Ian Pert aka Fischerville
@ianpert.bsky.social
i have a recurring nightmare in which verbal irony doesn’t transmit well over Bluesky | Software engineer by day, software engineer by night too i guess.
I had to look this up, fully expecting the answer to be like some deputy minister of bilingualism or something. But the answer is actually Sidney Crosby
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I had to look this up, fully expecting the answer to be like some deputy minister of bilingualism or something. But the answer is actually Sidney Crosby
Never understood people who say Asian cooking is hard
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Never understood people who say Asian cooking is hard
Went to the store, got me some decongestants
February 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Went to the store, got me some decongestants
What’s the most important feature gap now between Twitter and Bsky? For me it’s probably group chats. What’s yours?
February 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
What’s the most important feature gap now between Twitter and Bsky? For me it’s probably group chats. What’s yours?
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Epstein files as Rorschach test
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Epstein files as Rorschach test
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Bonus from last night. There’s such drama skiing under a bridge atop a frozen river. Hello Bloor street. Snow/ice a bit rough cuz plows throw a lot of salt slush over the side.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Bonus from last night. There’s such drama skiing under a bridge atop a frozen river. Hello Bloor street. Snow/ice a bit rough cuz plows throw a lot of salt slush over the side.
The existence of a Demogorgon implies the existence of a Release Candidategorgon.
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The existence of a Demogorgon implies the existence of a Release Candidategorgon.
Are people losing their minds over the jeans ad over here like they are on twitter?
July 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Are people losing their minds over the jeans ad over here like they are on twitter?
@hiltz.bsky.social @benjaminoknobi.bsky.social Guys are you watching Severance?
February 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@hiltz.bsky.social @benjaminoknobi.bsky.social Guys are you watching Severance?
@benjaminoknobi.bsky.social did you see this
February 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@benjaminoknobi.bsky.social did you see this
Anyway, i did the thing
December 22, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Anyway, i did the thing
If you substitute penne into a Baked Ziti, do you legally have to call it Baked Penne, or can we let that slide?
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
If you substitute penne into a Baked Ziti, do you legally have to call it Baked Penne, or can we let that slide?
If you do pass Moncton and just end up in Dieppe, i gotta say that we have more good Korean restaurants than a tiny Atlantic Canadian bedroom community has any right to. (Four)
They’re calling it Fredericton without the soul
Earlier today I googled "things to do in Moncton" and landed on a Reddit post with the same question. 75% of the comments were some variation of "leave" or "speed up and keep driving"
I love this province
I love this province
December 16, 2024 at 11:43 PM
If you do pass Moncton and just end up in Dieppe, i gotta say that we have more good Korean restaurants than a tiny Atlantic Canadian bedroom community has any right to. (Four)
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Toronto is in the wrong spot
December 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Toronto is in the wrong spot
I’m actually astounded by some of the people who have publicly outed themselves as pro-murder recently.
December 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I’m actually astounded by some of the people who have publicly outed themselves as pro-murder recently.
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Yesterday i came across a couple of Trump voters on Twitter who were astonished at his nominations, literally "wow i didn't think he'd just lean into the clown show this time". As if that wasn't his whole thing? He literally doesn't have the skillset to hire on merit, that's baseline DJT.
November 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Yesterday i came across a couple of Trump voters on Twitter who were astonished at his nominations, literally "wow i didn't think he'd just lean into the clown show this time". As if that wasn't his whole thing? He literally doesn't have the skillset to hire on merit, that's baseline DJT.
Today in cats
November 14, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Today in cats
In which Lady Fischerville enjoys a cheese snack (not pictured: Lady Fischerville)
February 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
In which Lady Fischerville enjoys a cheese snack (not pictured: Lady Fischerville)
Today in cats
February 14, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Today in cats
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NOBODY CARES IF YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE, ANDY. YOU’RE AN NFL COACH. BUT IF I, LIKE, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, THE NEXT DAY THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD IS “OH APPARENTLY TOILET SEATS ARE MYSTERIOUS.” DO YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID THAT MAKES ME
February 12, 2024 at 2:04 AM
NOBODY CARES IF YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE, ANDY. YOU’RE AN NFL COACH. BUT IF I, LIKE, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, THE NEXT DAY THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD IS “OH APPARENTLY TOILET SEATS ARE MYSTERIOUS.” DO YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID THAT MAKES ME
This cat loves me because i am the warmest body in the house. I love him because he garners me likes on Twitter and bsky.
February 7, 2024 at 1:48 AM
This cat loves me because i am the warmest body in the house. I love him because he garners me likes on Twitter and bsky.
Today in cats.
January 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Today in cats.
It’s beagle time
January 18, 2024 at 11:07 PM
It’s beagle time