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HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case

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work is slow lately, fucking around in mspaint
so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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My political stance:
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
lizards playing golf? absurd
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
*selects you from the menu*
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
fupa friday
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
no more clothes
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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a big fat birdo for the soul
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
any game that features "war" in the title can be easily mocked by replacing it with "bore", "chore", "snore", etc.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Movie I've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ASMR
Star Wars: AT-ST Walking Sound for 12 Hours
YouTube video by crysknife007
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
really feeling this
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
oof ow my absolute head
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Draw Mesprit With A Big Tummy
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm fat and naked
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
what's the best Gundam series?
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
any good anime these days?
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
>lays down for a quick nap
>sleeps for 4 hours
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
had a dream last night I was trying to assemble some bird puzzle, I already had most of the pieces but the clues to where the remaining pieces were hidden was in a rare book. The owner of the book was a young woman with sideburns who reacted to me like I was the most repulsive thing she'd ever seen
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
imagine Laylee voiced by Awkwafina 😩💦
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
my favorite part of halloween is artists drawing their hot furry OC eating candy until they're helplessly pinned down by the weight of their own distended stomach
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my penis is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first 😈
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
fat fuck friday
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
sex with mesprit
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
squad goals
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM