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✧ four.
@squidbe4k.bsky.social
I’m the one who saved Inkopolis with style. —♡
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the type of squid
who goes with the flow
even when the waters are raging

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
see girl. the story is straighter than squidbeak
.

Surprise party for new recruit.
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!

Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
…Surprise party?
What are you guys plotting.... 🤨
Marie might have some back at her office....
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Ohoho! I like this scheming Three!
Marie might have some back at her office....
All we need is one good pair of scissors—
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
All we need is one good pair of scissors—
I really liked him, too
oh my god hachi’s son. they got him
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Maaaaan 💔

⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
You gotta convince them to let you snip it again bro
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 AM
You gotta convince them to let you snip it again bro
LIL DUDE…..
oh my god hachi’s son. they got him
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
oh my god hachi’s son. they got him
Is that…? Oh…
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 PM
No, no! I insist! Since ya wanna run your mouth!
That ain't fair! I got tentacles!
OKAY! DAMN!! SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE THEN!!! 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
OKAY! DAMN!! SHOW ME HOW IT’S DONE THEN!!! 🙄
Disgraceful.
haha yeah cause i got that dawg in me (i cant wrap for shit)
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Bestie please look away
What the fuck.
try this instead
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
haha yeah cause i got that dawg in me (i cant wrap for shit)
Is that a chewy pet treat or a horrifically wrapped blunt?
try this instead
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
try this instead
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
You know what to do!!
What???! You fucking tell me this NOW? After I already got them this shirt?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I’m not makin’ him do that so you can char your lungs?!
Better yet, make him do it. Would be funny.
January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Then send me some!
These new phone emojis are so much less fun than the ones I used to use.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Pour one out for that guy #aborted
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Okay sure. Am I free now
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
We both know that’s not true
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’M FULL
You really think so..? Oh I know, lets get some. Dessert. try a marshmallow!
yeahg [spits into napkin] deeelicious [chugging booze] you’re so talented [heaving]
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
You think? Tell me more!!!

⠀This... this GIF brings to my mind a thought, though.

⠀Though I am not like Vegeta... you are much like Goku. ^^
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Reposted by ✧ four.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
yeahg [spits into napkin] deeelicious [chugging booze] you’re so talented [heaving]
[Sigh] … Nothing better than sharing the nice cozy indoors together and food by the fireplace huh? 😌
[ someone save her. purposefully trying to grab the popcorn that hasn’t been destroyed but it’s still burnt it’s all burnt the burnt taste is everywhere. but his face is so kind. he is too earnest. fuck her chungus life. ]

Mm…mmmfhmm………mm……..
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
[ someone save her. purposefully trying to grab the popcorn that hasn’t been destroyed but it’s still burnt it’s all burnt the burnt taste is everywhere. but his face is so kind. he is too earnest. fuck her chungus life. ]

Mm…mmmfhmm………mm……..
Wow!! 🥺 Have some!
Oh wow…wow it’s so…well wow…
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
my man
January 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Oh wow…wow it’s so…well wow…
Agent Four! Can I interest my favorite Agent in some popcorn?
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM