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Christopher Nuzzo
@hellonuzzo.bsky.social
• QA Supervisor for @VALORANT
• MFA | English & Creative Writing
• 80s Time Traveler
• Opinions are mine alone.
• cnuzzo.carrd.co
"𝚃𝚘 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜, 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜."
Pinned
“No gods. No kings. Only man.”
Nothing like a productive day at work followed by Gym then video games, the best feel.
January 15, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Reposting this one because I am so damn excited to see "28 Years Later" tomorrow.
www.youtube.com/shorts/ckLtF...
the VALORANT revolution begins #alphavsomega
YouTube video by VALORANT
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January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
So Labyrinth is a top ten movie for me therefore I am biased, but my friend when I tell you this deserves your attention if you ever get a chance, you must believe me.

"I've reordered time... I have turned the world upside down... And I have done it all for you."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBf8...
Jim Henson's Labyrinth Pinball Game Trailer | Barrels of Fun
YouTube video by Barrels of Fun Pinball
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January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Not my house, but I know my way around
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding…"
January 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
“Its principal feature seemed to be that of an excessive antiquity. The discoloration of ages had been great.” - E.A.P.
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Disney theme parks: "Please keep your hands inside the ride at all time."

Carnivals: "Every safety measure on this ride was written in blood."
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Bro dressed as Dodgson for a Jurassic Park event, nobody cared. #Jurassicpark #wegotdodgsonhere
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Happy one year anniversary "Paramore or Less", one year ago I took this picture at one of our first practices, back when we kiiiinda knew 3 songs and there was just a few of us. Been a long journey but excited to finally be playing those live shows and polishing our stuff.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"More terrible than she ever was, red
Scar in the sky, red comet
Over the engine that killed her --
The mausoleum, the wax house." - Stings by Sylvia Plath
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Breaking down the newest sidearm, take a look at the Bandit // #VALORANT
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I like most of the classics of horror, but one I repeatedly find people don't really know of is the second film adaptation of Susan Hill's novel "The Woman in Black". Similarly to "Crimson Peak" I love horror that can scare you with little to no gore. Ghost stories being my favorite. Give it a look.
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Riot has an internal Valorant tournament for all levels of skill, our team won our bracket and I was able to snag the coveted Riot Rumble winners jacket. So stoked.
January 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
This song makes me feel connected to another time and place. Needing that today, then again: “Time is never time at all, you can never ever leave without leaving a piece of you.”

open.spotify.com/track/7bu0zn...
Tonight, Tonight - Remastered 2012
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January 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I just learned a new term: “yaass-lighting”, when the girlies convince you of something untrue.
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 AM
"We're Marley and Marley,
Avarice and greed."
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
"It's not my fault! (Mea culpa)
If in God's plan, (Mea culpa)
He made the devil so much stronger than a man!" - Tony Jay
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Forgive me I'm still in a Christmas mood. This video of Brett Goldstein never fails to make me smile. He does a medley of songs from "A Muppet Christmas Carol", and you can just hear the crowd go back to their childhood selves, the joy of the moment is palpable.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEp...
Brett Goldstein performs The Muppet Christmas Carol in Six Minutes (Live)
YouTube video by brettgolds
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January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Made a new playlist
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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See a fox post a fox
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be, and I don't want to go home right now." - GGD
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
"I ponder of something great
My lungs will fill and then deflate
They fill with fire, exhale desire
I know it's dire, my time today
I have these thoughts, so often I ought
To replace that slot with what I once bought
'Cause somebody stole my car radio
And now I just sit in silence" - 21 Pilots
January 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
The writing in Stranger Things has been hot garbage since season 2. My buddy was watching the last season and I watched it for like 15 minutes, we were both laughing at how contrived it is and how everything is so predictable. Watch “Welcome to Derry” if you want great horror writing / nostalgia.
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM