Sometimes a cold wind will blow through my hair while I’m lost in contemplation and I’m like “why is no one filming me right now?”

20 years of my period and I’m still terrified of the game we call “the time between shower and putting on my underwear”

My friend (a they/them) recently used the phrase “the she/her to she/they to they/she to they/them to they/he to he/they to he/him pipeline” and it’s been a mental vocal stim ever since

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My wife’s new favorite after dinner snack is microwave popcorn and the smell of the house is pavlovving me to want to go to the movies every night

I feel like there was a sharp decline in how often I heard the song “loco-motion” as a kid to now

If we have enough money to buy another country then we have enough money to ensure nobody is homeless or goes hungry.

I bet I did know