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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
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November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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That phrase is always so funny to me because the full version of it is literally the opposite of what the shorter version means.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
Repeat after me:
You don't owe anything to family that impedes your peace and well-being for the sake of "holidays."
"Blood is thicker than water" doesn't mean shit if the blood is poisonous while the water nourishes, sustains life, and promotes growth.
Your chosen family is more than enough.
You don't owe anything to family that impedes your peace and well-being for the sake of "holidays."
"Blood is thicker than water" doesn't mean shit if the blood is poisonous while the water nourishes, sustains life, and promotes growth.
Your chosen family is more than enough.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That phrase is always so funny to me because the full version of it is literally the opposite of what the shorter version means.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
The full quote is “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb” - or literally, that forged relationships mean more than involuntarily familial bonds.
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Every news article about economics is either "the economy sucks because you're not wasting money" or "people are poor because they're wasting money"
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Every news article about economics is either "the economy sucks because you're not wasting money" or "people are poor because they're wasting money"
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Here's a paragraph you might not expect to find in a 1998 sci-fi/super hero paperback for babies.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
![Cover for Animorphs #23: The Pretender by K.A. Applegate. Published in November 1998 by Scholastic. Cover illustration by David B. Mattingly.
A red-tailed hawk morphs into some common variety of brown rabbit. That is, the rabbit is on the bottom-left, the hawk is on the top-right, and there are three transitionary stages in between. Ears gradually emerge. The wings turn into arms. Talons become paws. Beak to nose. That kind of thing.
The background is a cloudy gradient, going from purple at the top to yellow-orange at the bottom. There is also a hazy, translucent boy seen directly behind the hawk.
Additional text:
"Tobias is about to discover the secrets of his past..."
"TV. Watch Animorphs on Nickelodeon."
[My own recommendation: Stick to the books.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnzdrfrdw247cmojpv5vaza2/bafkreib46rxwcsvmlabsffk7h7m2sog4wqi7ypb4gon3lfkpqxikwpo2z4@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Here's a paragraph you might not expect to find in a 1998 sci-fi/super hero paperback for babies.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
Unless you're familiar with Animorphs, in which case you would know that the series is routinely like this.
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oops, I made a shareable formlock time calculator for bluesky posts >:3
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
Formlock Time Calculator
formlock.zyntaks.ca
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
oops, I made a shareable formlock time calculator for bluesky posts >:3
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
Just link the formlock post, and how many hours each like, repost, quote post, and reply will add to the overall time..
And you get a shareable page that calculates your total time!
formlock.zyntaks.ca
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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[REPOST] Pokemon amie looks a lil different.....🐶 🔥
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[REPOST] Pokemon amie looks a lil different.....🐶 🔥
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I-I meaaann hey check out this relaxing video i found--
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I-I meaaann hey check out this relaxing video i found--
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Corporations are relying on shame to stop folks from fighting to keep porn around. An amazing way to fight against this stuff is to simply not be ashamed of sex and sexuality; even if you think some of it is "cringe". You'll do yourself a favor by eliminating your shame about sex.
When you fight censorship, you're also fighting for things you might not exactly like and it's something you gotta get comfortable with. I promise you, the fetish game you turn your nose up at is NOT YOUR ENEMY. You must think of the bigger picture, you must not fall for the bait.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Corporations are relying on shame to stop folks from fighting to keep porn around. An amazing way to fight against this stuff is to simply not be ashamed of sex and sexuality; even if you think some of it is "cringe". You'll do yourself a favor by eliminating your shame about sex.
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A super who says their power is they can spit acid, and demonstrates with your face.
Suddenly, colours are looking a lot more vibrant...
Suddenly, colours are looking a lot more vibrant...
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A super who says their power is they can spit acid, and demonstrates with your face.
Suddenly, colours are looking a lot more vibrant...
Suddenly, colours are looking a lot more vibrant...
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I had to buy a new phone last month and am paying it off til January starts - but it's taking a toll on my finances at the moment (I'm longterm unemployed and I only get benefits) - if anyone is willing to send me a kofi I'd be greatly appreciative! (no pressure!!)
ko-fi.com/mattumby
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November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I had to buy a new phone last month and am paying it off til January starts - but it's taking a toll on my finances at the moment (I'm longterm unemployed and I only get benefits) - if anyone is willing to send me a kofi I'd be greatly appreciative! (no pressure!!)
ko-fi.com/mattumby
ko-fi.com/mattumby
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Thurs
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
If there are five days to call Mastercard + Visa, THESE ARE YOUR FIVE DAYS
THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
CYBER MONDAY
HIT THOSE PHONE LINES
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
If there are five days to call Mastercard + Visa, THESE ARE YOUR FIVE DAYS
THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
CYBER MONDAY
HIT THOSE PHONE LINES
#SaveSpeech
with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns
If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec
with Black Friday being this Friday the 28th, this is the time to maximize the impact we can have via call campaigns
If you plan to participate in this call campaign, imo you should heavily prioritize calling Visa/MC as heavily as possible between the 27th and the 1st of dec
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thurs
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
If there are five days to call Mastercard + Visa, THESE ARE YOUR FIVE DAYS
THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
CYBER MONDAY
HIT THOSE PHONE LINES
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
If there are five days to call Mastercard + Visa, THESE ARE YOUR FIVE DAYS
THANKSGIVING
BLACK FRIDAY
CYBER MONDAY
HIT THOSE PHONE LINES
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Get your ai bullshit out of my fetish tags or I'mma start being mean dude.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Get your ai bullshit out of my fetish tags or I'mma start being mean dude.
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Linework color comm for @hyperluu.bsky.social!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Linework color comm for @hyperluu.bsky.social!!
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"why didn't you prove it with math??"
we did, many times
we did, many times
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"why didn't you prove it with math??"
we did, many times
we did, many times
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People really need to learn the value of saying “I was wrong”
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
People really need to learn the value of saying “I was wrong”
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Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
The lines are getting clogged from calls and Mastercard is feeling very pressured, they're looking into how to act in response. They're collecting information on callers to have a better understanding of who is calling in re the censorship issue
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving