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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 17h

I've eaten Chinese food.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 17h

Busy day?

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 20h

Honestly though James. I leave you to your own devices for a day 🤦🏼‍♀️

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ᴷⁱᵐᴮᴼᴼ👻 @ohyertiz.bsky.social · 1d

Friday.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

It's a right shame Kevin Spacey did shady things isn't it? He's rather good at the acting lark.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

When you've got a violent case of Bum Bisto and trust the fart while wearing your new white kicks.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, I've seen that paw patrol thing. Shite. I'm certain toys of the 80's and 90's were far superior.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 1d

We scored this very item for free off neighbours having a clear out a few weeks ago. It's hidden under bed sheets in a cupboard for the middle one's birthday which is three days before Christmas. He will absolutely shit when he sees it. Problem is it's fucking massive. My poor living room. 😞

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Magsferatu @magnumificent.bsky.social · 3d

Amazing.

Science is extraordinary

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 3d

two men are sitting in front of a window with blinds .

ALT: two men are sitting in front of a window with blinds .

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Smashed it.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Oh. I got him back.

....good.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

My angelic, Bowie-eyed, second born has been the actual human embodiment of Satan himself this fine morning.
In the event that nursery staff happen to misplace him over the next three hours, I'm just saying, I won't be really mad with them.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

My angelic, Bowie-eyed, second born has been the actual human embodiment of Satan himself this fine morning.
In the event that nursery staff happen to misplace him over the next three hours, I'm just saying, I won't be really mad with them.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Morning.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Just tauntingly skimming the outer ring.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

VIBE.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

She has promised to make me my favourite King Prawn Pathia.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Yep. I was happier living in ignorance.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine being in my head!

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

Or have you all got piss stained boxers?
I don't know which is worse actually.
I think I preferred life before this conversation.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

'The Perineum Trick'
Spousal Unit has just told me that pressing one's aintcha stops stray droplets of piss going on one's kegs.
Now, I know the same applies for delaying a yoghurt spill, but are blokes actually standing at communal urinals fiddling their barse/biffin's bridge, post-piss?

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 4d

I asked my mum and she reminded me that I'm a 39 year old mother of three, I don't get sick days and VHS went defunct over twenty years ago.
In all, it was a bit of a kick in the tits of a day.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 5d

Morning.

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 5d

LOL

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HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 5d

I've heard of this phenomena but never had the "pleasure". I just want my duvet on the sofa and my Loony Tunes cartoons VHS on the telly.

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