Hugmonger AKA Temur Schemer
@hugmonger.bsky.social
{3}{R} {T}: Each player may discard their hand and draw five cards. Then Snortshaper deals 5 damage to each opponent who discarded their hand this way. Activate only as a sorcery.
Pinned
Anxiety is a monster.... when things go bad you are genuinely fighting monsters, and when you fight those monsters, the ones that drive you into lashing out, to break everything around you because people hurt you... you have to fight them while recognizing that those people are good (1/x)
Dont make fun of me but I still think Shikimaru Nara was a cool character. Like everyone relates with being "a gifted kid" or whatever but man I really always best identified with really not wanting to do the thing but having to do it cuz no one else would or could as far as you could tell.
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Dont make fun of me but I still think Shikimaru Nara was a cool character. Like everyone relates with being "a gifted kid" or whatever but man I really always best identified with really not wanting to do the thing but having to do it cuz no one else would or could as far as you could tell.
You always get told to "not look at the camera" but here I am looking 👀
Like... 105 likes before the night's end is rather remarkable for one of my posts
I love people sharing the love of old damaged cards and if I am going to get into a niche this is rather a fantastic one.
Like... 105 likes before the night's end is rather remarkable for one of my posts
I love people sharing the love of old damaged cards and if I am going to get into a niche this is rather a fantastic one.
The shop I ordered these from has 4 damaged Moments Peaces and apparently it they came back and 2 were unshippable but the two that did get sent are gorgeous.
I always feel so weird for just how excited I get over my damaged cards but you can just sort of feel their age
I always feel so weird for just how excited I get over my damaged cards but you can just sort of feel their age
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
You always get told to "not look at the camera" but here I am looking 👀
Like... 105 likes before the night's end is rather remarkable for one of my posts
I love people sharing the love of old damaged cards and if I am going to get into a niche this is rather a fantastic one.
Like... 105 likes before the night's end is rather remarkable for one of my posts
I love people sharing the love of old damaged cards and if I am going to get into a niche this is rather a fantastic one.
I love that somehow I have hit on a small cross section between people who like old worn out magic cards and people who are at least tangentially interested in #SorceryTCG tonight. Yall have made my night an absolute joy.
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I love that somehow I have hit on a small cross section between people who like old worn out magic cards and people who are at least tangentially interested in #SorceryTCG tonight. Yall have made my night an absolute joy.
This is magic <3
Seriously just look at this, its so old and worn out but its like OG Portal
Seriously just look at this, its so old and worn out but its like OG Portal
This is the gravedigger from my childhood. I brought back so many twisted abomination's with this bad boy.
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
This is magic <3
Seriously just look at this, its so old and worn out but its like OG Portal
Seriously just look at this, its so old and worn out but its like OG Portal
I think the funniest part of bringing Turbo Fog to pauper night is that I am a nice enough person that I am effectively just making people better vs turbo fog by teaching them how to play
U-Ninjas/Fairies player tends to tank a lot and did a lot of full swings so I taught him to stagger attacks
U-Ninjas/Fairies player tends to tank a lot and did a lot of full swings so I taught him to stagger attacks
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I think the funniest part of bringing Turbo Fog to pauper night is that I am a nice enough person that I am effectively just making people better vs turbo fog by teaching them how to play
U-Ninjas/Fairies player tends to tank a lot and did a lot of full swings so I taught him to stagger attacks
U-Ninjas/Fairies player tends to tank a lot and did a lot of full swings so I taught him to stagger attacks
Me: I hate all these 5c Slop Commanders 🤬
Sorcery: Bro calm down you are literally running Elementalist
Sorcery: Bro calm down you are literally running Elementalist
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Me: I hate all these 5c Slop Commanders 🤬
Sorcery: Bro calm down you are literally running Elementalist
Sorcery: Bro calm down you are literally running Elementalist
The shop I ordered these from has 4 damaged Moments Peaces and apparently it they came back and 2 were unshippable but the two that did get sent are gorgeous.
I always feel so weird for just how excited I get over my damaged cards but you can just sort of feel their age
I always feel so weird for just how excited I get over my damaged cards but you can just sort of feel their age
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
The shop I ordered these from has 4 damaged Moments Peaces and apparently it they came back and 2 were unshippable but the two that did get sent are gorgeous.
I always feel so weird for just how excited I get over my damaged cards but you can just sort of feel their age
I always feel so weird for just how excited I get over my damaged cards but you can just sort of feel their age
Awww yiss my Dhol Chants have arrived!
For the Magic players in the audience the deck I am planning on for #SorceryTCG is similar to a Polymorph combo deck or Creativity. The threats arent as efficient as they are in current magic but thats vaguely the plan
For the Magic players in the audience the deck I am planning on for #SorceryTCG is similar to a Polymorph combo deck or Creativity. The threats arent as efficient as they are in current magic but thats vaguely the plan
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Awww yiss my Dhol Chants have arrived!
For the Magic players in the audience the deck I am planning on for #SorceryTCG is similar to a Polymorph combo deck or Creativity. The threats arent as efficient as they are in current magic but thats vaguely the plan
For the Magic players in the audience the deck I am planning on for #SorceryTCG is similar to a Polymorph combo deck or Creativity. The threats arent as efficient as they are in current magic but thats vaguely the plan
This is as American as it gets... like conservatives and hell even folks too far left might never understand my reasoning here but THIS represents my America.
Literally building America bringing in the aspiring and hopeful giving us the greatest imaginable gift
Literally building America bringing in the aspiring and hopeful giving us the greatest imaginable gift
My father's uncle was always an adventurous type, and incredibly intelligent, and decided to take advantage of post independence freedom and moved his family to Japan and then to the States in the 60s. Slowly he brought over our entire family through chain migration, and set folks up with jobs.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This is as American as it gets... like conservatives and hell even folks too far left might never understand my reasoning here but THIS represents my America.
Literally building America bringing in the aspiring and hopeful giving us the greatest imaginable gift
Literally building America bringing in the aspiring and hopeful giving us the greatest imaginable gift
What? Donald Trump is once again personally contracting people to be massive pieces of shit and refusing to pay them?
Im amazed... surprised... flabbergasted...
Nah a dead person coulda seen this coming
Im amazed... surprised... flabbergasted...
Nah a dead person coulda seen this coming
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
What? Donald Trump is once again personally contracting people to be massive pieces of shit and refusing to pay them?
Im amazed... surprised... flabbergasted...
Nah a dead person coulda seen this coming
Im amazed... surprised... flabbergasted...
Nah a dead person coulda seen this coming
Zoe going on her villain arc like
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Zoe going on her villain arc like
I wont lie probably the most tempting list for Premodern for me is Intuitionless Uzi. Like cut $750 off the price and run a pretty sweet list a lot like Dr Teeth with a budget threat
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I wont lie probably the most tempting list for Premodern for me is Intuitionless Uzi. Like cut $750 off the price and run a pretty sweet list a lot like Dr Teeth with a budget threat
I love that there is a premodern deck running Scion of Darkness
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I love that there is a premodern deck running Scion of Darkness
There are so many people who seemingly flipped on Trans people in my lifetime that the Evplutionary Biologist Chaser email has me casting a lot of side eye at.
the confirmation of contemporary transphobia as a political movement has been the brainchild of a boys club made up of some of the most disgusting monsters in recent memory to explicitly keep trans women disenfranchised so as to subjugate and exploit us for their own sexual gain is like
a lot, dawg
a lot, dawg
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
There are so many people who seemingly flipped on Trans people in my lifetime that the Evplutionary Biologist Chaser email has me casting a lot of side eye at.
Fictional Villains secret communication: *highly convtrived secret codes and code words*
Epstien Files: "Yeah the slave torture and csa event went off without a hitch thanks largely to (publicly known figure)."
Epstien Files: "Yeah the slave torture and csa event went off without a hitch thanks largely to (publicly known figure)."
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Fictional Villains secret communication: *highly convtrived secret codes and code words*
Epstien Files: "Yeah the slave torture and csa event went off without a hitch thanks largely to (publicly known figure)."
Epstien Files: "Yeah the slave torture and csa event went off without a hitch thanks largely to (publicly known figure)."
Seriously this game took so much of my time, especially since it promised me I could make my own game and other people would play it....
I never did make my own game.... BUT I COULD HAVE!
I never did make my own game.... BUT I COULD HAVE!
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Seriously this game took so much of my time, especially since it promised me I could make my own game and other people would play it....
I never did make my own game.... BUT I COULD HAVE!
I never did make my own game.... BUT I COULD HAVE!
