HHermit
@hhermit.bsky.social
she/her, tour guide in Scotland, I'm my professional tour guide self on hermit.on.tour (insta) and my unprofessional nerd self on HalfarsedHermit (tumblr)
Took me 5 books to get over his bullshit (the bullshit never fully goes away) and I was complaining the WHOLE time but now I'm suckered in so hey-ho
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Took me 5 books to get over his bullshit (the bullshit never fully goes away) and I was complaining the WHOLE time but now I'm suckered in so hey-ho
please fucking do. I've never seen a more incompetent delivery company. well, maybe tied with FedEx
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
please fucking do. I've never seen a more incompetent delivery company. well, maybe tied with FedEx
Yet somehow... someFUCKINGhow she'd still look immaculate
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Yet somehow... someFUCKINGhow she'd still look immaculate
Hahahaha! Absolutely correct.
Kell would certainly have been some degree of singed, though
Kell would certainly have been some degree of singed, though
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Hahahaha! Absolutely correct.
Kell would certainly have been some degree of singed, though
Kell would certainly have been some degree of singed, though
Every now and then I whistfully think about the incredibly mean, blown out of any reasonable proportions, probably concerning to the viewer capital B Bitchfight Isabelle and Kell never got to have
January 2, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Every now and then I whistfully think about the incredibly mean, blown out of any reasonable proportions, probably concerning to the viewer capital B Bitchfight Isabelle and Kell never got to have
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Just a reminder to folk visiting Edinburgh next year please try your best to boycott the Elephant House. It's gone from a nice normal cafe with views of the castle to a mad tourist trap with a giant picture of Jakey R on the wall. It's like if everything wrong with Edinburgh's tourism was a cafe
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just a reminder to folk visiting Edinburgh next year please try your best to boycott the Elephant House. It's gone from a nice normal cafe with views of the castle to a mad tourist trap with a giant picture of Jakey R on the wall. It's like if everything wrong with Edinburgh's tourism was a cafe
Dramatically mysterious. Almost like an echo to remind you of who you are
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December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Dramatically mysterious. Almost like an echo to remind you of who you are
Pls tell me you heroically swooped in
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pls tell me you heroically swooped in
Ahaha, just missing the fall of the patriarchy now :D
December 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ahaha, just missing the fall of the patriarchy now :D
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
āI am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI canāt do it.ā
Ethan Hawke is a dude šš»
Ethan Hawke is a dude šš»
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
I'm a tour guide. "So what's your REAL job?" -.-
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm a tour guide. "So what's your REAL job?" -.-
yea, I definitely learned in increments how I like my teas and which spices I can leave in to steep longer, which ones turn bitter etc
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
yea, I definitely learned in increments how I like my teas and which spices I can leave in to steep longer, which ones turn bitter etc
ah, going full temperature and steep time control? I'll admit I usually eyeball it - just before the kettle comes to a roll for black teas and just when the first whisps of steam come up for the green teas. I'm sure that's offensive to the more cultured tea-people :D
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
ah, going full temperature and steep time control? I'll admit I usually eyeball it - just before the kettle comes to a roll for black teas and just when the first whisps of steam come up for the green teas. I'm sure that's offensive to the more cultured tea-people :D
I started making my own blends in the pandemic and like to make little themed "collections" - like one for every aspect of the Enhance Ability DnD spell
But winter time also means I break out the lapsang souchong variations again :D
But winter time also means I break out the lapsang souchong variations again :D
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I started making my own blends in the pandemic and like to make little themed "collections" - like one for every aspect of the Enhance Ability DnD spell
But winter time also means I break out the lapsang souchong variations again :D
But winter time also means I break out the lapsang souchong variations again :D
Tea you say? HI!
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November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Tea you say? HI!
look, the fact that I read this and thought "this is Susie-coded" and only THEN saw who actually posted this...? points for the elbow
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
look, the fact that I read this and thought "this is Susie-coded" and only THEN saw who actually posted this...? points for the elbow
Between Sera's Confession and Gravity I'm in heaven. No pun intended.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Between Sera's Confession and Gravity I'm in heaven. No pun intended.
I am running on fumes, I am considering violence every time a tourist asks a dumb fkn question (so about 2.5 times per minute), I have another month full throttle to go and I am fantasising about the days where I get to drink and draw all day and play DnD in a timezone that isn't my own T_T
soooon
soooon
September 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am running on fumes, I am considering violence every time a tourist asks a dumb fkn question (so about 2.5 times per minute), I have another month full throttle to go and I am fantasising about the days where I get to drink and draw all day and play DnD in a timezone that isn't my own T_T
soooon
soooon
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āThe new @lindsayellis.bsky.social video has everything: Analysis of pre-K childrenās entertainment, doomsday cults, digressions about Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rwandan genocideāā
August 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
āThe new @lindsayellis.bsky.social video has everything: Analysis of pre-K childrenās entertainment, doomsday cults, digressions about Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rwandan genocideāā
August 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We had this guy.... in hindsight maybe explains a lot about Austrians
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August 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
We had this guy.... in hindsight maybe explains a lot about Austrians
Art attack rocks. My little 8yo brain often went "that's a loooooot of wasted salt/poppy, though"
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Art attack rocks. My little 8yo brain often went "that's a loooooot of wasted salt/poppy, though"