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⠀ TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL,
⠀ TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

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neothree.bsky.social
CAPTAIN ‼️‼️
neothree.bsky.social
//. Dude there’s something goin on in there
neothree.bsky.social
eatin’ this yogurt normal style
neothree.bsky.social
[ CHOOOOMP!!!! ]
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀⠀[ They promptly return. ]
neothree.bsky.social
HEY I SAID COME BACK HERE HACHI LEMME MAKE YA A VAMPIRE
neothree.bsky.social
SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES
neothree.bsky.social
ARE WE?!!????!?!!!!
maritim3m3mory.bsky.social
"Team, are we coordinating costumes this year for Splatoween."
neothree.bsky.social
HEY I SAID COME BACK HERE HACHI LEMME MAKE YA A VAMPIRE
neothree.bsky.social
COME BACK HERE
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀It is spooky season. Over the years, I have learned that in times like this, tales abound of vampire squids who come to bite you and drink your blood...

⠀...all I am saying is.

⠀Can Tsukudani please make like a vampire squid and—

⠀⠀[ They're promptly dragged off-stage. Poor Hachi. ]
neothree.bsky.social
[ Tsu kicks their feet and squeezes Hachi close. So good to see them again, to be close. Their hearts are going to beat right out of their chest. ]

good! real good!!! better now, though!!!!! been too busy t’ come nd see you which suuuuuuuuucked
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀Hi, Tsukudani!

⠀⠀[ Lying beneath Tsukudani on the ground after the tackle-hug, they wrap their own arms around them. Their warm smile persists through the very mild and quickly-fading pain of the fall. ]

⠀I'm doing well. Are you?
neothree.bsky.social
Hachi!!!

[ Popping right up, arms braced around them. Biggest, brightest grin on their own face. ]

HI!!! how’re ya!!!!!
neothree.bsky.social
Hachi!!!

[ Popping right up, arms braced around them. Biggest, brightest grin on their own face. ]

HI!!! how’re ya!!!!!
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀Tsukudani...!

⠀⠀[ They've a smile on their face as they fail to do so and are promptly brought to the ground by the Inkling's tackle-hug. ]
neothree.bsky.social
HACHIIII!!!!!

[ Ah. They better brace themself. ]
neothree.bsky.social
HACHIIII!!!!!

[ Ah. They better brace themself. ]
neothree.bsky.social
I AINT NO IDIOT‼️
droppthezeabass.bsky.social
I think its an allegory for masturbation. Or an allegory for Neo being an idiot.
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀⠀[ reading off a text message on their phone (it's from Tsukudani) ]

⠀“who up”... “splatting they toon”? huh? what
neothree.bsky.social
they’re like if lil judd was an octopus
neothree.bsky.social
Hach……
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀I remember the twenty-first night of September quite well! As if it were yesterday...

⠀...wait,
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WHERE THE FUCK IS YER RAGE
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RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE RISE
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//. Alright, I wake up
neothree.bsky.social
YOU AINT UP SPLATTIN’ YER TOON???? I AM.
splashd0wn.bsky.social

⠀⠀[ reading off a text message on their phone (it's from Tsukudani) ]

⠀“who up”... “splatting they toon”? huh? what
neothree.bsky.social
IM HYPIN YA UP‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
maritim3m3mory.bsky.social
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME ‼️‼️‼️
neothree.bsky.social
STEP IT THE FUCK UP CAPTAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
neothree.bsky.social
STEP IT THE FUCK UP CAPTAIN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️