A friendly pup & I were arguing about the differences in opinion on the trepidation of being CAUGHT for NOISY pleasure versus the THRILL of being WATCHED in earnest—I argued that both could be enjoyable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Some unsung ex-work related nudes & a few extras from last nights romp in the stable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

When a horse walks into a bar(n), it’s always about the long face—never about the—well—ya’ get the joke 😋🐴💦 Neigh~

Is—this what you’re staring at? 👀💦

It ain’t even hard yet, cutie 😮‍💨🐴 Snort~

Don’t forget to give your horses nice soft blankets to stay bundled during the harsher coming Winter months—robes work just as robustly.

Most farm-goers tend to get straight to work upon entering the stables—as you can imagine, the scent is far more alluring than the sounds alone & are a universal sign of ‘attention-seeking’ behavior 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~

Some impromptu horse meat—courtesy of not having my tripod handy 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

This should literally be IMPOSSIBLE with hooves but—here’s where stablehands come into play 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~

Whoever invented plastic breeding sleeves—for horses—I don’t think there’s enough energy in my lifetime to thank them properly 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

Dithering or not—don’t they look like fun to flop ‘round in your own palm? 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

Despite having deceivingly, disruptive hooves—at least I stay on brand 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

*twitch* 💦 *pucker* 🍩 *snort* 😮‍💨

For any fans of the stable & aspiring stablehands:

Neigh 🐴 Snort 💦 Whinny 🍩 Bray 🥕 Huff 🐎

It’s n-not my fault you left this in my st-stable—what’d you expect me to do, not u-use it for hours 🤤🐴💦 Whinny~

Horses weren’t meant for clothing—this is just being polite 😋🐴🍩💦 Neigh~

When you’ve spent all day in the field—there’s nothing like an undisturbed nap to help alleviate the worries of the waking day 😮‍💨🐴 Whinny~

Zootopia 2 inspired me to make some content this week 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~

If the horse doesn’t catch ya’ staring—it’s not considered rude to give him a big ol’ casual sniff—careful though . . . ya’ wouldn’t want to accidentally make him aware of your presence 😤🐴💦 Snort~

Winter weight & the last of the work bathroom selfie(s); hafta’ find some new things to post—for posterity 😮‍💨🐴💦

One more day & then I can rest—I’m in the homestretch & they’re doing everything they possibly can to disrupt my flow at work . . .

I’m literally just a day away from this toxic cesspool of mistrust & abuse—at the time of this post, I have upwards of 140 clients to transfer 😣🐴💦 Whinny~

“H-Help out a steed in need?” 🥴🐴💦 Whinny~

This piece was curated by the hung & talented bsky.naudiz.dog

Welcome to your first introduction into the world of Equine Therapy . . .

Now take a hold of these & tell me what’s been on your mind, champ—

😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~

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Of course I’m certified—if you’re referring to Equine Therapy, that is 👀🐴💦 Whinny~

This isn’t what I meant when I asked to be ‘locked-up all night in the stable’ . . .

🔒😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~