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maddeningtrash.bsky.social
Happy Marie Monday! I think a Judd bathing suit would go hard
#Splatoon
idoltides.bsky.social
I've thought about the excruciating experience it must be to live as a chibi version of yourself with a bigass head. Your neck would not survive the winter
idoltides.bsky.social
When you go for a tan and remember you BURN and SUFFER and AAUAUAUAGHHHHHH
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maddeningtrash.bsky.social
Woah the Squid Sisters are back with a new splatfest?! I guess this is that team past win finally paying off. What team did you guys pick? One-piece or bikini swimsuits?
#Splatoon
idoltides.bsky.social
Can we push the blame off to another me instead of assuming it WAS me? It could've been ANY of us, just saying.
idoltides.bsky.social
You're lucky I'm not the Marie that'd make you completely blind.
idoltides.bsky.social
You won't get very far, I cover my tracks. Though you never know... I DID mentor you after all.
squidbe4k.bsky.social
Havin’ you guys in my life is more than enough! Though, I won’t say no to a coffee tomorrow mornin’…

Marie Fact-o-pedia, huh? Might just have to start one!
idoltides.bsky.social
Funny... and I thought I was the only one with the factopedia here.

Anyway, have a great day squiddo. We don't have a present lined up for you but if you think of anything you want and say it loud enough for me to hear... wink wink.
idoltides.bsky.social
Funny... and I thought I was the only one with the factopedia here.

Anyway, have a great day squiddo. We don't have a present lined up for you but if you think of anything you want and say it loud enough for me to hear... wink wink.
squidbe4k.bsky.social
Don’t lie to look cool! You’re the most organized person I know.
idoltides.bsky.social
Oof. Completely forgot it was Four's day today. Tsk tsk Marie.
idoltides.bsky.social
Oof. Completely forgot it was Four's day today. Tsk tsk Marie.
idoltides.bsky.social
Your beak is going to hit the damn floor when I tell you EXACTLY how many times you've declined my help
squidbe4k.bsky.social
for once in your life would it kill you to defend me 💔
idoltides.bsky.social
You take editing lessons from Callie?
idoltides.bsky.social
You yelled at me and criticized my fashion and threatened to assault me by punting me and honestly just made me feel inadequate and not good enough and I don't want to talk to you anymore
idoltides.bsky.social
My bad for stuffing you in there by the way. Multiple times. I was a little... overprotective.

Sorry for that.
droppthezeabass.bsky.social
FINALLY. I GET TO TAP AT *YOU* THROUGH THE GLASS
idoltides.bsky.social
You are going in The Globe young man.
idoltides.bsky.social
The Globe.
maritim3m3mory.bsky.social
IS IT SOMEHOW MY FAULT YOU DECIDED TO WEAR THAT??
idoltides.bsky.social
OH SO NOW WE'RE BLAMING IT ALL ON ME OK. I SEE HOW IT IS.
idoltides.bsky.social
You take editing lessons from Callie?
squidbe4k.bsky.social
the tits are completely accurate btw no photoshop
squidbe4k.bsky.social
I have the 24k gold zabubu
idoltides.bsky.social
OH SO NOW WE'RE BLAMING IT ALL ON ME OK. I SEE HOW IT IS.
maritim3m3mory.bsky.social
Marie did it, not me.
squidb34k.bsky.social
Why would you bring this thought into the world.