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@hazelholic.bsky.social
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Aspiring author, book lover, witch, 🎹 teacher, socialist, nerd, homoflexible, gender fluid, polyamorous, autistic, chronically & mentally ill. I’m your MAGA uncle’s worst nightmare

WIP: The Price of Unicorn Blood

Current Read: SVSSS 4
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hazelholic.bsky.social
Please can someone be nice and tell me Angel’s gonna be okay? I wish there had been a TW on this episode bc I’m not okay.

There has to be a happy ending right? Please? That’s the rule.

This is why I hate watching TV.

Please can someone just tell me they’re gonna be okay

#hazbinhotel
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Call me crazy, but I fully believe that what lesbian porn is for straight men, BL is for straight women.

I should clarify I’m a bi gender fluid BL/GL fan.
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social has now been on Hasan. When worlds collide. I cannot wait to watch this.

And also as a fun perk I’m now one degree away from Hasan since I met Gianmarco after his Plano show (and gave him unusable crowd work material)
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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britannica.com
Quoted tweet that says “are bad.“ The original tweet says “2025 starts with WTF, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. The last time this happened was in 2020. We’re probably fine though right?“
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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merriam-webster.com
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
@farmersdog.bsky.social please make Farmer’s Cat food, my cat keeps fighting for a bite
September 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
My review of “You Weren’t Meant to Be Human” by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social spoilers in the second image

Sorry I keep tagging you in so many posts btw.

Also you were right, that acknowledgements was perfect.
A review on StoryGraph. “Your review for: You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White”. Five stars. Tagged as challenging, dark, emotional, sad, tense, and fast-paced. Plot or Character Driven: A mix. Strong character development: Yes. Lovable characters: No. Diverse cast of characters: Yes. Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated. The review starts: “A warning to all: this is by far the hardest AJW book to read. It’s gross, nauseating, gut wrenching, and I loved it. I love how gruesome and unrelenting this is, how it does not pull punches, it gets into the darkness of a mind and shows you its bleeding innards. And AJW always does that, but this one is different, I think because it’s an adult novel. I’m afraid to admit that I don’t think a character has seen all of the dark parts of” The rest is continued on the next image. Text continued from previous image: “me that I keep tucked away into the grooves of my brain the way Crane has. What does that say about me? What the fuck am I supposed to tell my therapist? “Read this book and I’m sorry if it makes you vomit but I’m afraid the only way people will ever know me fully is if they understand it from someone who can phrase it in more eloquent words than I ever could.” One thing that I am so very glad of is that” The rest continues in a spoiler block that says: “Crane does not hate his daughter. When he holds her, he does not feel the urge to throw her in the garbage disposal. Some paternal instincts trudge their way out of the darkness and up to the surface, and it hurts that the only way Sophie can live a good life is if it ends early. He did what he did because he loves her. Like I loved my Sylvia.” There is a section for content warnings but it is cut off.
September 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
My review of “You Weren’t Meant to Be Human” by @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social spoilers in the second image

Sorry I keep tagging you in so many posts btw.

Also you were right, that acknowledgements was perfect.
A review on StoryGraph. “Your review for: You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White”. Five stars. Tagged as challenging, dark, emotional, sad, tense, and fast-paced. Plot or Character Driven: A mix. Strong character development: Yes. Lovable characters: No. Diverse cast of characters: Yes. Flaws of characters a main focus: Complicated. The review starts: “A warning to all: this is by far the hardest AJW book to read. It’s gross, nauseating, gut wrenching, and I loved it. I love how gruesome and unrelenting this is, how it does not pull punches, it gets into the darkness of a mind and shows you its bleeding innards. And AJW always does that, but this one is different, I think because it’s an adult novel. I’m afraid to admit that I don’t think a character has seen all of the dark parts of” The rest is continued on the next image. Text continued from previous image: “me that I keep tucked away into the grooves of my brain the way Crane has. What does that say about me? What the fuck am I supposed to tell my therapist? “Read this book and I’m sorry if it makes you vomit but I’m afraid the only way people will ever know me fully is if they understand it from someone who can phrase it in more eloquent words than I ever could.” One thing that I am so very glad of is that” The rest continues in a spoiler block that says: “Crane does not hate his daughter. When he holds her, he does not feel the urge to throw her in the garbage disposal. Some paternal instincts trudge their way out of the darkness and up to the surface, and it hurts that the only way Sophie can live a good life is if it ends early. He did what he did because he loves her. Like I loved my Sylvia.” There is a section for content warnings but it is cut off.
September 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
If I had a nickel for every time @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social wrote some fucked up gory surgical bathtub scene… I’d have twoooooo nickels
September 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
@ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social when you say “conspiracy theories he DOES believe, like the vice president having a brain-eating amoeba (because why else would he be acting this way)” you can’t be talking about Harris right? Or is it Biden since he WAS a vice president. Which VP is this referencing? lol
September 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
“(Turns out twenty-week fetuses do actually kind of look like the Eraserhead baby if you squint, tilt your head, and are a horrible person.)

Good to know @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social and I’ve been laughing at this line for the last twelve minutes

Also how do you always get the best audiobook readers
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
This Project Esther bullshit is so insane that it should be renamed Project Haman because this type of violent bigotry is right up his alley let’s be so honest right now
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Every #sabrinacarpenter song is her going “Try covering THIS one, Kidz Bop.”
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Christian nationalists are like a cat bringing their human a live rat as a present saying “Look what I’ve done for you Papa” and Jesus is the human crawling onto the kitchen counter screaming “DAVE TAKE IT BACK OUTSIDE”
September 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
Peter Griffin color test Shades of white= A Tragedy Shades of Brown/Black= Civil War
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
What timeline are we living in for an assassination to feature a bullet with owo written on it
September 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
@ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social I know the author photo in the back is in black and white… but please tell me that’s a red bandana around your neck. It has to be, right?
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
hazelholic.bsky.social
HANG ON WAIT BEASTWARDEN IS POLYAMOROUS?!?! WAIT THAT’S THE BOOK I’VE BEEN ANTICIPATING THE MOST AAAAAAAAAAAAA holy shit a lil snoopy dance to celebrate
September 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Whaaaat I’m not totally terrified to even open up the book wym @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social #youwerentmeanttobehuman #ywmtbh #ajwmonsters #ajw #andrewjosephwhite #booksky #horrorsky
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
I’m blind as a bat and my annotation tabs apparently have a competitive game of hide and seek going on that they did not inform me about ahead of time
September 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Everyone says that “but the villain would choose you over saving the city every time” if my partner chooses to save me over MILLIONS OF PEOPLE we are breaking up on the spot. I will agree to go down as a martyr. Spread my message of love and communism to the masses.
September 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
I need to read more literary fiction bc I read the Kite Runner in the mental hospital and I’m reading Americanah now and they are both changing my brain for the better.

However my chest now hurts reading Americanah because of how close to home Ifem’s story hits in terms of depression. Wahoo.
a man with a beard is standing in a warehouse and making a funny face .
Alt: A black man in a blue shirt stands in a warehouse and cheers with his fists, very sarcastically and with no enthusiasm at all, “Yay.”
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Every YouTube video in the past five years:

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August 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
hazelholic.bsky.social
Dear God(s) it's only day three of official school and I'm already behind. I made the most organized Notion in the world but nothing can stop the rhinoceros barreling towards me when my autistic ass can't understand the five chapters & lectures about metaphors I have to consume.
August 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM