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Krampus 👹👹👹
@nokrisonlyzuul.bsky.social
32 year old cryptid from the east
- Plays games, instruments and makes stuff 🎸
- Goth, Halloween, ghosts and spooky things 👻🦇
- I have a bird 🦜
- MAGA/Nazi punks get off my lawn. 🚫🚫🚫
Pinned
December #promoski time

❄️Goth, darkwave, metal, punk, alt music 🦇
❄️Walks in cemeteries and parks 🪦
❄️Borderlands, Dragon Age, WoW, VTMB, Sims 🩸🔫🐉
❄️Horror movies and cult classics 📼
❄️Halloween and anything spooky ⚰️
❄️ I have a bird and I love her 🐥🦜💛
Quit a mentally/emotionally draining job and moved back home mid-pandemic
“During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?”
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This. And if I miss something and post AI slop by accident please tell me it's slop. Most of the time I can tell but once in a while I get bamboozled
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Hello beautiful people 👋🏼

With it being my mom’s birthday & her starting chemotherapy tomorrow, I wanted to share my donation links one last time. I know times are rough, but anything at all helps since I will be her full time caregiver for the foreseeable future.

I love you guys
-Kenny 💕
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just saw a crow playing in the snow and he looked so happy to be playing in snow and now I wish I too could be a crow playing in snow 🐦‍⬛❄️🖤
December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Yes. Please fascinate me ⚔️
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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bye 2025
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Does a small yellow bird count? 🦜🐥
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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🖤
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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During the most busy time of the year.

Please remember that the people who work in stores are doing their very best to help everyone and probably haven't had a break. 🛍🎁

There is again ZERO reason to be a huge jerk to them, be kind and patient. 💗
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Say yes
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Monday is here… 😱🖤
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So much driving this weekend 🥱. Saw my niece and nephew for Christmas. They got to see Santa and we watched a parade that passes the house. Good times but sooo tired. Sorry I haven’t been on as much! 😮‍💨🎄🎅🏻
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Vampire’s Kiss
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I am now the proud owner of a Baja Blast Snuggie. I am having a Baja Blast right now
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you've prepared your Christmas tree properly, by now it should be:
- humming softly
- vibrating slightly
- levitating a little
- wreathed in Eldritch flame
- whispering dark incantations to summon ancient elves
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Homeland security after going back 5 yrs on my social media

Hope they enjoy endless shitposts, pictures of my bird and all the obnoxious glowing junk I made out of resin 😁
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Society peaked when our Taco Bell’s looked like this
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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We’re constantly surrounded by information.
I don’t need more information.
I want to be surrounded by talking owls, forgetful wizards, enchanted swords that sing off-key, and tea brewing witches, studying ancient texts in the shadows.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM