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Brandon Mayes
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Washed up Marine aviator. Reborn Assistant Appellate Defender. Not as smart as I think I am. Probably smarter than you think I am.
Bill Cassidy just lying about how health insurance and deductibles work…

“You have $6000 deductible before your insurance kicks in.”

Totally leaving out copays etc.

Like he thinks you pay full price for everything until insurance pays for anything.
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
He also knew all this long before becoming a judge.
Code of Conduct for United States Judges, Canon 5: "A judge should not . . . attend or purchase a ticket for a dinner or other event sponsored by a political organization or candidate... A judge should not engage in any other political activity." (All judges receive training on this.)
Via MS NOW: Emil Bove is in attendance at Trump’s speech in Pennsylvania tonight.
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Touchdown Jesus Christ this is the dumbest shit Ive read all day.

www.espn.com/college-foot...
Notre Dame AD: ACC caused 'permanent damage'
Notre Dame's AD ripped the ACC after its CFP snub, saying the conference that houses almost every Fighting Irish team has caused "permanent damage" to the relationship.
www.espn.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
2 turns over in one play?
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Zuck is evil, but the glasses are 🔥
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🤌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Concur.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reposted by Brandon Mayes
Just survive December
Just survive December
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
New hoodie just arrived.
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Indictments are expressly not evidence of anything in a criminal case.
I’m still unsure about using an indictment as a document of undisputed evidence as a prelude for military action without congressional authorization, but I’m just a simple country law professor.
Marco Rubio on Maduro: "He's into the drug business. By the way, it's not me saying it. I'm not just making this up. This was an indictment that came out of the Southern District of New York back in 2020. An indictment! It was undisputed."
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
2 for 2 in argued cases this year.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The cognitive dissonance I had while watching MSNBC interview a Minnesotan Somali who voted for Trump and still loves him…
"Look at them," he continued. "They're tired, they're poor. They're like a huddled mass or something, I don't know. Wretched refuse constantly coming across our shore."
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Have an edgy business idea. So hard to spread the word tho…
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kinda small, lotta sap. (We’re going to Hawaii)
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
🤘🏼
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Durham roads all over this season of Stranger Things.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Leftover prime rib instant ramen
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Parade the beef!
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s nice that it’s also a misdemeanor for me to practice privately.
When your family member asks for legal advice today, tell them you need a large retainer and a conflicts check first. That should shut it down or buy some time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mr. Fantasy straight off The Mighty Boosh.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How many people watching have no idea just how musically important Muscle Shoals is?
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Has not aged.
I bet Busta Rhymes is sobet and a vegetarian who does yoga. There is no other explanation for the amount of energy this man has.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The time I got lucky because the transmission started eating itself and I got to spend Thanksgiving on Lemonnier instead of the Dirty Nickel.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone standing the watch and running their turkey trot on the unforgiving flight deck.

USS OAK HILL (LSD 51) Flight Deck Turkey Trot, 2011, Caribbean Sea.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When you wonder if you made an impact as a coach, and your soccer kid’s mom texts Happy Thanksgiving out of the blue.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Shaggy on the Parade does it for me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM