Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
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Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
· Apr 16
Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
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Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
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LOOK AT THIS GUY!
Good year for squirrels, judging by this pic from National Trust for Scotland www.instagram.com/nationaltrus...
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
LOOK AT THIS GUY!
I know this isn't a radical statement any more, but honestly fuck Jimmy Carr. I used to be a fan and a defender, but he's spent the past few years being SUCH a prick.
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I know this isn't a radical statement any more, but honestly fuck Jimmy Carr. I used to be a fan and a defender, but he's spent the past few years being SUCH a prick.
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A reminder for UK residents
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A reminder for UK residents
Sat next to a guy on a flight who paid for the in-flight WiFi so he could spend the entire time on his ipad, talking to chatGPT, checking eth on the stock market, and looking at a £1.3million house on Rightmove.
I hated him so much.
I hated him so much.
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sat next to a guy on a flight who paid for the in-flight WiFi so he could spend the entire time on his ipad, talking to chatGPT, checking eth on the stock market, and looking at a £1.3million house on Rightmove.
I hated him so much.
I hated him so much.
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
More than one camera cut per second in this amazing sequence
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
More than one camera cut per second in this amazing sequence
Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it.
🍔👑🧇📅
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Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
Binning work off early to go and laugh my dick off at @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social and their show 'Drem'.
See ya soon, boys!
See ya soon, boys!
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Binning work off early to go and laugh my dick off at @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social and their show 'Drem'.
See ya soon, boys!
See ya soon, boys!
![Screenshot of the game Disco Elysium. A ramshackle statue of a horse and rider in a circle of grimy dystopian scenery. The protagonist and sidekick characters portraits are shown in the bottom left corner and the right side of the screen displays the text: "Horseback Monument - An old monument stands in the middle of the traffic island, pointing toward the sea. It looks as if it's been reassembled piece-by-piece, secured and mounted in the air with the aid of numerous ropes and rods."
"1. Who is this?"
"2. [Leave]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e5wib46xkdsrwk2rmi5y2nn6/bafkreihfimsdj7b3gccrcczse4s5j3uwm3mbkxeodzyq2vmlfyjbfygg3m@jpeg)
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
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It's World Mental Health Day today.
I've been suffering a bit recently with anxiety attacks & depression, although I'm doing better, I'm not 100% just yet.
Please try to look after your mental health, it's so important for all my pals to be well but if you aren't, that's ok too.
Love you all
I've been suffering a bit recently with anxiety attacks & depression, although I'm doing better, I'm not 100% just yet.
Please try to look after your mental health, it's so important for all my pals to be well but if you aren't, that's ok too.
Love you all
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It's World Mental Health Day today.
I've been suffering a bit recently with anxiety attacks & depression, although I'm doing better, I'm not 100% just yet.
Please try to look after your mental health, it's so important for all my pals to be well but if you aren't, that's ok too.
Love you all
I've been suffering a bit recently with anxiety attacks & depression, although I'm doing better, I'm not 100% just yet.
Please try to look after your mental health, it's so important for all my pals to be well but if you aren't, that's ok too.
Love you all
Witnessed the most incredible interaction in the pharmacy:
"I'm here to pick up a prescription for [name]."
"OK, what's the date of birth?"
"I dunno"
"OK how do you spell the surname?"
"I dunno"
"O....K, what's your relationship to the patient?"
"She's my wife"
!
"I'm here to pick up a prescription for [name]."
"OK, what's the date of birth?"
"I dunno"
"OK how do you spell the surname?"
"I dunno"
"O....K, what's your relationship to the patient?"
"She's my wife"
!
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Witnessed the most incredible interaction in the pharmacy:
"I'm here to pick up a prescription for [name]."
"OK, what's the date of birth?"
"I dunno"
"OK how do you spell the surname?"
"I dunno"
"O....K, what's your relationship to the patient?"
"She's my wife"
!
"I'm here to pick up a prescription for [name]."
"OK, what's the date of birth?"
"I dunno"
"OK how do you spell the surname?"
"I dunno"
"O....K, what's your relationship to the patient?"
"She's my wife"
!
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Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
People called Zelda are wise. We know this.
"And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it ‘the future,’ AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line".
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc...
Robin Williams’ daughter Zelda hits out at AI-generated videos of her dead father: ‘stop doing this to him’
Film-maker tells the public to stop sending her videos, saying: ‘You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings’
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
People called Zelda are wise. We know this.
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Dear British media please imagine these are sycamore trees
Hundreds of olive trees were seen uprooted by Israeli forces in the villages of al-Mughayyir and abu Falah near Ramallah, in the occupied West Bank.
October 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dear British media please imagine these are sycamore trees