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waiting for my husband to get home, downloaded snake.io out of pure boredom and man are there absolutely no checks on getting too large and unleashing pure misery on dozens of players
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
RIP to Orpheus but I’m built different
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
a large part of the “no good reason”s being

1. capitalism driving enshittification of the internet economy, and

2. software engineering being one of the highest paid professions that tech executives believe they can fully automate with AI
no, it isn't your imagination, everyone really is making drastically worse software for no good reason
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
bring back vocal chopping!!
Dopamine (Jamie xx Remix) by Robyn on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 5:02
music.apple.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
for some reason, pitchfork decided that heavy metal is the 3rd best album of the year but the 16th best rock album
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I'm confused? They're not on each other at all
David Corenswet and Jonathan Bailey for Variety's Actors On Actors
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
🫶, not as in “i love you” but as in “i will choke you”
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
happy friday 🥰😘
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
hi, i’m back :)
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
you’re laughing? they’re bullying the first LGBTQIA+ president and you’re fucking laughing?
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
obsessed with geese now
Geese - Islands of Men (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Geese
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
listen if Boots is successful, we might be able to incept “kill” into the gay lexicon and i think that would be neat
October 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Every time I flirt with a guy over 6'2 I hear the shadow of the colossus music
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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These disconnects always reveal how the point of algorithmic culture, recommender algorithms, and now “AI”, isn’t to give you agency or help you find more of what you want; it’s to influence your behavior and attitudes towards what the people running the algorithms want. Programmable people.
Entire GDP built around algorithms and my music app still can't figure out that if I skip a song every single time it's served up I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT SONG.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness
Everyone is trying to have a normal Saturday night and the president's top advisor is on X announcing that civil war is necessary
October 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
say what you want about the new album but it’s fascinating to see where girl, so confusing could have gone if lorde exclusively saw women as competition
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
okay this geese guy kinda sounds like a drunk thom yorke, but… in a good way?
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Gay guys that operate anonymous porn bot accounts are the weakest link I swear to god because why are friends I have that are on twitter telling me people are still sharing aust*n w*lf videos to this day…
September 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
oomf’s hotdog propaganda apparatus needs to be studied
September 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Judging by the shamefully opportunistic & politicizing rhetoric of some rightwingers on Twitter, & their cynical use of Charlie Kirk’s horrific murder for political point scoring, it’s almost as if Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman wasn’t murdered by a Trump-voting MAGA maniac just 12 weeks ago.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
seems like a good time to remind everybody that it is incredibly easy for your average developer or fascist organization to scan every post that’s made here with AI in real-time and flag posters who post things they don’t like
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM