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Evil Sam
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Sam | 30+ | she/her | evil cat lady | lolita fashion 🎀 | draw, complain & videogame
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Honey Brightclaw ♡ bard/rdm main ♡ malboro/crystal ♡ seeker/hrothgar
Time to get really high and browse the internet for home goods I cant afford
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Do you ever think of what happened to yaoicon
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I love negging my mom and making fun of her for being old when she's only 21 years older than me
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thank u aldi for having exactly one pink tree candle left
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I love my daughter that is controlled by a single amoeba
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Idiot
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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beautiful. low intelligence
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Planning parts of summer ILD the week before winter ILD lmao
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My neighbors have what I can only describe as "the seizure star" in their window and ive been told to ask if other Filipino households have it because now this makes 2 LMAO
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Beast
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
These chairs are my biggest white whale in thrifting & antiquing
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Man I totally didn't need to be in the office today
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Managers bought us lunch
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Idk why the concept of a sequel to an apple is so fucking funny
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Holy shit im dying
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This platter is way too small but it is finished 😤
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Charcuterie table 🙂‍↕️
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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philámayaye! naomi emáčiyapi! i’m ogala lakota and maidu, i’m a pnw based beadwork artist! i do contemporary beadwork in my free time, making lots of pieces inspired by jfashion, kawaii culture and magicial girls 💕

shop: magicalgirlbeadwork.etsy.com
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/windupkaine
June 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
INTO THE OVEN U GO
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My ducks are still thawing but theyre v close.....I just need to pull the gizzard and necks out so I can roast them for a fortified duck stock using beef stock as the base
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have julienned the orange peel
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
GUESS WHO POOPED HER PANTS
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Managed to squeeze 9 settings at my table 😅
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Family cookbooks, filled with handwritten notes, sometimes held together with rubber bands, tell the story of generations of homemakers. They are irreplaceable treasures.

🦃 Celebrate the cultural & family histories on their worn & stained pages ➡️ blog.archive.org/2024/09/30/v...

#Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My aunt finally found the silver she squirrled away from my grandma before she died that I specifically wanted and FINALLYYYYY gave it to my mom to bring to me when she visits in march. I have wanted that damn silver set since I was 22.
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM