HolyCrayons
@holycrayons.bsky.social
Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
Will gladly join you in the eye gouging.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Will gladly join you in the eye gouging.
I just saw that minutes before posting. Has everyone gone soft in the head? Baffling.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I just saw that minutes before posting. Has everyone gone soft in the head? Baffling.
Such a cruel, senseless world at times.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Such a cruel, senseless world at times.
3 minutes after that she shared an AI generated image of her looking like a Christmassy santa slut under a tree, so I think she's bearing up pretty well all things considered 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
3 minutes after that she shared an AI generated image of her looking like a Christmassy santa slut under a tree, so I think she's bearing up pretty well all things considered 🙏🏼
... she's been diagnosed with "euphemism".
Proper devo, but thank God she's got a "solid gold fiance" and a holiday in Amsterdam to look forward to in a fortnight...
Proper devo, but thank God she's got a "solid gold fiance" and a holiday in Amsterdam to look forward to in a fortnight...
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
... she's been diagnosed with "euphemism".
Proper devo, but thank God she's got a "solid gold fiance" and a holiday in Amsterdam to look forward to in a fortnight...
Proper devo, but thank God she's got a "solid gold fiance" and a holiday in Amsterdam to look forward to in a fortnight...
Ohhh thank God, you're my people. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING AT?!
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ohhh thank God, you're my people. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING AT?!
We also just polished off some of China's finest 👌🏼
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We also just polished off some of China's finest 👌🏼
Hadaway and shite is it! I can buy drain unblocker and white chocolate Jazzles from The Range.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hadaway and shite is it! I can buy drain unblocker and white chocolate Jazzles from The Range.
Yeaaaaah, I thought "OOOO now's my chance, 20% off!".
Oh how we now laugh at my foolishness 🥲
Oh how we now laugh at my foolishness 🥲
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yeaaaaah, I thought "OOOO now's my chance, 20% off!".
Oh how we now laugh at my foolishness 🥲
Oh how we now laugh at my foolishness 🥲
On your way to the pub via fishing trawler?
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
On your way to the pub via fishing trawler?
It's a universal talent of the younglings when a camera is pointed at them. CG2.0 looks likes he's a news presenter about to announce some seriously sombre bulletin.
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's a universal talent of the younglings when a camera is pointed at them. CG2.0 looks likes he's a news presenter about to announce some seriously sombre bulletin.
His official nursery photo is GOLD.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
His official nursery photo is GOLD.