HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
I am here to glorify obesity
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I am here to glorify obesity
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I had a dream that I went to japan, I don't remember why I was there but I ended up on some work site where people were moving machinery around. I was trying not to call attention to myself, and I took someone dropping a section of scaffolding into a big hole as an opportunity to slip away.
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I had a dream that I went to japan, I don't remember why I was there but I ended up on some work site where people were moving machinery around. I was trying not to call attention to myself, and I took someone dropping a section of scaffolding into a big hole as an opportunity to slip away.
I kinda wanna get ahold of this album. It's apparently super rare though
The Alan Parsons Project - Freudiana
YouTube video by The Album ♪
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January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I kinda wanna get ahold of this album. It's apparently super rare though
hauling more firewood 😩 I am the sweatiest man who ever lived
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
hauling more firewood 😩 I am the sweatiest man who ever lived
Happy Nude Year, take off your clothes and come here
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Happy Nude Year, take off your clothes and come here
my back is killing me I had to move so much firewood today
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
my back is killing me I had to move so much firewood today
How come every time people need blood for a ritual they always cut the palm of their hand? Isn't that a terrible place to have a cut? You use your hands all the time
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How come every time people need blood for a ritual they always cut the palm of their hand? Isn't that a terrible place to have a cut? You use your hands all the time
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For @misterfennex.bsky.social -- Miss Vanilla, looking sharp in a suit!
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
For @misterfennex.bsky.social -- Miss Vanilla, looking sharp in a suit!
I feel pretty good :)
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I feel pretty good :)
finished Star Wars Visions. Folks, it's really good. If you like the Star Wars setting but don't give a shit about Skywalker, this one's for you. I would have killed for a series like this when I was a kid
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
finished Star Wars Visions. Folks, it's really good. If you like the Star Wars setting but don't give a shit about Skywalker, this one's for you. I would have killed for a series like this when I was a kid
when I give my cat food and she eats it
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
when I give my cat food and she eats it
started watching "Tojima Wants To Be Kamen Rider" it's pretty hype. A lot more horny than I was expecting
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
started watching "Tojima Wants To Be Kamen Rider" it's pretty hype. A lot more horny than I was expecting
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Birdo in a Chinese Dress. I love her so much.
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Birdo in a Chinese Dress. I love her so much.
I wonder if anyone has made a pokemon mod that gives them all visible genitalia
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder if anyone has made a pokemon mod that gives them all visible genitalia
I think Shadow and Biolizard should just get along
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think Shadow and Biolizard should just get along
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