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Holy Guacamole!

@holeeguacamole.bsky.social

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Just here to vent and opine. I'm no one important -- an angry avocado, that's all. PLEASE -- THINK CRITICALLY.

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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1h

He has power solely because it was given to him.

If we stop acknowledging his power, it's gone.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1h

Why is a Supreme Court justice out doing PR for the court while it's in session??

Cool -- another impeachment to add to the list.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1h

The American South -- Promoting Ignorance Since 1861.

We should have let them secede and been done with it.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 2h

They're running for their lives, no doubt.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 2h

Given his hillbilly background, he's probably related to himself.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 3h

I know my paycheck always comes in cash in a Cava bag.

What's the big deal? 😂

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 5h

All of us here knowing exactly why he hasn't endorsed her...

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

So can you.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

That's why Trump needs to be out before then.

Come on, Big Macs -- do your duty!

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY ... HOP!

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

I think they're called "I'm Running for a Senate Seat" pills.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

No worries -- Trump will end it in the next 24 hours. 🙄

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

Was he in a cave for the past two years?

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

She's aspiring to be the next Jenna Ellis.

Now there's a goal for those who graduate in the bottom half of their law school class ! 😂

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

Because speaking in extreme absolutes always gets people on board...🙄

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

Arch d'Trump?

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

Slap some cuffs on those hands behind his back, and life in this country will improved by 100%.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

I sure hope Johnson understands that his actions have caused him to forfeit his freedom for a very long time once this all ends.

And it WILL end.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

It isn't "risking" higher prices.

It IS causing higher prices.

Use precise language. It matters.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

We ought to be appealing to their families -- no doubt victims of their actions themselves -- to out them.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

I took this report to be coded.

Covid=Stroke
Flu=Congestive heart failure
Exceptional = everything's crashing

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

If Trump takes Maduro's offer of Venzuelan oil, then yeah, they're buddies.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

I appreciate that he's so committed to sabotaging any future consideration by the Nobel Committee.

Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

He was awarded a golden prize for his exceptional health, too!

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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social · 1d

I realize these No Kings Rallies are committed to non-violence --and I think it could be done non-violently -- but I'd like them to find a way to get Mike Johnson in one of the marches...in his underwear.