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Stone Short King McStoneFace

@helloiamstone.bsky.social

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They/ them, ace, demi, agender, Christian, assigned Rock at birth, streamer, my gender is motherfucking motherfucking disaster / Force sensitive

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 15h

We got the Halloween jewelry in

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 26d

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 17h

How was aftercare?

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 18h

So, for anyone who has a septum piercing, how is it? Painful? Pain in the ass to take care of?

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 20h

Thankfully I can wait a couple months but jeeeeeez

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 20h

"It's just a dental cleaning for a cat, how much could it cost? A couple hundred dollars?"
$2100

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 20h

It's always when I bring my iPad to work on stuff at a doctors or vet appointment to prepare for a long wait that the wait isn't long at all

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 23h

KNOTTS SCARY FARM TOMORROW

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck is in my living room??? Guys???

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

What the fuck is in my living room??? Guys???

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

How I feel after getting through my college algebra schoolwork

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

I am... going to cry

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

I've watched this maybe 30 times in the past 20 hours www.youtube.com/watch?v=85o5...

Danny gets hit by a car battery [ANIMATION]

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

You know I'm cooked when I'm considering an energy drink at 6:30pm

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

Exhibit A:

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

We're both the killers because "they slash them"

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

Actually Paranormal Home Inspector is the best ghost hunting show. You've got a psychic throwing out random bullshit, a paranormal investigator throwing out random bullshit, and a home inspector saying that it's not demons, it's raccoons living in the attic

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

I haaaaaate having to talk to my manager for the second time about my coworker not doing his damn job and wasting my time but I'm seriously over it

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like my produce manager gets concerned when she sees me with a Monster because then she knows that I'm really going through it

Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

"Why were you ten minutes late to work?"
Well, I woke up exactly a half hour before I was supposed to clock in and as I was about to get up, my cat- my sweet grey tabby Archie- laid down and loafed on my chest. And, as you know, it's illegal to move a cat when they lay on you. So I had to wait.

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

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Stone Short King McStoneFace @helloiamstone.bsky.social · 1d

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