Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
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Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
· Apr 16
Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
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An underpaid staffer at Wowcher decided to be cheeky today
January 22, 2026 at 3:24 PM
An underpaid staffer at Wowcher decided to be cheeky today
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
A terrifying amount of dialogue from The Simpsons and whole sections of stand-up comedy shows
January 21, 2026 at 11:07 AM
A terrifying amount of dialogue from The Simpsons and whole sections of stand-up comedy shows
Remember when that plane had to land because of someone's spectacular mid-flight poo? It just happened again with Air Force One
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Remember when that plane had to land because of someone's spectacular mid-flight poo? It just happened again with Air Force One
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Google's stupid AI thing just told me you have a Netflix special called "Live in Amsterdam". Could this be used as justification to force them to pay you for one?
January 20, 2026 at 1:18 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Google's stupid AI thing just told me you have a Netflix special called "Live in Amsterdam". Could this be used as justification to force them to pay you for one?
Just defrosted the freezer compartment of the office fridge. Fuck ICE.
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Just defrosted the freezer compartment of the office fridge. Fuck ICE.
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KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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Pretty sure he shouldn't be doing this
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Pretty sure he shouldn't be doing this
Don't use Spotify, people
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.
Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Don't use Spotify, people
How do you turn thoughts into posts?
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
How do you turn thoughts into posts?
Dilb-dead
Scott Adams died lol
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Dilb-dead
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REMINDER: this game exists, is brilliant, and requires WISHLISTS in order to succeed. Pls wishlist and share, thank you!
EARTH MUST DIE
Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE
Please RETWEET and WISHLIST
Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE
Please RETWEET and WISHLIST
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 AM
REMINDER: this game exists, is brilliant, and requires WISHLISTS in order to succeed. Pls wishlist and share, thank you!
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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This is the clearest indicator yet that if any politician is suggesting we try US fascist-style tactics in the UK, they should be wholeheartedly rejected. Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
This is the clearest indicator yet that if any politician is suggesting we try US fascist-style tactics in the UK, they should be wholeheartedly rejected. Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.
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So what was the point of this then?
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
So what was the point of this then?
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Eat them. Eat them all.
FTSE 100 CEOs earn more than average worker’s yearly pay by noon on 6 January
FTSE 100 CEOs earn more than average worker’s yearly pay by noon on 6 January
High Pay Centre calculates bosses will pass milestone on third working day of 2026 with median pay of £1,353 an hour
The bosses of FTSE 100 companies will have made more money in 2026 before midday on Tuesday than the average worker will all year, according to figures laying bare the yawning income gap.
Median annual pay for FTSE 100 chief executives is £4.4m, the High Pay Centre thinktank calculated, 113 times higher than the £39,039 earned by the median full-time worker. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Eat them. Eat them all.
It's so cold that my postin' fingers are struggling
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's so cold that my postin' fingers are struggling
Hades 2 is a very sneaky game. It feels like one you can just play for 20mins, but then hours melt away
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Hades 2 is a very sneaky game. It feels like one you can just play for 20mins, but then hours melt away
Apparently I went to Greggs every 2.58 days in 2025. I should probably work on that.
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Apparently I went to Greggs every 2.58 days in 2025. I should probably work on that.
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Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one
Luv ya
Luv ya
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one
Luv ya
Luv ya