Like I was always somewhat aware of Something Awful, 4chan, goonsquad and so on but man... you know what was cooler?
Playing well of souls and modifying sprites so I could be this guy from another game with cool red/orange hair in my funny 4 frame paper doll game XD
Playing well of souls and modifying sprites so I could be this guy from another game with cool red/orange hair in my funny 4 frame paper doll game XD
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Like I was always somewhat aware of Something Awful, 4chan, goonsquad and so on but man... you know what was cooler?
Playing well of souls and modifying sprites so I could be this guy from another game with cool red/orange hair in my funny 4 frame paper doll game XD
Playing well of souls and modifying sprites so I could be this guy from another game with cool red/orange hair in my funny 4 frame paper doll game XD
You know what? I am glad that even amongst gamers I would have been considered anti-social as a teen.
I was always put off by boards like 4chan and so on cuz I just wanted to play video games and make up stories.
I was always put off by boards like 4chan and so on cuz I just wanted to play video games and make up stories.
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
You know what? I am glad that even amongst gamers I would have been considered anti-social as a teen.
I was always put off by boards like 4chan and so on cuz I just wanted to play video games and make up stories.
I was always put off by boards like 4chan and so on cuz I just wanted to play video games and make up stories.
I am thinking about mono-red control or mill again and honestly it almost always comes back to Kazuul and Grenzo though the new Roku really does something cool and unique.
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I am thinking about mono-red control or mill again and honestly it almost always comes back to Kazuul and Grenzo though the new Roku really does something cool and unique.
So I am trying to find ways in mono-red to give all my creatures evasion of some form and boy howdy does it just not work. There are 2 cards that give your board Menace which is the worst evasive keyword and then Skyshaper which gives them alpha strike flying.
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
January 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
So I am trying to find ways in mono-red to give all my creatures evasion of some form and boy howdy does it just not work. There are 2 cards that give your board Menace which is the worst evasive keyword and then Skyshaper which gives them alpha strike flying.
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
"Let people hate things"
Hits so fucking hard... like you already get to enjoy things, let me not, okay?
Hits so fucking hard... like you already get to enjoy things, let me not, okay?
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"Let people hate things"
Hits so fucking hard... like you already get to enjoy things, let me not, okay?
Hits so fucking hard... like you already get to enjoy things, let me not, okay?
Bird Kitchen has been updated. Now up to 52 lands with a ton of utility
Kor Haven over Maze of Ith as it taps for mana
The two creatures that untap one or two lands got removed as they dont do enough
Tomb of the Spirit Dragon is a speculative add really for lifegain
moxfield.com/decks/vF7VIJ...
Kor Haven over Maze of Ith as it taps for mana
The two creatures that untap one or two lands got removed as they dont do enough
Tomb of the Spirit Dragon is a speculative add really for lifegain
moxfield.com/decks/vF7VIJ...
Bird Kitchen AKA Derevi Reclamation - Commander (Derevi, Empyrial Tactician)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Bird Kitchen has been updated. Now up to 52 lands with a ton of utility
Kor Haven over Maze of Ith as it taps for mana
The two creatures that untap one or two lands got removed as they dont do enough
Tomb of the Spirit Dragon is a speculative add really for lifegain
moxfield.com/decks/vF7VIJ...
Kor Haven over Maze of Ith as it taps for mana
The two creatures that untap one or two lands got removed as they dont do enough
Tomb of the Spirit Dragon is a speculative add really for lifegain
moxfield.com/decks/vF7VIJ...
Mail Came in today which means it is time to go to the Bird Kitchen and make some changes.
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Mail Came in today which means it is time to go to the Bird Kitchen and make some changes.
In no way could I be trusted to know which card is which. I clicked away from the screen and already dont know which card is in standard or what one the tthe -1/-1 thing and which does the not that thing.
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
In no way could I be trusted to know which card is which. I clicked away from the screen and already dont know which card is in standard or what one the tthe -1/-1 thing and which does the not that thing.
I wont lie tournament drama is always a little funny to me... folks like to pretend one format or another has more drama or whatever but remember like the Francis Table Flip Meme predated Commander's adoption by wizards and Control has always been kinda hated.
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I wont lie tournament drama is always a little funny to me... folks like to pretend one format or another has more drama or whatever but remember like the Francis Table Flip Meme predated Commander's adoption by wizards and Control has always been kinda hated.