HotCock420
@hotcock420.bsky.social
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Depressed 30something here to rebuild the twitter elon murdered. He/Him
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hotcock420.bsky.social
I don't have hard evidence but this is about silksong right?
hotcock420.bsky.social
A lot of replublicans are weirdly comfortable going on tv and admitting to, charitably, cartoonish levels of anxiety disorders as a reason to end freedoms for everyone

Its pussy shit. I don't have a better word for toxic weaponized unexamined cowardice either. They're pussies
'Too dadgum dangerous!' MAGA Republican complains he's too frightened to leave DC office

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/too-dadgum-dangerous-maga-republican-complains-he-s-too-frightened-to-leave-dc-office/ar-AA1KomoK
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davidbrace2.bsky.social
From the "Backyard Apocalypse" series: "Higher Ground (New Day Rising)", oil on canvas, 11x14", 2022 - $850(Cdn) #art
 An oil painting of a green plastic soldier atop a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can with a bullet hole in it. Looking up from grass level toward a blue sky with the sun glaring from behind parting clouds.
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greta ily what an outfit
hotcock420.bsky.social
I am considering autism screening specifically so I can buy that shirt
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Made a Jibarito sandwich (Puerto rican sandwich with fried plantain instead of bread with steak, onions, tomato, lettuce, and garlic aoli) with plantain chips and guac.
Alt text: A plate with a jibarito sandwich, a Puerto Rican dish made with fried plantains instead of bread. The sandwich is filled with beef, lettuce, tomato, onions, and sauce. On the side are long, crispy fried plantain chips served with a small bowl of guacamole for dipping.
hotcock420.bsky.social
tbh this came out better than expected
a blue eye. drawn at kleki.com via touchpad
hotcock420.bsky.social
I think the guy who used to follow around emperors at festivals reminding them that they would still die one day had the best job ever. I'd be so cocky if I was that guy, how could I ever die when I'm a harbinger of doom for fucking Caesar? I'm the fucking best
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hotcock420.bsky.social
Alrighty bluesky you're the boss
Charlie kirk did not deserve to be shot is misleading
hotcock420.bsky.social
putting bard levels on him is just mean to the party, he's already a beholder does he need more ways to lock people down?
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atompalace.bsky.social
here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
How Eevee and its evolutions (except Sylveon, as she was drawn in the post this one is quoting) react to being bathed. Pokemon, drawing description, and image text in brackets:

Vaporeon: wagging its tail happily in a shower cubicle (Needs no second bidding. Removing them from the shower is harder)

Jolteon: looking sidelong at the viewer with narrowed eyes (You know better than to shower an Electric type.)

Flareon: rolling contentedly in a sand pit (Fluffy fire type gets a sand bath instead!)

Eevee: being held in one hand, rinsed with the other, with big sad eyes and question marks (Too liddol to comprehend or rebel. Feeling a bit betrayed tbh)

Espeon: Peering out of a crack in a cupboard (Uses Psychic powers to choose best hiding spots until you give up)

Umbreon: Hissing wild eyed, clinging to shower curtains, with gloved hands attempting to reach (Acrobatics, unholy screeching, etc. Protective gear recommended)

Leafeon: sitting under the shower happily, eyes closed and tongue outstretched to catch the water (Calmest Eeveelution in the bath. Plant likes being watered!)

Glaceon: Standing somewhat tensely under the shower in silence (Tolerates it, but might be plotting revenge)
hotcock420.bsky.social
Take a break if you're tilted! You're not getting better that day at that point, and odds are better you'll try again tomorrow, dominate and feel like a god!

no matter what super-hard skill it is but I'm personally talking about #touhou
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
also, if you have prime or another means of watching this, i encourage you to & then consider building alliances with juggalos

they’re like the socialists of the niemoller poem

“first they came for the juggalos & i said nothing” — no im not being hyperbolic here either; just trust me
pic of my tv of amazon prime for “the united states of insanity” documentary about insane clown posse & juggalos while being targeted by the government with being labeled as a gang and pushing back based off 1a rights
hotcock420.bsky.social
*notices your slaps" UWU
hotcock420.bsky.social
your destiny is just earth metals as assigned by phone
hotcock420.bsky.social
That's right, the 'Father Ted' that remains beloved despite being associated with a weird sissy porn obsessive
hotcock420.bsky.social
If you see this repost with your favorite pokemon