Highway to the Cool Zone
@skaboomizzy.bsky.social
Yinzer in exile. Feline caretaker. Darkly humorous. Fueled by bourbon and/or overproof rum. Tiny-stakes gambler. he/him ⬛️⬜️🟪
I think tomorrow I might just snack all day working at home b/c nothing matters
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I think tomorrow I might just snack all day working at home b/c nothing matters
has anyone done an analysis of Harper's Letter signees and Epstein files mentions yet
just asking
just asking
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
has anyone done an analysis of Harper's Letter signees and Epstein files mentions yet
just asking
just asking
less than a week until Winter Olympics, and that means Curling is back on the menu
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 AM
less than a week until Winter Olympics, and that means Curling is back on the menu
the fact that I'm more motivated to keep my CFB Ultimate Team more uncluttered than my house is probably a sign of something
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
the fact that I'm more motivated to keep my CFB Ultimate Team more uncluttered than my house is probably a sign of something
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Imagine what they're trying to hide
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Imagine what they're trying to hide
just ate a couple sriracha cheese dogs and good lord were they delicious
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 AM
just ate a couple sriracha cheese dogs and good lord were they delicious
I'm waiting for the Rifftrax version of "Melania" @billcorbett.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I'm waiting for the Rifftrax version of "Melania" @billcorbett.bsky.social
hahahaha holy shit
Leigh Wambsganss raised nearly $2.3 million for the SD9 district, much of it coming from three billionaire-funded PACs.
Taylor Rehmet raised $346,000, most of it coming from donations of $100 or less. His biggest donor gave him $12K, and a bunch of local unions also cut him larger checks.
Taylor Rehmet raised $346,000, most of it coming from donations of $100 or less. His biggest donor gave him $12K, and a bunch of local unions also cut him larger checks.
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
hahahaha holy shit
That's fine, it'll be really funny when President AOC rededicates it to John Brown
Exclusive: President Trump wants to build a 250-foot-tall structure in D.C.
The planned Independence Arch is intended to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary.
It would also be taller than both the White House and the Lincoln Memorial.
The planned Independence Arch is intended to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary.
It would also be taller than both the White House and the Lincoln Memorial.
Trump wants to build a 250-foot-tall arch, dwarfing the Lincoln Memorial
The president is eying a plot of land near Memorial Bridge. The art critic who proposed the idea called for a smaller arch or for Trump to pick a new site.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
That's fine, it'll be really funny when President AOC rededicates it to John Brown
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Jeffrey Epstein was basically the Zelig of evil pedophile impresarios, they’re gonna find an email proving that the guy who designed all the Trader Joes parking lots trained at Epstein’s knee
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jeffrey Epstein was basically the Zelig of evil pedophile impresarios, they’re gonna find an email proving that the guy who designed all the Trader Joes parking lots trained at Epstein’s knee
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Who else remembers the hottest video game of 1982?
Expectations of box art portraying the game accurately were kept low, back then, but who can say if this was the case when the game itself was so baffling that nobody could understand it...
#CowTools #FarSide #Atari #BoxArt #gaming #nostalgia #retro
Expectations of box art portraying the game accurately were kept low, back then, but who can say if this was the case when the game itself was so baffling that nobody could understand it...
#CowTools #FarSide #Atari #BoxArt #gaming #nostalgia #retro
November 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Try explaining the saga if lowtax banning hentai leading to the creation of 4chan leading to the creation of /pol/ leading to gamergate leading to the wow gold magnate Steve Banon getting involved in politics with Breitbart and ... Hold on the orderlies are telling me it's rec time
January 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Try explaining the saga if lowtax banning hentai leading to the creation of 4chan leading to the creation of /pol/ leading to gamergate leading to the wow gold magnate Steve Banon getting involved in politics with Breitbart and ... Hold on the orderlies are telling me it's rec time
what
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
what
oddly specific details in that email from Lutnick
But the new Epstein files show a series of subsequent interactions. That included this email from Lutnick about bringing his family and others to visit Epstein at his private island, Little St. James.
3/6
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
3/6
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
oddly specific details in that email from Lutnick
CBS is really pushing the UFC on Paramount+ advertising but I would love to see the overlap of UFC fans and Let's Make A Deal viewers
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
CBS is really pushing the UFC on Paramount+ advertising but I would love to see the overlap of UFC fans and Let's Make A Deal viewers
i would rather die against the wall than eat ranch dressing
it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i would rather die against the wall than eat ranch dressing
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PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
PITTSBURGH PARKING TERLET
very small chance of snow flurries in Tampa on Sunday lol
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
very small chance of snow flurries in Tampa on Sunday lol
Today's fracas on baseball media-sky did remind me to order my copy of Baseball Prospectus, so that's good
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Today's fracas on baseball media-sky did remind me to order my copy of Baseball Prospectus, so that's good
*saluting respectfully* yeet
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 AM
*saluting respectfully* yeet
when normies are exposed to Bari Weiss' Roundtable of Deep Thunkers, the reaction is going to be hilarious
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
when normies are exposed to Bari Weiss' Roundtable of Deep Thunkers, the reaction is going to be hilarious
Ketamine Thursdays with Dr. Dog Phrenologist, Ph.D
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Ketamine Thursdays with Dr. Dog Phrenologist, Ph.D
when the invisible hand of the free market has been training for Power Slap
absolute scenes
*TRUMP: DOLLAR IS DOING GREAT
*TRUMP DOESN'T THINK DOLLAR DECLINED TOO MUCH
*BLOOMBERG DOLLAR INDEX FALLS MORE THAN 1% AFTER TRUMP REMARKS
*DOLLAR TUMBLES AFTER TRUMP SAYS NOT CONCERNED WITH ITS DECLINE
*TRUMP: DOLLAR IS DOING GREAT
*TRUMP DOESN'T THINK DOLLAR DECLINED TOO MUCH
*BLOOMBERG DOLLAR INDEX FALLS MORE THAN 1% AFTER TRUMP REMARKS
*DOLLAR TUMBLES AFTER TRUMP SAYS NOT CONCERNED WITH ITS DECLINE
January 27, 2026 at 9:01 PM
when the invisible hand of the free market has been training for Power Slap
i hate it here
Do you want Aaron Rodgers back as your QB?
Mike McCarthy: "Definitely, I don't know why you wouldn't."
Mike McCarthy: "Definitely, I don't know why you wouldn't."
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
i hate it here