Hillbilly Highlander
@hillhighlander.bsky.social
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I'm a hillbilly from Kentucky with a home in the Scottish Highlands. Retired Navy Band. Happily married father of two adult kids. VERY liberal. Avid hillwalker and photographer.
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I don't like those, they're WAY too big. I like the way the schnitzel is seasoned, better, too. Just too much food for an old man.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Don't get me started. I've had cursing matches with google translate over the confusion between Scots and Irish Gaelic. Even when you get that sorted, google is not your friend. Fortunately, I have a couple mates who have Gaelic and they usually help me out.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
If ye dinnae ken, those are 'Murican snack cakes called "Ding Dongs." Carry oan.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
He's got the "I didn't get no Nobel Peace Prize" blues.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Our chimney sweep, no word of a lie, is named William Wallace and he's a Doric speaker. My best mate gave me the "Dash Of Doric" books to help me learn. The complete works of Robert Burns is on my nightstand and I've got a couple online Scots dictionaries bookmarked.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
I can hear and see the difference between Scots and Doric Scots, but some variations are incredibly subtle.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
How does a boudie differ from a bogle, if you don't mind me asking?
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Whenever disabled folks would show up for a pow-wow and show ANY interest in the sacred circle during intertribals, (dances where everyone is invited to join us), we'd grab 'em and dance 'em on out there in one quick hurry! It was always an honour.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Twa years ago the day, Ah wis in Monniks Brewery huvvin' a schnitzel sandwich. Braw scran, indeed!
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Here's a Scottish craft beer taste test I did a while back. Remember when I took a header off the porch and had to get stitches? I'm healing up nicely in this video!

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#37 Shiehallion Craft Lager
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hillhighlander.bsky.social
Scots phrase of the day: Tattie bogle. A bogle is a spirit, so in this instance, it's the thing that scares critters off your potatoes, or tatties.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
And let's face it, if he heart penis, she's just not right for him.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
The neighbor on Loch Garry has the white and red coos, the other neighbor over in Glen Quoich had the all red ones.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Here's a wee timeline cleanse fir ye. This time? Heilan coos fae oor glen! That's Loch Quoich [first twa photies] and Loch Garry [second twa photies] repsectively, in the background.
hillhighlander.bsky.social
Ah wis oot of money, and if it weren't fir shinty, Ah'd've had tae accept that porn star gig tae mek rent. Fortunately, ma shinty skills rival ma shaggin' skills.😜