cuba brain ray survivor
hummusbadger.bsky.social
cuba brain ray survivor
@hummusbadger.bsky.social
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blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"
October 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Finally finished this one
May 11, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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cancelling the sax player on the jetsons theme song for making the "daughter judy" riff too sexy
June 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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June 3, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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They made websites unusable so they could cram in more ads. Then they laid off the writers who made the content you would endure the ads to read.

So now websites are just a dead mall serving ads to nobody, if I am understanding this correctly.
May 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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i love how in the 90s there would be like batman toys where he had all kinds of shit on him he never used in the tv show or movies. like what if batman had a big drill. what if he wore a suit specifically for hunting joker in a subarctic boreal forest
May 12, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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at this point you basically either believe in the inherent dignity of humanity or you worship death
May 1, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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important
April 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Hey guys what's up, today we're loosing the blood-dimmed tide, but first a big shout-out to our sponsor Raycon. If the falcon had the Everyday Bluetooth Wireless Earbuds, he would have been able to hear the falconer no problem
April 10, 2024 at 1:49 AM
April 3, 2024 at 6:15 PM
they won't let you buy a banana split any more due to politics
March 24, 2024 at 3:14 AM
water orbs
March 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
eatin good to night!!
March 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Old King Bastard in Berserk: So they've been defeated... the Hell Man Piggy Warriors
Captain: I'm afraid so
Old King Bastard: Then we have no choice... unleash the Silver Big-Dicked Ultimate Fuckers
March 10, 2024 at 5:06 AM
"daylight savings" is state terrorism, every elected official deserves to live in fear until it's abolished
March 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
toast with butter, strawberry jam, black pepper "the king's treat"
March 9, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Chiropractors have been really successful at convincing people they are just back doctors but it’s essentially a cult made up by a guy in the 1890s that believes all disease is caused by pressure on spinal nerves. They aren’t the same as physical therapists
It’s crazy that chiropractors are still a thing and didn’t just disappear after a craze in the 90s or whatever. The guy who invented it claimed that a ghost taught him and didn’t believe in germ theory
March 5, 2024 at 7:24 PM
no one says they're going to get 40 winks anymore. due to Woke
February 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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we’re five years from being able to tell a computer “make a movie tailored to my interests” and instantly watch a high quality movie where the gummi bears jerk doctor who off into soundwave’s cassette hole
February 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM
getting tricked into dispersing seed by eating various fruits
February 15, 2024 at 11:30 PM
precious goblin alert
February 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
it's cauldron time
February 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
my Pearl pendant? actually the remnant of my uncle (clamped and digested by giant clam)
February 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
flashing status effect skull icon hovering over me that says NEED HEARTY STEW while i take 1 damage per minute
February 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM