Salish Sea Hag
@hcvt.bsky.social
Okie-bred, fled to Vermont in 1998. This is usually the point in conversation when I share that the Pioneer Woman & I went to the same high school. Seeking books, yoga, funds for cancer research, pickleball, recipes, ghost stories, belly laughs & peace.
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Salish Sea Hag
@hcvt.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Years ago we told our son we used the theme song from Unsolved Mysteries as our wedding processional. I hope he still believes.
Rifle Season. But make it FASHION
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Rifle Season. But make it FASHION
Boning up on pie history to blow everyone’s mind at Friendsgiving. Who gave us pecan pie? Napoleon!
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Boning up on pie history to blow everyone’s mind at Friendsgiving. Who gave us pecan pie? Napoleon!
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
He is 24 now and I still cherish this.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He is 24 now and I still cherish this.
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
Does any seaside town need a busybody who solves cozy mysteries?
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Does any seaside town need a busybody who solves cozy mysteries?
They make shampoo for that, bruh. YOU NEVER GET A SECOND CHANCE TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They make shampoo for that, bruh. YOU NEVER GET A SECOND CHANCE TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION
Spotted this 🦉 near our house.
Terrible photo. Terrific owl!
Terrible photo. Terrific owl!
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Spotted this 🦉 near our house.
Terrible photo. Terrific owl!
Terrible photo. Terrific owl!
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
“It was a good weekend” Rosie, probably
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“It was a good weekend” Rosie, probably
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The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Epstein coverup will go down as one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history.
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
Everyone involved with Epstein’s victims or with the coverup needs to be prosecuted and go down in shame.
It does not matter if they are GOP or Dems!
Repost if you agree.
#BlueCrew
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Why is Trump panicking about the Epstein dump? Not because it exposes him as a sexual predator/pedophile. His supporters made it clear long ago that they don’t care. It’s because even Jeffrey EPSTEIN thought Trump was a piece of 💩
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Why is Trump panicking about the Epstein dump? Not because it exposes him as a sexual predator/pedophile. His supporters made it clear long ago that they don’t care. It’s because even Jeffrey EPSTEIN thought Trump was a piece of 💩
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Damn, I can’t believe the guy that said he had the Epstein files and also they didn’t exist, were a hoax, a plant, a fake, and a leak is in the files. I’m shocked I say, shocked!
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Damn, I can’t believe the guy that said he had the Epstein files and also they didn’t exist, were a hoax, a plant, a fake, and a leak is in the files. I’m shocked I say, shocked!
Is this an okay time to inquire WHAT IN THE HELL DID THROW PILLOWS EVER DO TO YOU?
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Is this an okay time to inquire WHAT IN THE HELL DID THROW PILLOWS EVER DO TO YOU?
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
Hellllllo heated mattress pad
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hellllllo heated mattress pad
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folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
JUST NOW: Donald Trump gets loudly BOOED by the crowd at the Commanders game. What a loser!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
Weeeeeeee Trump is sending all of us $2,000 and this is definitely really happening. In two weeks.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Weeeeeeee Trump is sending all of us $2,000 and this is definitely really happening. In two weeks.
Sad Sully Hours. It was bath day.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sad Sully Hours. It was bath day.
Power outage or Renaissance painting?
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Power outage or Renaissance painting?