Hayley
@heyhayley.bsky.social
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Scamp era. Your favourite cryptid's favourite cryptid. OFMD Brainrot 24/7. Ed Teach Defense Squad. Banned from bookclub. "The stepdad who stepped up" - bonnypitty https://ko-fi.com/heyhayley
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
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Ready for a stroll on the promenade
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First I shaved his ass and then I put a hat on him. Will the trauma never end
Bill is a white long haired guinea pig wearing a tiny straw hat
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Why did no one tell me antifa is a funded organisation. I gotta sort my invoice out
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Yes she has one good eye. The other is cloudy and affects her depth perception but she is still very good at jumping on counters!
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And I will watch every single one
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Rian Johnson says he wants to keep doing ‘KNIVES OUT’ sequels for the rest of his life.

His two-picture contract with Netflix has come to an end with ‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN’
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They don't get paid enough to care lmao
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All right pals, I have a new video coming out today (10.9) at 3:15. Literally months in the making.

youtu.be/fwJV5xjh0xY
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I'm quitting work to just look at her
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NGL I did consider adding a sticker to preserve her dignity
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She makes the littlest sleepy noises 😭
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10/10 pinkest beans
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This is a Mari the cat account now
Mari the cat on Hayley's bed Mari stretching into a croissant Mari stretching into a croissant Mari curled up with one eye looking out
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How many of these were written by Garth Marenghi?

(All of them)
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Girl I've known you for like 12 hours
Mari, a Russian Blue cat, lies on her back on Hayley's bed
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She slept next to me all night and rolled her tummy into my face
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why call it Heat 2 when you could call it Reheat
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Mystery Science Hallway 3000
Hayley hallway of MST3K stuff including a canvas print from the 30th anniversary meet and greet and art prints Hayley hallway of MST3K stuff including a canvas print from the 30th anniversary meet and greet and art prints and photo ops with Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt