Ian Malcolm
@ianmalcolm.bsky.social
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Melbourne-based writer, editor and proofreader for books, publications and web. Game designer from Star Wars on NES to Need For Speed: Shift on iOS, with dozens of titles in between. Bass, uke and low whistle player. Unrepentant folkie.
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They’re an acquired taste, and it helps if you like the idea of “songs” that are just the first eight bars of the intros of Beatles and Cure songs. It’s very conceptual. 😜
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Mash up bands.

The The

(Not the already existing band. Mine combines the “The” from “The Beatles” and the “The” from “The Cure”. 😉)
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Mash up bands

Pink Purple
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Mash up bands:

Fleetwood Floyd
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No-one commissioning an actual human artist considers themself to be the “artist” of the final work, no matter how much detail they might include in the brief.

Claiming to be “the artist” when it’s machine-generated prompt-slop is no different.

You’re not the artist, you’re the client.
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I really should get back into No Man’s Sky again - I think I last played four or five updates ago.

Stopped mostly through lack of free time, rather than lack of desire.
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Just blocked The Hollywood Reporter because fuck then all.
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I’d rather be a hippogriff than a hypocrite.

Partly because I think it’s important to be sincere and consistent about one’s moral beliefs, but mainly because that huge beak would be handy.for opening tins.
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I really enjoyed it - four star film. Just bring snacks, as it runs 3 hours and 9 minutes…. 😳

And yeah, some criticise it as slow, which is valid, but to me that felt baked-in as a feature. The pace rarely hurries, and the cinematography is absolutely gorgeous, like being in a series of paintings.
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Haha, it is quite dude-heavy, I now see. 😂

I’m not sure Barry Lyndon/Redmond Barry rocked as a person though! Some very poor life choices were made! 😉
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My #LastFourWatched movies could best be summarised collectively as… actually I’m not sure. Erratic? 😜🤷‍♂️
#movies
Posters for the last four movies I watched, from left to right: Barry Lyndon, Astérix & Obélix contre César, Hot Fuzz and Spider-Man: No Way Home.
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No es fácil vivir en mi cabeza, hombre!
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You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 😉
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What's a great movie image that is ingrained in your head? 🎥
John Turturro as Jesus Quintana, licking a pink bowling ball in a close-up scene from The Big Lebowski.
ianmalcolm.bsky.social
So effective. Really "supercharges" workflow and absolutely should be incorporated into everything... 🙄
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A photo I can hear (and feel myself playing). 😎

Classic! (I was such an Atari kid.)
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Went through four Discmans in that era. Kept breaking, so probably my least favourite portable music player.

Unlike the one Walkman I had before that (still works) and the one click-wheel iPod I had after (also still works).

My Panasonic CD player boom box is still going 40 years on though. 😉🏆
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Funny how art (be it visual, music, writing, etc.) is apparently worthless according to the techbro sacks of shit and their fawning supporters like this pustulant arsehole, yet they require it all for free, and are burning billions of dollars to build something to (badly) copy it.
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Same. Lot of friends and former work colleagues over there, esp. in SF and LA, and none of them is having a good time.
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Stand for every one of us.
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What do you mean, 'What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching"?'?

#SeemsKindaObvious
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So “worthless” they have burned untold billions to create a shitty replicator, that nobody except them and a handful of soulless deadshits actually wants.
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This is absolute madness. It's a fucking "statstical likelihood of words coming after other words" assembler. It's not even as reliable or trustworthy as fucking calculator.

Total morons. JFC...
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The hypocrisy would be breathtaking if it weren't just Standard Operating Procedure for anyone at News Corpse.

Rotten from the head down.
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Cheers! I do have a bit of a thing for the more moody and melancholy end of the folk spectrum, at times. 😊
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Glad you like! This came up randomly about ten years ago in my recommends, and I was just entranced.