New Year, Same Old Lane
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Run, bike, coffee, dogs, and sometimes birds.
The fact that you can only do a little is no excuse for doing nothing. - John LeCarré
The fact that you can only do a little is no excuse for doing nothing. - John LeCarré
“Searched the depths of Legal Arguments” means “clicked through two pages of google search results.”
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“Searched the depths of Legal Arguments” means “clicked through two pages of google search results.”
Trump searching the depths of legal arguments not yet articulated vetted on this subject.
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Trump searching the depths of legal arguments not yet articulated vetted on this subject.
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the year is 2026, the secretary of health and human services is telling you you'll be okay because he used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
the year is 2026, the secretary of health and human services is telling you you'll be okay because he used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
Woke/bespoke/doing mountains of coke.
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your niece: admirable, family-oriented
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Woke/bespoke/doing mountains of coke.
Knew an O5/O6-select who was arrested for shoplifting after taking the last part of a toilet paper roll out of the NEX bathroom. Went through months of ass pain with no command support, lost orders and promotion… and the case was dropped the day before hearing.
Want to hear the dumbest encounter with military law enforcement and federal prosecution I ever came across in the Army
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Knew an O5/O6-select who was arrested for shoplifting after taking the last part of a toilet paper roll out of the NEX bathroom. Went through months of ass pain with no command support, lost orders and promotion… and the case was dropped the day before hearing.
God help us if SecDef ever needs to keep his mouth shut to keep clear of unlawful command influence in a case where punishment is deserved.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
God help us if SecDef ever needs to keep his mouth shut to keep clear of unlawful command influence in a case where punishment is deserved.
Getting ready for more FB shitposting after hearing this.
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Getting ready for more FB shitposting after hearing this.
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The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports
The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports
The Banner will expand its sports coverage to include Washington, D.C., teams, Editor-in-Chief Audrey Cooper announced in an internal email to staff on Thursday.
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports
LoL Grandma Funko Pops.
Fun fact about Missouri, it's home to the Precious Moments chapel, birthplace of grandma Funko Pops. There you can see the only Oklahoma City Bombing figurine made because when it was unveiled everyone was creeped out by it
February 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
LoL Grandma Funko Pops.
Attack on Titan, but eating Elon makes you the DipshitTitan.
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Attack on Titan, but eating Elon makes you the DipshitTitan.
The 14 yo in me rates this 10 noms out of 10.
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The 14 yo in me rates this 10 noms out of 10.
Did the announcer just say “manifest destiny for Ben Ogden”?
Ew.
Ew.
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Did the announcer just say “manifest destiny for Ben Ogden”?
Ew.
Ew.
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On a day with few laughs, Tomoyuki Sugano to the Rockies topped the list. He’ll be retired by July and some of the home runs from April will still not have landed
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
On a day with few laughs, Tomoyuki Sugano to the Rockies topped the list. He’ll be retired by July and some of the home runs from April will still not have landed
It’s a little thing but I was watching that Chinese movie “Ne Zha” recently and it wasn’t Disney / Pixar quality but it wasn’t horrible and if they ever break the code…
people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we are only beginning to see
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
It’s a little thing but I was watching that Chinese movie “Ne Zha” recently and it wasn’t Disney / Pixar quality but it wasn’t horrible and if they ever break the code…
Me visiting the Subaru dealer and seeing the redesigned Outback.
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Me visiting the Subaru dealer and seeing the redesigned Outback.
Caught thistoday, still sort of at a loss for words. Talky political-ish thriller of one man under the Brazilian dictatorship in the 70s. It’s a beautiful period piece, costumes, music, sets are perfect, but ultimately a little unsatisfying. IDK, maybe that was the point here.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Caught thistoday, still sort of at a loss for words. Talky political-ish thriller of one man under the Brazilian dictatorship in the 70s. It’s a beautiful period piece, costumes, music, sets are perfect, but ultimately a little unsatisfying. IDK, maybe that was the point here.
CAKE - The Distance (Official HD Video)
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February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Psyduck is my familiar.
Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Psyduck is my familiar.
Super psyched for SEA to get 3 points off this turnover.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Super psyched for SEA to get 3 points off this turnover.
From FB: “The All American Half Time Show was excellent! Bad bunny or whatever you want to call that crap was garbage.”
One question, if you watched the TPUSA show, how do you know the Bad Bunny show was garbage? Why the two reviews?
One question, if you watched the TPUSA show, how do you know the Bad Bunny show was garbage? Why the two reviews?
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
From FB: “The All American Half Time Show was excellent! Bad bunny or whatever you want to call that crap was garbage.”
One question, if you watched the TPUSA show, how do you know the Bad Bunny show was garbage? Why the two reviews?
One question, if you watched the TPUSA show, how do you know the Bad Bunny show was garbage? Why the two reviews?
NYT Pitchbot:
At this Woburn Chili’s, we asked six 55 year old Rush fans for their take on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Their answers may not surprise you.
At this Woburn Chili’s, we asked six 55 year old Rush fans for their take on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Their answers may not surprise you.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
NYT Pitchbot:
At this Woburn Chili’s, we asked six 55 year old Rush fans for their take on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Their answers may not surprise you.
At this Woburn Chili’s, we asked six 55 year old Rush fans for their take on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Their answers may not surprise you.
From the group chat:
1: “Bad Bunny sucks. Can’t they just put on Creed or something?”
2: “C’mon grandpa, let’s get you to bed with the rest of your demographic.”
1: “Bad Bunny sucks. Can’t they just put on Creed or something?”
2: “C’mon grandpa, let’s get you to bed with the rest of your demographic.”
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
From the group chat:
1: “Bad Bunny sucks. Can’t they just put on Creed or something?”
2: “C’mon grandpa, let’s get you to bed with the rest of your demographic.”
1: “Bad Bunny sucks. Can’t they just put on Creed or something?”
2: “C’mon grandpa, let’s get you to bed with the rest of your demographic.”
This reminds me of one of those semi-boring ballgames where you don’t feel so bad spending two and a half innings in the Shake Shack line.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
This reminds me of one of those semi-boring ballgames where you don’t feel so bad spending two and a half innings in the Shake Shack line.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings