⠀⠀—八.
@splashd0wn.bsky.social
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⠀⠀—𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩...
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⠀⠀—𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩...
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Pinned
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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If you wanna drop by you know where to find these old bones!
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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Would anybody like to come over to Alterna actually? It’s been awfully quiet without any work to do… as nice of a little hideaway as it’s become.
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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A bitch can’t be bisexual? #notverywokeofyou
Don't you have a husband?
see girl. the story is straighter than squidbeak
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A bitch can’t be bisexual? #notverywokeofyou
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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Just say no then? Gosh, if someone tried to cut MY tentacles I'd SCREAM.
Hey wouldn't that make you a parent? And then whoever cut it off is technically the other parent? Wait what if it's like a team effort and five people cut it? Hachi how does this work. Hachi. Hachi, hey Hachi I'm confused.
Hey wouldn't that make you a parent? And then whoever cut it off is technically the other parent? Wait what if it's like a team effort and five people cut it? Hachi how does this work. Hachi. Hachi, hey Hachi I'm confused.
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—八.
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Surprise party for new recruit.
Surprise party for new recruit.
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Surprise party for new recruit.
Surprise party for new recruit.
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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What are you guys plotting.... 🤨
Marie might have some back at her office....
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—八.
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
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⠀Not again. Please.
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⠀Not again. Please.
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Maaaaan 💔
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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⠀Not again. Please.
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⠀Not again. Please.
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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⠀🐙
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⠀🐙
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February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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⠀🐙
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⠀🐙
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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Why did she say this guys 😢
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Why did she say this guys 😢
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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You gotta convince them to let you snip it again bro
LIL DUDE…..
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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⠀⠀<- ...can't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They can't leave them again. They can hardly fathom the thought... no, they can hardly fathom many a thought at all.
⠀⠀⠀All Hachi can think about, as they kiss Tsukudani... is Tsukudani—and how much they 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 Tsukudani. ]
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⠀⠀<- ...can't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They can't leave them again. They can hardly fathom the thought... no, they can hardly fathom many a thought at all.
⠀⠀⠀All Hachi can think about, as they kiss Tsukudani... is Tsukudani—and how much they 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 Tsukudani. ]
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...can't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They can't leave them again. They can hardly fathom the thought... no, they can hardly fathom many a thought at all.
⠀⠀⠀All Hachi can think about, as they kiss Tsukudani... is Tsukudani—and how much they 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 Tsukudani. ]
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⠀⠀<- ...can't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They can't leave them again. They can hardly fathom the thought... no, they can hardly fathom many a thought at all.
⠀⠀⠀All Hachi can think about, as they kiss Tsukudani... is Tsukudani—and how much they 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 Tsukudani. ]
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⠀⠀<- ...in the movies, anyway, right? When two people feel this way... they kiss.
⠀⠀⠀Sure, though, it was mistimed, unintentional—they hardly meant to interrupt themselves... but...
⠀⠀⠀...it feels good. It feels 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.
⠀⠀⠀So... they don't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They don't want to stop.
⠀⠀⠀They... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...in the movies, anyway, right? When two people feel this way... they kiss.
⠀⠀⠀Sure, though, it was mistimed, unintentional—they hardly meant to interrupt themselves... but...
⠀⠀⠀...it feels good. It feels 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.
⠀⠀⠀So... they don't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They don't want to stop.
⠀⠀⠀They... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...in the movies, anyway, right? When two people feel this way... they kiss.
⠀⠀⠀Sure, though, it was mistimed, unintentional—they hardly meant to interrupt themselves... but...
⠀⠀⠀...it feels good. It feels 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.
⠀⠀⠀So... they don't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They don't want to stop.
⠀⠀⠀They... ->
⠀⠀
⠀⠀<- ...in the movies, anyway, right? When two people feel this way... they kiss.
⠀⠀⠀Sure, though, it was mistimed, unintentional—they hardly meant to interrupt themselves... but...
⠀⠀⠀...it feels good. It feels 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.
⠀⠀⠀So... they don't stop.
⠀⠀⠀They don't want to stop.
⠀⠀⠀They... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...with the soft meeting of their lips.
⠀⠀⠀When this happens, their eyes widen just a little—they had no idea what they were doing. They just kept leaning in and leaning in and... well, now here they are.
⠀⠀⠀Their gaze softens as they relax into it...
⠀⠀⠀...this is what people do... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...with the soft meeting of their lips.
⠀⠀⠀When this happens, their eyes widen just a little—they had no idea what they were doing. They just kept leaning in and leaning in and... well, now here they are.
⠀⠀⠀Their gaze softens as they relax into it...
⠀⠀⠀...this is what people do... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...with the soft meeting of their lips.
⠀⠀⠀When this happens, their eyes widen just a little—they had no idea what they were doing. They just kept leaning in and leaning in and... well, now here they are.
⠀⠀⠀Their gaze softens as they relax into it...
⠀⠀⠀...this is what people do... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...with the soft meeting of their lips.
⠀⠀⠀When this happens, their eyes widen just a little—they had no idea what they were doing. They just kept leaning in and leaning in and... well, now here they are.
⠀⠀⠀Their gaze softens as they relax into it...
⠀⠀⠀...this is what people do... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...inside themselves for so long, the words that were always on the tip of their tongue but, at the same time, just out of reach, indecipherable, unknowable—until now.
⠀⠀⠀As they finally start to put a name to what they feel... ]
⠀...Tsukudani, 𝘐 𝘭𝘰—
⠀⠀[ ...they cut themselves off... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...inside themselves for so long, the words that were always on the tip of their tongue but, at the same time, just out of reach, indecipherable, unknowable—until now.
⠀⠀⠀As they finally start to put a name to what they feel... ]
⠀...Tsukudani, 𝘐 𝘭𝘰—
⠀⠀[ ...they cut themselves off... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...inside themselves for so long, the words that were always on the tip of their tongue but, at the same time, just out of reach, indecipherable, unknowable—until now.
⠀⠀⠀As they finally start to put a name to what they feel... ]
⠀...Tsukudani, 𝘐 𝘭𝘰—
⠀⠀[ ...they cut themselves off... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...inside themselves for so long, the words that were always on the tip of their tongue but, at the same time, just out of reach, indecipherable, unknowable—until now.
⠀⠀⠀As they finally start to put a name to what they feel... ]
⠀...Tsukudani, 𝘐 𝘭𝘰—
⠀⠀[ ...they cut themselves off... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...light upon them, to bask in their glow for as long as they possibly can... to be with them, together, forevermore.
⠀⠀⠀When Hachi speaks briefly again, they're far quieter than they were before. They feel a tightness in their chest as they begin to say the words that they'd kept... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...light upon them, to bask in their glow for as long as they possibly can... to be with them, together, forevermore.
⠀⠀⠀When Hachi speaks briefly again, they're far quieter than they were before. They feel a tightness in their chest as they begin to say the words that they'd kept... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...light upon them, to bask in their glow for as long as they possibly can... to be with them, together, forevermore.
⠀⠀⠀When Hachi speaks briefly again, they're far quieter than they were before. They feel a tightness in their chest as they begin to say the words that they'd kept... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...light upon them, to bask in their glow for as long as they possibly can... to be with them, together, forevermore.
⠀⠀⠀When Hachi speaks briefly again, they're far quieter than they were before. They feel a tightness in their chest as they begin to say the words that they'd kept... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...millions of miles.
⠀⠀⠀Except... Hachi and Tsukudani aren't so far apart.
⠀⠀⠀No, the distance between them is only inches now, narrowing by the second—and as Hachi draws closer, they can feel Tsukudani's warmth.
⠀⠀⠀They feel compelled to chase that warmth, desiring to feel their... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...millions of miles.
⠀⠀⠀Except... Hachi and Tsukudani aren't so far apart.
⠀⠀⠀No, the distance between them is only inches now, narrowing by the second—and as Hachi draws closer, they can feel Tsukudani's warmth.
⠀⠀⠀They feel compelled to chase that warmth, desiring to feel their... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...millions of miles.
⠀⠀⠀Except... Hachi and Tsukudani aren't so far apart.
⠀⠀⠀No, the distance between them is only inches now, narrowing by the second—and as Hachi draws closer, they can feel Tsukudani's warmth.
⠀⠀⠀They feel compelled to chase that warmth, desiring to feel their... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...millions of miles.
⠀⠀⠀Except... Hachi and Tsukudani aren't so far apart.
⠀⠀⠀No, the distance between them is only inches now, narrowing by the second—and as Hachi draws closer, they can feel Tsukudani's warmth.
⠀⠀⠀They feel compelled to chase that warmth, desiring to feel their... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...of yellow that stains 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 tentacles...
⠀⠀⠀...a great contrast to the silvery steel blue of their own eyes.
⠀⠀⠀The sun to their moon.
⠀⠀⠀That's what Tsukudani is. The sun to their moon. The light that pierces the void and illuminates them, warming them across millions upon... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...of yellow that stains 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 tentacles...
⠀⠀⠀...a great contrast to the silvery steel blue of their own eyes.
⠀⠀⠀The sun to their moon.
⠀⠀⠀That's what Tsukudani is. The sun to their moon. The light that pierces the void and illuminates them, warming them across millions upon... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...of yellow that stains 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 tentacles...
⠀⠀⠀...a great contrast to the silvery steel blue of their own eyes.
⠀⠀⠀The sun to their moon.
⠀⠀⠀That's what Tsukudani is. The sun to their moon. The light that pierces the void and illuminates them, warming them across millions upon... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...of yellow that stains 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 tentacles...
⠀⠀⠀...a great contrast to the silvery steel blue of their own eyes.
⠀⠀⠀The sun to their moon.
⠀⠀⠀That's what Tsukudani is. The sun to their moon. The light that pierces the void and illuminates them, warming them across millions upon... ->
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⠀
⠀⠀<- ...moment. They can hardly think about anything at all.
⠀⠀⠀Anything except them, except the idea of being with them, 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
⠀⠀⠀As Hachi's face nears Tsukudani's, they can't help but stare into those yellow eyes of theirs, the same shade of yellow as their tentacles—the same shade... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...moment. They can hardly think about anything at all.
⠀⠀⠀Anything except them, except the idea of being with them, 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
⠀⠀⠀As Hachi's face nears Tsukudani's, they can't help but stare into those yellow eyes of theirs, the same shade of yellow as their tentacles—the same shade... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...moment. They can hardly think about anything at all.
⠀⠀⠀Anything except them, except the idea of being with them, 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
⠀⠀⠀As Hachi's face nears Tsukudani's, they can't help but stare into those yellow eyes of theirs, the same shade of yellow as their tentacles—the same shade... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...moment. They can hardly think about anything at all.
⠀⠀⠀Anything except them, except the idea of being with them, 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.
⠀⠀⠀As Hachi's face nears Tsukudani's, they can't help but stare into those yellow eyes of theirs, the same shade of yellow as their tentacles—the same shade... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...ardor and devotion.
⠀⠀⠀Hachi could fall from this tower—no, Hachi could fall straight from orbit and right into the depths of Alterna... and they still wouldn't fall as far as they have for Tsukudani.
⠀⠀⠀They hardly know what they're doing. They can hardly think about it in this... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...ardor and devotion.
⠀⠀⠀Hachi could fall from this tower—no, Hachi could fall straight from orbit and right into the depths of Alterna... and they still wouldn't fall as far as they have for Tsukudani.
⠀⠀⠀They hardly know what they're doing. They can hardly think about it in this... ->
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January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...ardor and devotion.
⠀⠀⠀Hachi could fall from this tower—no, Hachi could fall straight from orbit and right into the depths of Alterna... and they still wouldn't fall as far as they have for Tsukudani.
⠀⠀⠀They hardly know what they're doing. They can hardly think about it in this... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...ardor and devotion.
⠀⠀⠀Hachi could fall from this tower—no, Hachi could fall straight from orbit and right into the depths of Alterna... and they still wouldn't fall as far as they have for Tsukudani.
⠀⠀⠀They hardly know what they're doing. They can hardly think about it in this... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...distance between themselves and the Inkling. ]
⠀...I...
⠀⠀[ They begin to lean in, quite slowly.
⠀⠀⠀It really is like falling, isn't it?
⠀⠀⠀It's a rush of emotion and excitement, with the sound of their hearts drumming in their ears as they descend further, faster, deeper, into... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...distance between themselves and the Inkling. ]
⠀...I...
⠀⠀[ They begin to lean in, quite slowly.
⠀⠀⠀It really is like falling, isn't it?
⠀⠀⠀It's a rush of emotion and excitement, with the sound of their hearts drumming in their ears as they descend further, faster, deeper, into... ->
⠀
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...distance between themselves and the Inkling. ]
⠀...I...
⠀⠀[ They begin to lean in, quite slowly.
⠀⠀⠀It really is like falling, isn't it?
⠀⠀⠀It's a rush of emotion and excitement, with the sound of their hearts drumming in their ears as they descend further, faster, deeper, into... ->
⠀
⠀⠀<- ...distance between themselves and the Inkling. ]
⠀...I...
⠀⠀[ They begin to lean in, quite slowly.
⠀⠀⠀It really is like falling, isn't it?
⠀⠀⠀It's a rush of emotion and excitement, with the sound of their hearts drumming in their ears as they descend further, faster, deeper, into... ->
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⠀
⠀⠀<- ...want to be with more than they could possibly want anything else in this moment.
⠀⠀⠀Smallfry is kind enough to scoot backwards a little to make space as Hachi nears Tsukudani, returning to practically melting into the warmth of the ventilation shaft as the Octoling closes the... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...want to be with more than they could possibly want anything else in this moment.
⠀⠀⠀Smallfry is kind enough to scoot backwards a little to make space as Hachi nears Tsukudani, returning to practically melting into the warmth of the ventilation shaft as the Octoling closes the... ->
⠀
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀<- ...want to be with more than they could possibly want anything else in this moment.
⠀⠀⠀Smallfry is kind enough to scoot backwards a little to make space as Hachi nears Tsukudani, returning to practically melting into the warmth of the ventilation shaft as the Octoling closes the... ->
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⠀⠀<- ...want to be with more than they could possibly want anything else in this moment.
⠀⠀⠀Smallfry is kind enough to scoot backwards a little to make space as Hachi nears Tsukudani, returning to practically melting into the warmth of the ventilation shaft as the Octoling closes the... ->
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