HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
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so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
so what are they doing, Smash 6 or Smash Ultimate: Switch 2 Edition?
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My political stance:
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My political stance:
lizards playing golf? absurd
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
lizards playing golf? absurd
*selects you from the menu*
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
*selects you from the menu*
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a big fat birdo for the soul
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
a big fat birdo for the soul
any game that features "war" in the title can be easily mocked by replacing it with "bore", "chore", "snore", etc.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
any game that features "war" in the title can be easily mocked by replacing it with "bore", "chore", "snore", etc.
Movie I've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Movie I've seen more than 7 times with a gif
ASMR
Star Wars: AT-ST Walking Sound for 12 Hours
YouTube video by crysknife007
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November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
ASMR
oof ow my absolute head
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
oof ow my absolute head
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Draw Mesprit With A Big Tummy
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Draw Mesprit With A Big Tummy
what's the best Gundam series?
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
what's the best Gundam series?
any good anime these days?
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
any good anime these days?
>lays down for a quick nap
>sleeps for 4 hours
>sleeps for 4 hours
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
>lays down for a quick nap
>sleeps for 4 hours
>sleeps for 4 hours
had a dream last night I was trying to assemble some bird puzzle, I already had most of the pieces but the clues to where the remaining pieces were hidden was in a rare book. The owner of the book was a young woman with sideburns who reacted to me like I was the most repulsive thing she'd ever seen
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
had a dream last night I was trying to assemble some bird puzzle, I already had most of the pieces but the clues to where the remaining pieces were hidden was in a rare book. The owner of the book was a young woman with sideburns who reacted to me like I was the most repulsive thing she'd ever seen
imagine Laylee voiced by Awkwafina 😩💦
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
imagine Laylee voiced by Awkwafina 😩💦
my favorite part of halloween is artists drawing their hot furry OC eating candy until they're helplessly pinned down by the weight of their own distended stomach
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my favorite part of halloween is artists drawing their hot furry OC eating candy until they're helplessly pinned down by the weight of their own distended stomach
my penis is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first 😈
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
my penis is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first 😈
