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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I went to a Red Robin once with a bunch of friends and I was feeling generous because I just got my bonus check for volunteering to quit because of downsizing

I paid for the whole check for everyone which was around $175

Not one single person thanked me

Cool friends right?

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

You know what you call two samurai’s in love?

S’Amore

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Remember in AIRPLANE! when the Leave It To Beaver mom offered to speak to the two black guys for the flight attendant because she speaks jive?

I read that apparently they weren’t really speaking jive and the three of them had gone on a lunch break before the scene and they just made up nonsense

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Actually the bat in Ferngully was the real bad guy if you think about it

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Opened Bluesky and read one post by another person and I immediately forgot my joke

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Today’s Horror Movie

Friday The 13th Part 5

Jason’s real name is Jackson and he never bother to correct people and just let it slide

12/31

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

If you ever are guessing who will be the love interest in a movie, it’s the first person of the opposite sex that they meet or if they’re gay it’s the first other gay person of the same sex they meet

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 1d

THE WRONG 79 YEAR OLD DIED.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .

media.tenor.com

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like Im the only person on the internet that likes dogs and cats

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

I proud to say I got the physique of a pro wrestler.

I look almost exactly like Adorable Adrian Adonis with fat under my fat instead of muscle and bigger man tits

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a real ego boost when you repost someone and they immediately get a bunch of likes from your followers while if you get reposted you still get nothing

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5d

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d

HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

“I hate to break this to ya but WO-PAA!!” - Me karate chopping a wood board

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

Today’s Horror Movie

Friday The 13th Part 4

You see the tits of every girl in the movie

I mean every girl the world.
I should have said that I mean only Earth, my bad

11/31

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

Skeketons and arriving naked at our entrances

If you know I what I mean

11/31

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

Damn that sounds good!
Maybe a little runny sauce on top

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 2d

I had a dream today where I was about to give a speech at a high school reunion and a guy tried to start to heckle me but in the middle of his first sentence I said “Do you have diarrhea or do you just smell that way”

Too bad I’m not as quick on my feet in real life as in my dreams

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 3d

Oh and adding ESPN to your HULU/Disney+ subscription doubles the price you’re currently paying for the package

Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 3d

The #Peacock website still says WWE live events are part of the WWE network included in the subscription

That’s not true since over a month ago when Premium events have been sold to ESPN in the U.S.

Misleading crap

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 3d

The #Peacock website still says WWE live events are part of the WWE network included in the subscription

That’s not true since over a month ago when Premium events have been sold to ESPN in the U.S.

Misleading crap

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 3d

Leeked nudes

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 3d

I’m hacking your firewalls, bro, gonna log into your AOL account

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