening a PBR tall boy while hanging his "new" Elvis On Velvet in the 'Swinger's Lounge' area of the trailer while his starving kids are eating stale Cheerios off the floor. White trash will be white trash.
Enjoy that long drive to the big, bad, blue city to get your healthcare motherfuckers!
White trash will be white trash. Hoping they leave room for the Elvis velvet paintings.
SEE nothing about pedophiles. SPEAK about nothing about pedophiles. HEAR nothing about pedophiles. Hey, whatcha doin' tonight porn buddy? Wanna curl up on the couch? Oh fuck, not again. JD! Get off of the fuckin' couch!
How dignified. Yeah, we're just so admired around the world now aren't we?
And I love seeing her face. It reminds me of dog food ingredients.