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Hayley
@heyhayley.bsky.social
Scamp era. Your favourite cryptid's favourite cryptid. OFMD Brainrot 24/7. Ed Teach Defense Squad. Banned from bookclub. "The stepdad who stepped up" - bonnypitty https://ko-fi.com/heyhayley
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Lindsey Buckingham posting a Tiktok trend using Silver Springs. 2025 is a wild time for sure
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
WINK
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Apologies to my cat for depositing her on the bed instead of cuddling her because I "have to work"
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The day I stop liking sticky rice is the day I start to starve because that is a load bearing staple
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I've been given access to my works learning platform which means I can grind a bunch of certificates in SEO and learn python
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I wanna make a shepherd's pie but the price of mince is too damn high
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Deeply embarrassing to contact IT about a remote drive not connecting and then as soon as they remote access your laptop the drive starts connecting sgain
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Lads, I admire the dedication to health and safety but really how many fire alarm tests does the apartment building need in a week
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Guild Wars reforged? Oh catch me falling down that hole again next week
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The concept of sweet potato casserole is just baffling to me. Who decided to stick marshmallows onto mashed potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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I'm in the tedious "34p left in the bank" pit and found some old things in my crafty basket to maybe sell but have no idea what to charge for them so ??? make an offer if you want one I suppose?! They're photographing more yellow than they really are, the fabric is bright white with glitter.
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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October 27, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Rhysie’s goofy grin my beloved
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I hope Wed Streeting shits himself in bed for the rest of his life
another day, another price increase on the little treat you allow yourself to make living in this miserable country slightly bearable. "you thought you were allowed nice things, povvo? you buffoon. you oaf. grovel and eat dirt, it's all you deserve." that's a direct quote from Wesley "Wes" Streeting
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A gold star sticker that says "I survived my smear test"
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
It's my OFMD tattoo's third birthday today!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Good morning, everyone! I'm offering special Christmas prices on a variety of commissions. Check it out --

$25 dollar portraits, full color!
$35 chibis!
$50 full-body character art!
$75 couples art (no NSFW)!

If you're wanting a special present for the holiday season, hit me up!
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The vending machine at work just stole 2 quid off me so now I don't have £2 or a bottle of coke
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Claude” I asked this horseshoe crab and he said your ass wouldn’t have lasted two seconds in the Triassic
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM