Hyena
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Hyena
@hyaenneh.bsky.social
· Jan 24
I don't know who needs to hear this,
but if you need to hear this:
date your fucking patch notes.
but if you need to hear this:
date your fucking patch notes.
Actually, cruising and fucking strangers in a public sauna is less deranged than taking a sauna fully clothed. Gym shoes is downright pathological.
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Actually, cruising and fucking strangers in a public sauna is less deranged than taking a sauna fully clothed. Gym shoes is downright pathological.
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*taps the sign chinesely*
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
*taps the sign chinesely*
Plato's Allegory of the Overton Window
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Plato's Allegory of the Overton Window
Who had this on their bingo cards?
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Who had this on their bingo cards?
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Connie is THE bar. And it has never been set higher than their work in 2025. What an inspiration.
Also, music is such an intrinsic part of storytelling. And the sheer number of songs that have been appearing in actual plays this year have been a joy to witness.
Long may it continue.
Also, music is such an intrinsic part of storytelling. And the sheer number of songs that have been appearing in actual plays this year have been a joy to witness.
Long may it continue.
Sometimes the only way to open a session is with an original folk song about the impending apocalypse. Good thing GM Connie is also a songwriter, vocalist, and recently got back into playing guitar…
Enjoy! 🦋
Enjoy! 🦋
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Connie is THE bar. And it has never been set higher than their work in 2025. What an inspiration.
Also, music is such an intrinsic part of storytelling. And the sheer number of songs that have been appearing in actual plays this year have been a joy to witness.
Long may it continue.
Also, music is such an intrinsic part of storytelling. And the sheer number of songs that have been appearing in actual plays this year have been a joy to witness.
Long may it continue.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
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You don't necessarily need to say "image of" in your alt text for users to know it's an image. Screen readers will announce that it's an image. But it can help readers to specify if it's a hand-drawn image, Polaroid, infographic, screenshot, chart, map, diagram, or so on.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You don't necessarily need to say "image of" in your alt text for users to know it's an image. Screen readers will announce that it's an image. But it can help readers to specify if it's a hand-drawn image, Polaroid, infographic, screenshot, chart, map, diagram, or so on.
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queer halloween is something else, what do you mean you’re r.e.m.’s losing my religion
What do you mean that's me in the corner? That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion?
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
queer halloween is something else, what do you mean you’re r.e.m.’s losing my religion
There is a distinct pause in human speech, longer than a comma, shorter than an ellipsis, softer than a dash. Do we have punctuation for this?
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There is a distinct pause in human speech, longer than a comma, shorter than an ellipsis, softer than a dash. Do we have punctuation for this?
Wow. I can't believe in 2025 that PS5 owners still can't play Grand Theft Auto or Skyrim or Marvel Rivals or Balatro. When is anybody going to publish a game for these poor souls?
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wow. I can't believe in 2025 that PS5 owners still can't play Grand Theft Auto or Skyrim or Marvel Rivals or Balatro. When is anybody going to publish a game for these poor souls?
Does anybody else see my vision? #worldofwarcraft
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Does anybody else see my vision? #worldofwarcraft
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"No one wants to work anymore," cries the hiring manager who has an AI voice model conduct interviews in his place.
July 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"No one wants to work anymore," cries the hiring manager who has an AI voice model conduct interviews in his place.
Shoutout to Microsoft Windows for showing self-restraint for a whopping 12 days, 21 hours, and 7 minutes, before relapsing and stealth-reinstalling the US keyboard I don't use and uninstall immediately every time it does this. Least satisfying game of whack-a-mole I've ever played.
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Shoutout to Microsoft Windows for showing self-restraint for a whopping 12 days, 21 hours, and 7 minutes, before relapsing and stealth-reinstalling the US keyboard I don't use and uninstall immediately every time it does this. Least satisfying game of whack-a-mole I've ever played.
wait, the fuck?? when did free Spotify TAKE AWAY "listen to an album in order from start to finish"?!?!
I get that "play in ANY order" was a premium feature but now my free account is locked to shuffle?? on album play????
I get that "play in ANY order" was a premium feature but now my free account is locked to shuffle?? on album play????
June 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
wait, the fuck?? when did free Spotify TAKE AWAY "listen to an album in order from start to finish"?!?!
I get that "play in ANY order" was a premium feature but now my free account is locked to shuffle?? on album play????
I get that "play in ANY order" was a premium feature but now my free account is locked to shuffle?? on album play????
So people don't actually understand the difference between an open game license and a community content license, huh?
June 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So people don't actually understand the difference between an open game license and a community content license, huh?
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I've only caught one shiny Pokémon before. It was a Mankey in FireRed. I was so mad that Mankey was my first shiny that I stopped playing, and I haven't picked FireRed up again since.
Realizing that I don’t know if I’ve ever caught a shiny Pokémon before
May 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I've only caught one shiny Pokémon before. It was a Mankey in FireRed. I was so mad that Mankey was my first shiny that I stopped playing, and I haven't picked FireRed up again since.
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ah yes, the five love languages of deeply unwell gay people... biting the shit out of someone, sending esoteric memes to the gc, doing a bg3 honor mode run together, playing indie ttrpgs, and telling a loved one to drink some fucking water
May 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ah yes, the five love languages of deeply unwell gay people... biting the shit out of someone, sending esoteric memes to the gc, doing a bg3 honor mode run together, playing indie ttrpgs, and telling a loved one to drink some fucking water
"You, Me, and R3" — Set in the Star Wars universe, these two Y-Wing co-pilots think they're in a buddy comedy but their astromech droid knows it's a romcom.
May 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"You, Me, and R3" — Set in the Star Wars universe, these two Y-Wing co-pilots think they're in a buddy comedy but their astromech droid knows it's a romcom.