New Year, Same Old Lane
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Run, bike, coffee, dogs, and sometimes birds.
The fact that you can only do a little is no excuse for doing nothing. - John LeCarré
The fact that you can only do a little is no excuse for doing nothing. - John LeCarré
“Searched the depths of Legal Arguments” means “clicked through two pages of google search results.”
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“Searched the depths of Legal Arguments” means “clicked through two pages of google search results.”
Trump searching the depths of legal arguments not yet articulated vetted on this subject.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Trump searching the depths of legal arguments not yet articulated vetted on this subject.
Sort of reverse cats-in-the-cradle vibe, “Uh, sure, let’s get together later Dad.”
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Sort of reverse cats-in-the-cradle vibe, “Uh, sure, let’s get together later Dad.”
This lady after reading the “that pales in effectiveness next to my strategy” tweet.
a bald man says " i took that personally "
Alt: a bald man says " i took that personally "
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
This lady after reading the “that pales in effectiveness next to my strategy” tweet.
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the year is 2026, the secretary of health and human services is telling you you'll be okay because he used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
the year is 2026, the secretary of health and human services is telling you you'll be okay because he used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
Woke/bespoke/doing mountains of coke.
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your niece: admirable, family-oriented
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Woke/bespoke/doing mountains of coke.
Woke/bespoke/doing mountains of coke.
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Woke/bespoke/doing mountains of coke.
I think what I remain most stunned by is the total lack of command support the member got. The Navy at its most petty.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I think what I remain most stunned by is the total lack of command support the member got. The Navy at its most petty.
Knew an O5/O6-select who was arrested for shoplifting after taking the last part of a toilet paper roll out of the NEX bathroom. Went through months of ass pain with no command support, lost orders and promotion… and the case was dropped the day before hearing.
Want to hear the dumbest encounter with military law enforcement and federal prosecution I ever came across in the Army
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Knew an O5/O6-select who was arrested for shoplifting after taking the last part of a toilet paper roll out of the NEX bathroom. Went through months of ass pain with no command support, lost orders and promotion… and the case was dropped the day before hearing.
Thinking back to how Navy was unable to get criminal accountability in cases against the USS Fitzgerald CO & TAO in part because the CNO made some relatively bland but improper statements, and he’s SecDef doubling down.
February 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Thinking back to how Navy was unable to get criminal accountability in cases against the USS Fitzgerald CO & TAO in part because the CNO made some relatively bland but improper statements, and he’s SecDef doubling down.
God help us if SecDef ever needs to keep his mouth shut to keep clear of unlawful command influence in a case where punishment is deserved.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
God help us if SecDef ever needs to keep his mouth shut to keep clear of unlawful command influence in a case where punishment is deserved.
Getting ready for more FB shitposting after hearing this.
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Getting ready for more FB shitposting after hearing this.
Better than “avec Zwift” or something,
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a brown wall and says i guess .
Alt: Elmo from sesame street is throwing his hands up exasperated at the renaming of Paris Roubaix, saying “I guess”
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Better than “avec Zwift” or something,
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The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports
The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports
The Banner will expand its sports coverage to include Washington, D.C., teams, Editor-in-Chief Audrey Cooper announced in an internal email to staff on Thursday.
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports
LoL Grandma Funko Pops.
Fun fact about Missouri, it's home to the Precious Moments chapel, birthplace of grandma Funko Pops. There you can see the only Oklahoma City Bombing figurine made because when it was unveiled everyone was creeped out by it
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
LoL Grandma Funko Pops.
Needs an AI angle to tie it all together.
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Needs an AI angle to tie it all together.
There’s a KP song I heard once that I absolutely loved, called “Gonna Be Alright” but I can only find on YT music anymore: music.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cdv...
Gonna Be Alright
YouTube video by Ken Pomeroy - Topic
music.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
There’s a KP song I heard once that I absolutely loved, called “Gonna Be Alright” but I can only find on YT music anymore: music.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cdv...
Attack on Titan, but eating Elon grants you the power of the Dipshit Titan.
February 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Attack on Titan, but eating Elon grants you the power of the Dipshit Titan.
Attack on Titan, but eating Elon makes you the DipshitTitan.
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Attack on Titan, but eating Elon makes you the DipshitTitan.
Anyone looking at uptick in pizza deliveries around the El Paso airport?
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Anyone looking at uptick in pizza deliveries around the El Paso airport?
The 14 yo in me rates this 10 noms out of 10.
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The 14 yo in me rates this 10 noms out of 10.
Did the announcer just say “manifest destiny for Ben Ogden”?
Ew.
Ew.
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Did the announcer just say “manifest destiny for Ben Ogden”?
Ew.
Ew.