HPAlpha
@hpalpha.bsky.social
millennial greymuzzle, former niche internet microcelebrity, professional 3D modeller, home owner, eligible bachelor, nudist, textbook basket case
I am here to glorify obesity
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I never watched yu yu hakusho, does it hold up? Should I watch it now?
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I never watched yu yu hakusho, does it hold up? Should I watch it now?
I wonder if anyone finds chain chomps sexy... like when one appears in the game they have to pause it for a minute
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I wonder if anyone finds chain chomps sexy... like when one appears in the game they have to pause it for a minute
I made a big pot of gumbo and my house smells fucking delicious
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I made a big pot of gumbo and my house smells fucking delicious
had a dream last night that a place I used to hang out as a kid was closing down, so I went in to take a bunch of stuff. I got a nice CRT TV and a full set of encyclopedias that transformed into a stack of magazines at some point.
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM
had a dream last night that a place I used to hang out as a kid was closing down, so I went in to take a bunch of stuff. I got a nice CRT TV and a full set of encyclopedias that transformed into a stack of magazines at some point.
when are we getting a new season of Kuromi's Pretty Journey
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
when are we getting a new season of Kuromi's Pretty Journey
Had a dream last night I found the ruins of an old church while exploring deep in the woods. I looked around inside, finding tons of old books, rotted threadbare clothing, and children's toys. Up a short staircase was a small room with a lectern, behind which was a mostly decomposed human torso
January 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Had a dream last night I found the ruins of an old church while exploring deep in the woods. I looked around inside, finding tons of old books, rotted threadbare clothing, and children's toys. Up a short staircase was a small room with a lectern, behind which was a mostly decomposed human torso
Now @powerupcomics.bsky.social Gamer Dilbert is the definitive Dilbert experience
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Now @powerupcomics.bsky.social Gamer Dilbert is the definitive Dilbert experience
Konami should make a spinoff of Silent Hill called Violent Hill where you go in guns blazing and fuck those monsters UP
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Konami should make a spinoff of Silent Hill called Violent Hill where you go in guns blazing and fuck those monsters UP
what if they made a Peanuts RTS
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
what if they made a Peanuts RTS
I love to laugh and smile, it is my favorite activity
January 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I love to laugh and smile, it is my favorite activity
Maybe I should give Banjo-Tooie another chance. Just found it dreadfully boring the last time I tried playing it
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Maybe I should give Banjo-Tooie another chance. Just found it dreadfully boring the last time I tried playing it
I just can't live without my nightly walks
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I just can't live without my nightly walks
Mesprit controls emotions... sex with her must be incredible
January 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Mesprit controls emotions... sex with her must be incredible
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any promising anime this season?
January 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
any promising anime this season?
what ever happened to the "dude you're getting a dell" guy
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
what ever happened to the "dude you're getting a dell" guy
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despite being 20 years old, my cat is a BABY
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
despite being 20 years old, my cat is a BABY