Hoff Matthews
@hoffmatthews.bsky.social
Comedian and video editor
I bleeped this on other platforms but here on Bluesky you get the full uncensored version. YOU’RE WELCOME
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I bleeped this on other platforms but here on Bluesky you get the full uncensored version. YOU’RE WELCOME
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just found out that Bill Maher is one of the people interviewed for the Gahan Wilson documentary. that almost makes me more interested to watch it because I want to see how he can somehow find a way to be annoying, stupid, and/or incorrect about liking Gahan Wilson's work
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
just found out that Bill Maher is one of the people interviewed for the Gahan Wilson documentary. that almost makes me more interested to watch it because I want to see how he can somehow find a way to be annoying, stupid, and/or incorrect about liking Gahan Wilson's work
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Today is my birthday! Here is a thread of my movies -- trailers, then a link to watch for free. Please check them out... it's all I want for my birthday.
FAILED STATE
FAILED STATE
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today is my birthday! Here is a thread of my movies -- trailers, then a link to watch for free. Please check them out... it's all I want for my birthday.
FAILED STATE
FAILED STATE
11/26/20: Donald Trump on massive dumps 🤬 #cheapfake
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
11/26/20: Donald Trump on massive dumps 🤬 #cheapfake
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on jugs 🍶 #cheapfake
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on jugs 🍶 #cheapfake
The Wire, Season 23: Daniels and McNulty fume over their case against Nathan “Hollowpoint” Fayette being thrown out after a judge rules that District of Maryland federal prosecutor Catturd was improperly appointed
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Wire, Season 23: Daniels and McNulty fume over their case against Nathan “Hollowpoint” Fayette being thrown out after a judge rules that District of Maryland federal prosecutor Catturd was improperly appointed
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“There’s too much fuckin shit on me”
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“There’s too much fuckin shit on me”
Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump make fun of racist reporter 🎤 #cheapfake
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump make fun of racist reporter 🎤 #cheapfake
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November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Once everyone who worked on a movie is dead the film should be permanently withdrawn from circulation, deleted, negatives burned, huge penalties for piracy. Cinema is for the living
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Once everyone who worked on a movie is dead the film should be permanently withdrawn from circulation, deleted, negatives burned, huge penalties for piracy. Cinema is for the living
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logging on to Truth Social and posting this at all these people
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
logging on to Truth Social and posting this at all these people
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"the culture is right wing now" is an astroturfed lie fed to you by the media & rich elites trying to hold onto their money. it was never true! dont believe that shit
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"the culture is right wing now" is an astroturfed lie fed to you by the media & rich elites trying to hold onto their money. it was never true! dont believe that shit
11/20/10: Barack Obama on blunting the Taliban 💨 #cheapfake
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
11/20/10: Barack Obama on blunting the Taliban 💨 #cheapfake
Donald Trump and Mohammed bin Salman speak with the press 🪚 #cheapfake
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Donald Trump and Mohammed bin Salman speak with the press 🪚 #cheapfake
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BE NOT AFRAID
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
a thing I've been wanting to organize forever is a bar meetup for lapsed catholics where we can all get loaded and sing "here i am lord" and "lord of the dance" and all the other church bangers
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
BE NOT AFRAID
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
Finance guy wandering around lower Manhattan the morning after the election, singing along to Geese’s “Taxes” and crying
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Finance guy wandering around lower Manhattan the morning after the election, singing along to Geese’s “Taxes” and crying
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In my 40s looking at the price of Geese tickets and weeping for 20 somethings. I saw The Strokes and White Stripes together for $40 at a similar point in their career.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
In my 40s looking at the price of Geese tickets and weeping for 20 somethings. I saw The Strokes and White Stripes together for $40 at a similar point in their career.
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the kinda “Black Friday” i’m talking about rolls up on Saturday
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the kinda “Black Friday” i’m talking about rolls up on Saturday
DARIO ARGENTO MET THE POPE
The Vatican's social team has to get with the times, why is the footage of Dario Argento meeting the Pope only available in 480p?
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
DARIO ARGENTO MET THE POPE
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When A.I. has stormed out and walked home alone from a high school party on a cold night in a not-warm-enough jacket and kicked a bottle off the sidewalk while glaring at the moon through the bare winter branches because even the moon doesn't understand it, then I might listen to one of its songs.
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When A.I. has stormed out and walked home alone from a high school party on a cold night in a not-warm-enough jacket and kicked a bottle off the sidewalk while glaring at the moon through the bare winter branches because even the moon doesn't understand it, then I might listen to one of its songs.
"Border Czar" Tom Homan receives some bribes 💰 #cheapfake
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Border Czar" Tom Homan receives some bribes 💰 #cheapfake
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ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect