Richard Herring
@herring1967.bsky.social
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Writer, comedian, podcaster, stone-clearer, snookerist, ventriloquist
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Comedian, ventriloquist, stone-clearer, self-playing snookerist, podcaster, blogger, writer, monoball.
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herring1967.bsky.social
Too soon
garrybrogden.bsky.social
"And the Nobel Prize for having one bollock goes to..." (opens envelope)..."NIGEL FARAGE!".

(camera cuts to @herring1967.bsky.social biting his finger).
herring1967.bsky.social
Too soon
a11who.bsky.social
Have your other knacker removed and win the No-ball prize.
herring1967.bsky.social
I’m going to win the Nobel prize for literature next year. And gonna have a pop at Chemistry too. If I can just get one I will be happy though.
herring1967.bsky.social
These books are ace.
gregjenner.bsky.social
Delighted to say my new children’s audiobook is out today!

Totally Chaotic History: The Stone Age Runs Wild is a wild, funny rampage through 34 million years of human evolution and global prehistory. Cowritten with archaeologist @brennawalks.bsky.social, it’s out now!

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Totally Chaotic History: The Stone Age Runs Wild! by Greg Jenner | Book Trailer
YouTube video by Walker Books
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herring1967.bsky.social
There's so many amazing revelations in this book that I can't even remember if those revelations were in the version that I listened to. It's an explosive book. Shame that its first casuality will be someone who doesn't deserve it. I hope it will bring down a few that do.
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It's worth listening to @herring1967.bsky.social interviewing Andrew Lownie last week about this book and the amount of lawyering that it needed before publication. www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?...
RHLSTP
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dankackroyd.bsky.social
The reason Robert Jenrick didn’t see any ‘white faces’ in Birmingham is because he was looking at these grey tits
herring1967.bsky.social
Just ask me to do some for you.
tranquillitybase.bsky.social
But how will I be able to get emergency questions in the style of Richard Herring otherwise?
herring1967.bsky.social
Also, why does he look like someone who has been artifically aged with make-up for a student production?
herring1967.bsky.social
I didn't say I wasn't agreeing with what he said. I don't agree with NICK.
geordiechrisf.bsky.social
No onononono!

We do agree with Nick, it *would* kill the AI industry and the sooner the better
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herring1967.bsky.social
Another Edinburgh RHLSTP - this time with lovely Tom Rosenthal shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo....
See him on tour tomrosenthal.net
See RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
herring1967.bsky.social
Looking to do this month's ask me anything podcast - but not got many questions yet. You can ask me anything by emailing me at [email protected]. If your question gets used then you get a badge and access to the podcast. All monthly badgers of £8+ get podcast too gofasterstripe.com/badges
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herring1967.bsky.social
It's the only phone calls I get. They make me feel like I am important.
alif101.bsky.social
I never answer the phone, ever. If it's important, they'll leave a message
herring1967.bsky.social
I mean, I am 6ft so he's got to be about 8
zoonie.bsky.social
@herring1967.bsky.social how tall is he??
bwthornton.bsky.social
#Podcasts #Comedy @herring1967.bsky.social
RHLSTP with Richard Herring
Retro RHLSTP 117 - Pierre Novellie
A Retro Episode with Pierre Novellie.
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herring1967.bsky.social
Just got a hoax call about my crypto cash being blocked (oh no, oh wait I don't have any) but the AI voice knew my name (though it sounded slightly autotuned and wrong). Once they've got this perfected we are going to live in a scary world! Good luck everyone.
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herring1967.bsky.social
You’ll have to trust me, there was also chameleon
jugger.bsky.social
I can only see a lizard
herring1967.bsky.social
Comedian with a chameleon (and another lizard)
herring1967.bsky.social
It’s worth the anger. It’s mind blowing.
herring1967.bsky.social
Entitled is a brilliant, funny, upsetting book that lifts lid on the wasteful, stupid members of the Royal family and the shady practices going on in business and on paedo islands. RHLSTP Book Club with author Andrew Lownie here shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Book - uk.bookshop.org/p/books/enti...