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“Single employees can enroll in a corporate matchmaking service, and those who pair off can celebrate their nuptials in CATL-organized group weddings.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“Single employees can enroll in a corporate matchmaking service, and those who pair off can celebrate their nuptials in CATL-organized group weddings.”
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Prison guards:
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Prison guards:
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
5.3” of rain expected tomorrow, over twice our normal monthly total.
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
5.3” of rain expected tomorrow, over twice our normal monthly total.
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
“But that’s not when Adya, who asked to use her first name only for fear her employer would find out about her lengthy Frappuccino order, stopped drinking Starbucks.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“But that’s not when Adya, who asked to use her first name only for fear her employer would find out about her lengthy Frappuccino order, stopped drinking Starbucks.”
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wanna go listen to Bjork and shoot airsoft guns, bro?
August 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
wanna go listen to Bjork and shoot airsoft guns, bro?
Second cheese mishap this week 😩
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Second cheese mishap this week 😩
Roommate (who never gets sick, I’ve seen him get the flue maybe twice in 40 years) gets his ass handed to him any time he gets a vaccine. He’s slept maybe 18 of the last 24 hours.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Roommate (who never gets sick, I’ve seen him get the flue maybe twice in 40 years) gets his ass handed to him any time he gets a vaccine. He’s slept maybe 18 of the last 24 hours.
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Assemblywoman Pilar Schiavo @pilar4ca.bsky.social calls for Councilmember John Lee’s resignation 🔥🔥🔥
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LA councilman faces calls to resign after $138K fine for swank Vegas trip
The Ethics Commission’s unanimous 4-0 vote found that Lee — who at the time of the trip was a City Hall staffer — broke city gift laws and failed to properly disclose the freebies
nypost.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Assemblywoman Pilar Schiavo @pilar4ca.bsky.social calls for Councilmember John Lee’s resignation 🔥🔥🔥
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No other job would give you “paid administrative leave” for raping a child. These are the people supposedly protecting us, but they get special treatment whenever they commit crimes, no matter how heinous.
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No other job would give you “paid administrative leave” for raping a child. These are the people supposedly protecting us, but they get special treatment whenever they commit crimes, no matter how heinous.
“…the president read off the teleprompter angrily and quickly, speaking with the motormouth intensity of a 20-something banker who just discovered cocaine and now has a really great idea for a new restaurant.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“…the president read off the teleprompter angrily and quickly, speaking with the motormouth intensity of a 20-something banker who just discovered cocaine and now has a really great idea for a new restaurant.”
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people are asking "is this real" and the answer is it's as real as any other case where the FBI finds a bunch of idiots and pokes and prods them into doing the bare minimum to secure an indictment. do I think these dipshits could've ever carried out an attack? No
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
people are asking "is this real" and the answer is it's as real as any other case where the FBI finds a bunch of idiots and pokes and prods them into doing the bare minimum to secure an indictment. do I think these dipshits could've ever carried out an attack? No
“In 1978, John Mercer, an eccentric glaciologist at Ohio State University who allegedly conducted fieldwork nude, was among the first to predict that global warming threatened the West Antarctic Ice Sheet.”
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“In 1978, John Mercer, an eccentric glaciologist at Ohio State University who allegedly conducted fieldwork nude, was among the first to predict that global warming threatened the West Antarctic Ice Sheet.”
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poem i wrote/made titled, GEOMETRICAL HAPPENSTANCE
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
poem i wrote/made titled, GEOMETRICAL HAPPENSTANCE
“All I'm saying is, I've seen enough horror movies to have a healthy mistrust of kids.”
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“All I'm saying is, I've seen enough horror movies to have a healthy mistrust of kids.”
“Construction work halts, planes are grounded and military training gets suspended to facilitate an optimal testing environment.”
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“Construction work halts, planes are grounded and military training gets suspended to facilitate an optimal testing environment.”
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When it comes to the LAPD, the City will always find the money to fund them no matter what's been approved in the budget or what the City's spending plan is.
If they overspend, rack up liability claims, etc., City Hall will just take the money from elsewhere to give to LAPD.
If they overspend, rack up liability claims, etc., City Hall will just take the money from elsewhere to give to LAPD.
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When it comes to the LAPD, the City will always find the money to fund them no matter what's been approved in the budget or what the City's spending plan is.
If they overspend, rack up liability claims, etc., City Hall will just take the money from elsewhere to give to LAPD.
If they overspend, rack up liability claims, etc., City Hall will just take the money from elsewhere to give to LAPD.
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The LA County jails just posted their 43rd in custody death for this year, and the second in under a week
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The LA County jails just posted their 43rd in custody death for this year, and the second in under a week
“When one app asked them to submit a selfie for an age verification system, they used a photo of a golden retriever they found on Google.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“When one app asked them to submit a selfie for an age verification system, they used a photo of a golden retriever they found on Google.”
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404 Media is making a print zine about the surveillance tactics used by ICE, and how people are resisting this tech.
Why? Print media is cool. Also, 404 Media has watched ICE grow from an already horrifying organization into a deportation force that is better funded than most militaries.
Why? Print media is cool. Also, 404 Media has watched ICE grow from an already horrifying organization into a deportation force that is better funded than most militaries.
404 Media Is Making a Zine
We are publishing a risograph-printed zine about the surveillance technologies used by ICE.
www.404media.co
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
404 Media is making a print zine about the surveillance tactics used by ICE, and how people are resisting this tech.
Why? Print media is cool. Also, 404 Media has watched ICE grow from an already horrifying organization into a deportation force that is better funded than most militaries.
Why? Print media is cool. Also, 404 Media has watched ICE grow from an already horrifying organization into a deportation force that is better funded than most militaries.
I want dessert but there’s only cinnamon rolls and brownies and Reese’s pieces
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I want dessert but there’s only cinnamon rolls and brownies and Reese’s pieces
Abolish FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Abolish FIFA
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I hate rage bait it makes me so angry
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I hate rage bait it makes me so angry
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New on Knock: Did you hear about the congressional hearing about the impacts of the LA ICE raids? The mayor refused to publicize it, declined to release the video as promised, and left before survivors could speak on the violence they suffered from ICE and LAPD.
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“Where Is Our Mayor?” - Knock LA
On November 24, Karen Bass walked out on ICE hearing after quietly burying town hall with a shocking claim.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New on Knock: Did you hear about the congressional hearing about the impacts of the LA ICE raids? The mayor refused to publicize it, declined to release the video as promised, and left before survivors could speak on the violence they suffered from ICE and LAPD.
knock-la.com/where-is-our...
knock-la.com/where-is-our...
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Angelenos: your city council voted to let LAPD keep using tear gas on us.
In case you, y’know, want to let them know how fucked that is
In case you, y’know, want to let them know how fucked that is
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Angelenos: your city council voted to let LAPD keep using tear gas on us.
In case you, y’know, want to let them know how fucked that is
In case you, y’know, want to let them know how fucked that is
“"Ohio" typically means strange, weird, cringe or dumb. When you combine "Ohio" with "Rizz," it means weird, cursed or strange flirting behavior”
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“"Ohio" typically means strange, weird, cringe or dumb. When you combine "Ohio" with "Rizz," it means weird, cursed or strange flirting behavior”