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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 17m

That’s Grassley’s excuse.

iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 41m

Too close to Thanksgiving.

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 54m

Recess until 2028?

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 55m

I’m just going to assume Pittsburgh doesn’t want to win.

iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

“Iowa small business owner braces for health insurance premium hike”

Iowa small business owners struggle with rising cost of goods, brace for higher insurance premiums

"The increases in our day-to-day life just keep becoming more and more apparent," said Daniel Bosman, the owner of Daisy Chain Coffee.

www.weareiowa.com

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

This poll says politicians are the second least-trusted professionals (only behind lobbyists).

Probably fake news.

Lawmakers among least-honest professions, Americans say in poll. What else made list?

Public trust in most professions has declined in recent decades, according to the poll.

www.miamiherald.com

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

a cartoon character is standing in front of a bowling alley with the words woke beam blast written above him

ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a bowling alley with the words woke beam blast written above him

media.tenor.com

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

Woke!

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Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social · 1h

With Dems like this, who needs enemies?

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

I can’t think of a time where I had more excitement for @thegreenhypocrite.bsky.social to respond to recent political events.

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

But the GOP said they would discuss healthcare next month!

The GOP always keeps their promises!

Always.

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

When asked about the victory in the Senate, Trumpy said “Holy shit! I thought the Senate Democrats were Republicans because of how spineless they became. Wow!”

To prepare for a January shutdown, Senate Democrats are asking the GOP what to do.

I wish this had been a fake news report.

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 1h

Faking News!

Senate Democrats Decide to Abandon Values, Vote with GOP

After a month of fighting with Republicans over healthcare, Senate Democrats have finally negotiated to vote for cloture in exchange for Mikey Johnny to later decide on a vote to vote on discussing healthcare.

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 2h

Major Tuddy needs to lawyer up!

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 2h

When asked if this is a violation of the Constitution, Speaker Mikey Johnny said “I don’t know anything about that.” When asked if he meant the lawsuit or the event, or the Constitution, Mikey Johnny just nodded enthusiastically.

A lawsuit against Major Tuddy has already been filed.

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 2h

Faking News

Trumpy Sues Everyone at Washington Commanders Game

After being booed at Northwestern Stadium, Trumpy has announced he is suing anyone that was in or around the stadium. “A lot of people- A LOT of people are going to be sued. The coaches, players, the janitors.” Trumpy said.

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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 3h

Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman warned on Sunday that President Donald Trump has "taken America out of the game" on a key issue, and it will likely allow China to dominate the U.S. in the future.