Luka T. Harborhound
@harborhound.bsky.social
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A Silken Windhound, seeking signs of intelligent life in the humanverse. #sighthounds #houndsoftwitter #skyhounds
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Luka complains that he was the only dog in his agility class whose mom made him wear a helmet & knee pads 🙁
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And he doesn’t even seem to be hiding it.
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Repost this to help spread the word. Thanks.
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This is very interesting to me. When we asked vet whether Luka’s anatomy made him injury-prone, his read was that long legs, light weight & speed made him vulnerable to getting hurt if he was knocked into or tackled, which other dogs do to play. Luka would just run at top speed & get blindsided 😬
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And didn’t trump claim that his son-in-law fixed all of it during his 1st term? 🙄
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Because trump has also been claiming to end wars in countries that don’t even exist?
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That may be Luka’s problem. He was always the only Sighthound in the park, surrounded by massive Golden Retrievers & the like. Sighthounds are very rare in our area.
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I’m not qualified to assess something like that but his vet never saw anything amiss when he examined him.
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That’s awful. We had a Whippet friend who lost her leg after getting caught in some kind of wire trap.
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It’s not even bad vibes for us. He can be enjoying romping with another friendly dog, then just land off-balance & wind up limping home.
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If opposing fascism makes you an enemy of the state, you live in a fascist state.
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Maybe they mean the carrots are $2 if your name is Basil 🤔
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Luka’s Mom here: I gotta ask, do your dogs ever get hurt when they roughhouse like this? We stopped taking Luka to dog parks because it seemed like he sprained something every time he collided with another dog ☹️
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To the well meaning folks who keep saying ‘we can’t let this happen’: It’s already happened. The government is closed, people are being fired or deported w/o due process, govt officials are being prosecuted for opposing trump, & the military is occupying cities that voted against him. It’s over.
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This photo really captured his essence.
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Well, to be fair, he did warn us he would run the government like he ran his businesses.
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Whereas Republicans shut down the government to avoid releasing files that may incriminate the President, packed the Supreme Court with drunks & grifters, & effectively denied women OB/GYN care by threatening to imprison doctors who act to save the lives of their pregnant patients.
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Or you could start an Only Fans page 😁
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Then you need to use the squeeze play. Do you have 2 Swiffers? Or have a 2nd person extend their arms under the other side of the bed so she can’t go back & forth without getting grabbed.
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You have to be to outsmart a cat.
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Do you have a Swiffer? That’s what Mom uses to gently nudge a cat out from under the bed.
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Woo hoo! Happy Birfday, Wooz! 🥳🎊🎁🎉🎂
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The same could be asked about electing one President…