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Herm
@herm.bsky.social
Dad, husband, Phish fan
So they arrested a bunch of local cops today for drug trafficking and conspiracy to commit murder
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The dog is really trying to teach himself a new trick, throwing a ball.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This fucking guy should stay home.
If you know him, please tell him.
Can’t believe how many “me too” posts there are about him about multiple nights.
February 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Anyone have anything on JMP streams?
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Laid off work covering a war zone in the middle of the war zone
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:09 PM
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
People are talking about Bethel likes it’s a forgone conclusion

People are talking about MSG like it’s a forgone conclusion
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Flash sale!
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
“Dad, you remember how to factor polynomials, right?”

I definitely do not remember it all but I can learn quick I guess
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Hellooo there!!
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I just fucked up my car on the same pole in the same parking garage that I did the same thing in 2-3 years ago

Fucking thing is out to get me
February 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Nuance is important
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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tfw we're gonna rage with page at the dying of the light, hey!
February 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I just got an offer with the offer code CK51BJ

Meant to be
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
POTY
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports.

Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
February 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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I'd like to cut your head off so I could weigh it
What do you say?
Five pounds? six pounds? seven pounds?
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Dead & Co Heads are crashing the scene
February 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
February 1, 2026 at 10:50 PM
February 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
If you didn’t finish all your drugs before leaving you lost the game
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Phish still undefeated
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Is the Makisupa policeman a bastard?
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
That first set was a little bit like a high colonic
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM