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As a consumer, I encourage you to PUNISH any company that practices shrinkflation

It’s one thing to raise prices.

But to raise prices AND reduce portion sizes, that deserves a full boycott. Pure corporate greed.

So Haagen Daas, Frito Lay chips, Kelloggs Cereal, leave all of them on the shelf!!
Lmaoooooo
NEW: Carol Loennig tells Nicoll Wallace on MSNOW that the DOJ intends to try and indict Letitia James a THIRD time.

The trouble with that is these multiple tries help James prove her vindictive and selective prosecution bid, and bolster a case to get the grand jury materials.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The airport

Where they have millions of cameras and surveillance

Is the last place you wanna do a dine and dash

Like I refuse to believe that anyone is that DENSE
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mamdani confirmed today that his priority once in office will be to hire more cops

Same as Cuomo said

It’s a full on bait and switch 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Bad news
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cameron looks so good in all BLACK

Genius! We never thought of that
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Florida’s front court is HUGE

They will definitely be in the Final Four
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Duke played mediocre 2nd half but they still ratcheted things up when it mattered though!

Good win Duke!
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump is just mean lol

Not he directed the IRS to exclude Onlyfans content creators from “no tax on tips”
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December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wut?!
25th Amendment now.
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Meal prep
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The Reading Room at PS 108 opens next week!! I’m so excited

It’s been so long since I’ve seen my babies! I wonder if they missed me
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My trainer picked me up and drove me and another client to work out as “his gym”

The more we drive the more warning lights going off in his car
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November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They kept saying Boozer is playing soft but he has scratches on him

Give him a BREAK!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Most distressing thing about this is to find out the CIA trained child soldiers in Afghanistan to be assassins

And now some of them are here waiting to snap like this man did

Further proof of the disastrous US policy in Iraq and Afghanistan, since 2001.

And before
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Those of you who say @Beyoncé didn’t make an iconic country album are just wrong:

They made Texas Hold ‘Em the opening number for the Thanksgiving Cowboys-Chiefs game

It doesn’t get more iconic than that
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just had sweet potato pie for breakfast
That’s what makes it the most wonderful time for the year
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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#565
RETIREMENT

Specifically what happens when you can no longer work/support yourself

The belief that you’ll be able to be completely independent forever is truly toxic and potentially deadly
3. What is something people don't talk about enough?
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I made an apple pie

It just came out of the oven and I want a piece of it so badly

The smell…
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November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I noticed that my employees always like me the days we feed them at the staff meeting, like today

The other staff meetings they grumpy as Hell 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Whenever I get them life insurance policy statements
How often do y’all think about death?
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Okay but where is Julian?!?

He would not have allowed this.

Why is Jay-Z looking at her like “what should we do?!?”

Why Beyoncé gotta do everything? 😅
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They voted garlic mashed potatoes over baked Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving

And I don’t blame them

Much better choice

And apple pie over sweet potato pie

I don’t agree lol

But I cook, what is requested
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I was just going to clean a few things in my house

4 hours later lol

But I got so much done

And I installed two new lamps
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM