Hank “Cursed Merkin” Finch
@hankfinch.bsky.social
👻A mummy limping into the sea👻
WELTER
WELTER
Pinned
My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell
You know at the end of The Substance?
Still would
Still would
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You know at the end of The Substance?
Still would
Still would
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead—your next stop, the AutoZone!
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead—your next stop, the AutoZone!
It’s about time someone finally said it, right?
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s about time someone finally said it, right?
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New comic! Wherein Cord seeks out bargains.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
New comic! Wherein Cord seeks out bargains.
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I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m still contending with a lack of income, so if you enjoy the stuff I create, kindly consider sharing this post, leaving a tip, or becoming a monthly subscriber.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
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Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Turns out you can get married in Vegas no matter how drunk you are.
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Celebrate bargains (and soup).
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Celebrate bargains (and soup).
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
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Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Orders a Xanax martini for breakfast.
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
The thing I used to be thankful for was volunteering to work on Thanksgiving Day a getting paid time and a half
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The thing I used to be thankful for was volunteering to work on Thanksgiving Day a getting paid time and a half
Grindhouse : Thanksgiving Eli Roth Trailer 2007 -
Dailymotion video by Burger Buzz
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November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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New comic! Wherein good gets into the Thanksgiving spirit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
New comic! Wherein good gets into the Thanksgiving spirit.
I’ve been doing poorly in my subtraction math tests and my teacher is nonplussed
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’ve been doing poorly in my subtraction math tests and my teacher is nonplussed
“I’m not racist I hate everybody” is also one of the jokes that everybody came up on their own
“Gaydar” is one of those jokes that every English speaker came up with individually unaware of each other
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“I’m not racist I hate everybody” is also one of the jokes that everybody came up on their own
“Gaydar” is one of those jokes that every English speaker came up with individually unaware of each other
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Gaydar” is one of those jokes that every English speaker came up with individually unaware of each other
I’m in love with every actress because all I do is watch tv and I’m incredibly lonely
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m in love with every actress because all I do is watch tv and I’m incredibly lonely
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New comic! Wherein Jenkins can't go home again.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
New comic! Wherein Jenkins can't go home again.
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I’ve been walking around completely dead inside for nearly three years, yet the universe keeps twisting the knife, because the complete destruction of my life wasn’t enough to satisfy it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ve been walking around completely dead inside for nearly three years, yet the universe keeps twisting the knife, because the complete destruction of my life wasn’t enough to satisfy it.
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Maybe this is common among depression sufferers, but I have so much resentment about the fact that I’m simply expected to continue existing in a world that feels sadistically and maliciously dedicated to my suffering.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Maybe this is common among depression sufferers, but I have so much resentment about the fact that I’m simply expected to continue existing in a world that feels sadistically and maliciously dedicated to my suffering.
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Can’t do another week like last week.
Can’t do another year like last year.
Can’t do another anything like anything, because I’m just flippin’ done.
Can’t do another year like last year.
Can’t do another anything like anything, because I’m just flippin’ done.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Can’t do another week like last week.
Can’t do another year like last year.
Can’t do another anything like anything, because I’m just flippin’ done.
Can’t do another year like last year.
Can’t do another anything like anything, because I’m just flippin’ done.
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"Mutuals" in the sense that we mutually ignore each other's posts.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"Mutuals" in the sense that we mutually ignore each other's posts.
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Looking to enter my "fuck everyone who makes me feel even a little bad" era.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Looking to enter my "fuck everyone who makes me feel even a little bad" era.
I’m not a funk soul brother but I checked it out anyway
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m not a funk soul brother but I checked it out anyway