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Cloud The Musky Horsie
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🔞NSFW🔸PNW🔸Buckskin Appaloosa 🔸Hoss/Horse/Horsie🔸31🔸Property Of Anomis🔸Certified Therapy Horse🔸Musk Huffer🔸Salt-Licker🔸Donut Kisser🔸
Flare Polisher Extraordinaire🔸Orb Squeezer🔸Disney Horse Enthusiast🔸
The thrilling conclusion to a horse’s ’I should’ve been asleep ages ago’ dilemma—courtesy of a musky, horse testicle loving mustelid who couldn’t leave well-enough, alone 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A friendly pup & I were arguing about the differences in opinion on the trepidation of being CAUGHT for NOISY pleasure versus the THRILL of being WATCHED in earnest—I argued that both could be enjoyable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Some unsung ex-work related nudes & a few extras from last nights romp in the stable 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When a horse walks into a bar(n), it’s always about the long face—never about the—well—ya’ get the joke 😋🐴💦 Neigh~
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is—this what you’re staring at? 👀💦

It ain’t even hard yet, cutie 😮‍💨🐴 Snort~
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Don’t forget to give your horses nice soft blankets to stay bundled during the harsher coming Winter months—robes work just as robustly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A story in 3-parts—I had no inspiration for this post other than enjoying what I had between my own fuzzed thighs 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Most farm-goers tend to get straight to work upon entering the stables—as you can imagine, the scent is far more alluring than the sounds alone & are a universal sign of ‘attention-seeking’ behavior 🥴🐴🥚🥚💦 Snort~
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’d offer more if I could—this is all that would fit through the stable fencing 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Whinny~
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Some impromptu horse meat—courtesy of not having my tripod handy 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This should literally be IMPOSSIBLE with hooves but—here’s where stablehands come into play 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Whoever invented plastic breeding sleeves—for horses—I don’t think there’s enough energy in my lifetime to thank them properly 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dithering or not—don’t they look like fun to flop ‘round in your own palm? 😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Despite having deceivingly, disruptive hooves—at least I stay on brand 😮‍💨🐴💦 Neigh~
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
L-look at me in the eyes while you watch—I know w-why you wandered into my stable in the f-first place—are you g-getting dickstracted 🥴🐴💦 Snort~
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It’s n-not my fault you left this in my st-stable—what’d you expect me to do, not u-use it for hours 🤤🐴💦 Whinny~
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If ya’ ever find a reason to be stressed, just lean back & breath; it’ll do wonders when you just accept that you’re a thoughtless, productive breeder 😤😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Horses weren’t meant for clothing—this is just being polite 😋🐴🍩💦 Neigh~
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It takes a second to get comfy—don’t move yet I haven’t gotten back up! 😮‍💨🐴💦 Snort~
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When you’ve spent all day in the field—there’s nothing like an undisturbed nap to help alleviate the worries of the waking day 😮‍💨🐴 Whinny~
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If the horse doesn’t catch ya’ staring—it’s not considered rude to give him a big ol’ casual sniff—careful though . . . ya’ wouldn’t want to accidentally make him aware of your presence 😤🐴💦 Snort~
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Winter weight & the last of the work bathroom selfie(s); hafta’ find some new things to post—for posterity 😮‍💨🐴💦
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“H-Help out a steed in need?” 🥴🐴💦 Whinny~

This piece was curated by the hung & talented bsky.naudiz.dog
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Did—you say you saw something?

Hmm?

🤔🐴💦 Whinny~
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Welcome to your first introduction into the world of Equine Therapy . . .

Now take a hold of these & tell me what’s been on your mind, champ—

😮‍💨🐴🥚🥚💦 Neigh~
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM