Hermione Strangler.
@iwpj.bsky.social
I do what the hell I want. IG: longlxvewxlm
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Me: “Daddy, you gonna break my pussy…”
Him: “Shhhhh. Daddy ain’t gonna break that pussy baby…I gotchu…”
Him: “Shhhhh. Daddy ain’t gonna break that pussy baby…I gotchu…”
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Me: “Daddy, you gonna break my pussy…”
Him: “Shhhhh. Daddy ain’t gonna break that pussy baby…I gotchu…”
Him: “Shhhhh. Daddy ain’t gonna break that pussy baby…I gotchu…”
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This is also why I don’t condone women eating straight man ass.
They don’t do basic maintenance and you are sticking your well taken-care-of face in his bootyhole.
Please love yourself, Queen.
They don’t do basic maintenance and you are sticking your well taken-care-of face in his bootyhole.
Please love yourself, Queen.
I just saw a podcast clip where a straight dude said he lotions his ass and they started clowning him. And people are in the comments laughing.
That’s y’all problem now, your ass isn’t supposed to be dry. Lmfao
That’s y’all problem now, your ass isn’t supposed to be dry. Lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This is also why I don’t condone women eating straight man ass.
They don’t do basic maintenance and you are sticking your well taken-care-of face in his bootyhole.
Please love yourself, Queen.
They don’t do basic maintenance and you are sticking your well taken-care-of face in his bootyhole.
Please love yourself, Queen.
I want the dick to be so good that I start crying…
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I want the dick to be so good that I start crying…
I wanna see a few of y’all get nutted in…
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I wanna see a few of y’all get nutted in…
Same.
i need to be put thru the mattress. 😮💨
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Same.
When it comes to the bedroom, I love being submissive…I just love surrendering…
But submitting to a man that loves you, that’s kind-hearted and tender is next-level…
But submitting to a man that loves you, that’s kind-hearted and tender is next-level…
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
When it comes to the bedroom, I love being submissive…I just love surrendering…
But submitting to a man that loves you, that’s kind-hearted and tender is next-level…
But submitting to a man that loves you, that’s kind-hearted and tender is next-level…
Still.
Telling me I’m being bad is only gonna make me hornier. If I’m so bad, then I clearly need to be punished 🤭.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Still.
“This Christmas” is on the OWN network!
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“This Christmas” is on the OWN network!
Nah fr, but that means the 🕳️ is good! I take it as a compliment.
niggas be 3 strokes in talking about “fuck” 😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Nah fr, but that means the 🕳️ is good! I take it as a compliment.
✨ RE: Film Premieres, PR
I seriously think it’s unwise to mention scrapped ideas during the week of a film’s release, wait at least 2 weeks afterwards
Because if audiences leave unsatisfied or with concerns, they’ll may refer back to the scrapped ideas. You’re giving them a clear target.
I seriously think it’s unwise to mention scrapped ideas during the week of a film’s release, wait at least 2 weeks afterwards
Because if audiences leave unsatisfied or with concerns, they’ll may refer back to the scrapped ideas. You’re giving them a clear target.
Ginnifer Goodwin tells us that ‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ was originally going to have a long time jump, but that version of the film got scrapped.
“Originally, we had a recorded a version that began years later, and a lot of the change and [character] growth was off-camera.”
“Originally, we had a recorded a version that began years later, and a lot of the change and [character] growth was off-camera.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
✨ RE: Film Premieres, PR
I seriously think it’s unwise to mention scrapped ideas during the week of a film’s release, wait at least 2 weeks afterwards
Because if audiences leave unsatisfied or with concerns, they’ll may refer back to the scrapped ideas. You’re giving them a clear target.
I seriously think it’s unwise to mention scrapped ideas during the week of a film’s release, wait at least 2 weeks afterwards
Because if audiences leave unsatisfied or with concerns, they’ll may refer back to the scrapped ideas. You’re giving them a clear target.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Neverrrrr ages!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Neverrrrr ages!!
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Interestingly enough, the Harry Potter series (despite its shitty author) seriously helped me normalize conversations about death as a child.
Like they really helped in that regard.
Like they really helped in that regard.
I wish we could talk about death more without people thinking you’re suicidal. 😩
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Interestingly enough, the Harry Potter series (despite its shitty author) seriously helped me normalize conversations about death as a child.
Like they really helped in that regard.
Like they really helped in that regard.
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But yes, we HAVE to start talking about death more as it is the ONLY guarantee in this life.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
But yes, we HAVE to start talking about death more as it is the ONLY guarantee in this life.
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Additionally, people are very suicidal— particularly Americans en masse— and there are no real safe spaces to discuss it and I believe that’s on purpose to prevent massive socio-economic changes that would require the death of consumerism/capitalism.
Keeping us isolated and unwell, goal #1.
Keeping us isolated and unwell, goal #1.
I wish we could talk about death more without people thinking you’re suicidal. 😩
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Additionally, people are very suicidal— particularly Americans en masse— and there are no real safe spaces to discuss it and I believe that’s on purpose to prevent massive socio-economic changes that would require the death of consumerism/capitalism.
Keeping us isolated and unwell, goal #1.
Keeping us isolated and unwell, goal #1.
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EAT, BARBARA HOWARD!!!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
EAT, BARBARA HOWARD!!!!!!!!
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Sharing/commenting on AI videos as if they’re real….
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sharing/commenting on AI videos as if they’re real….
When he gets home from work >>>>
Smelling another man’s nuts or bush >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When he gets home from work >>>>
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Stranger Things 5 is...fine and gets right to giving hardcore fans more twists to get excited about. But this thing where TV characters speak almost exclusively in recap-y exposition — which isn’t unique to this show — is getting a little out of hand. My review:
Stranger Things 5 begins with a frantic race to the finish line
Stranger Things 5 begins with a frantic race to the finish line
Netflix’s hit series is finally coming to an end.
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Stranger Things 5 is...fine and gets right to giving hardcore fans more twists to get excited about. But this thing where TV characters speak almost exclusively in recap-y exposition — which isn’t unique to this show — is getting a little out of hand. My review:
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Hollywood loves to milk every piece of intellectual property for all it's worth (and then keep going).
"We almost have a responsibility..."
No, you have an insatiable greed that will never be filled. Don't use the fans as an excuse.
"We almost have a responsibility..."
No, you have an insatiable greed that will never be filled. Don't use the fans as an excuse.
Universal confirms more movies set in the ‘Wicked’ universe are in early development:
"Because of Wicked’s success but also the fanship, we have almost a responsibility to figure out how we can continue in this universe.”
"Because of Wicked’s success but also the fanship, we have almost a responsibility to figure out how we can continue in this universe.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hollywood loves to milk every piece of intellectual property for all it's worth (and then keep going).
"We almost have a responsibility..."
No, you have an insatiable greed that will never be filled. Don't use the fans as an excuse.
"We almost have a responsibility..."
No, you have an insatiable greed that will never be filled. Don't use the fans as an excuse.
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This performance not only was a master class on stage presence, vocals, captivating your audience, interacting with your band, live instrumentation, it SHIFTED the industry and the way ppl performed afterwards.
February 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This performance not only was a master class on stage presence, vocals, captivating your audience, interacting with your band, live instrumentation, it SHIFTED the industry and the way ppl performed afterwards.