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✧ four.
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I’m the one who saved Inkopolis with style. —♡
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:*

the type of squid
who goes with the flow
even when the waters are raging

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
ah. to be average height.

[ very intense staring. ]

⠀mhm. reeeeeally awesome.

⠀⠀[ no, it's not. they don't like being 5'4". ]
no being short is cool and fun actually and i’ve come around i love it so much it’s like really awesome being super fucking short
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
no being short is cool and fun actually and i’ve come around i love it so much it’s like really awesome being super fucking short
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
YOU. stay outta this
October 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
SO WHY WOULD I KILL YOU HUH!!!
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHIN
WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS
October 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS
four’s gonna kill me
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
THAT’S A NEW RECORD YOU’RE SO AWESOME
Finished a page in an hour today. I feel so smart.
Picked this up for gramps while I was out today
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
They’re great to bring out when he starts on his hour long rants!
Oh he's going to love those.
Picked this up for gramps while I was out today
October 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Picked this up for gramps while I was out today
October 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is somethin’ goin’ on. Why is everyone confused
September 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
What’s going on!!
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Huh.
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
girl
September 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I LOVE YOUUUUUUU
Js'... Take it, kid.
sorry hahaha i uhh dunno what came over me
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
CMON THREE CMON CMON GIMME GIMME GIMME
WHAT WHAAAA!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
[ GRABBING AT HIM ]
August 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
sorry hahaha i uhh dunno what came over me
..... Maybe this was a mistake 💧
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August 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[ GRABBING AT HIM ]
August 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
i want them
New undy. Undywear.
hey whatcha got there
August 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
hey whatcha got there
You guys like my new
August 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
[ lips pursing together. ]

I just think you’re silly.

[ a big grin follows. ]

Like, only you would come up with somethin’ like that! It’s charming!
[Her apology rings truthful to him— but in a way that he felt was… misguided. He didn’t mean to dampen the moon so much…

Daring to look at her, letting go of his hat, the Captain would shake his head bashfully.]

I’m not upset; just… a little embarrassed, pffhaha. I think you can understand why…
[ oh… the air feels different suddenly.

she feels awful, stopping her playful teasing. ]

That’s—that ain’t true. There are plenty of things I don’t know much about that you do!

[ frowning. hands behind her back. ]

I’m sorry. I really care ‘bout you. …Don’t like seein’ you upset.
August 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
[ oh… the air feels different suddenly.

she feels awful, stopping her playful teasing. ]

That’s—that ain’t true. There are plenty of things I don’t know much about that you do!

[ frowning. hands behind her back. ]

I’m sorry. I really care ‘bout you. …Don’t like seein’ you upset.
[His gaze is completely to the side; even when she can get a clear look from under his hat… he can’t help but lean backwards from her.

He felt really… silly. Embarrassed. Backed into a corner.]

I guess I don’t know much… sorry.
August 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
His virginity…..
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
[ he’s holding the brim close to his face, but she’s short enough that, with arms behind her back, four hunches and moves around to try and see underneath. ]

Heeey! Don’t hide from me! Threeee. Three!
[His frown intensifies, eyebrows raising and face flushing over. He’s quick to grab for the brim of his hat, hiding his eyes under it.]

It’s—It’s a figure of speech!

[ holding back laughter. HOLD IT…! ]

Like a teacher’s pet. You’re purposefully tryin’ to get on someone’s good side if you’re a suck up.

[ a bit of the laugh slips. ]

So when I said—oh my god. You DIDN’T think—!
August 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m like…why did you save these for a hundred years. Actually don’t answer that
I'm learning a lot about old people today 😅
why did grandpa repost pics of him in his slut era
August 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
why did grandpa repost pics of him in his slut era
August 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM