⠀⠀—八.
@splashd0wn.bsky.social
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⠀⠀—𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩...
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⠀⠀—𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩...
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Pinned
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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If you wanna drop by you know where to find these old bones!
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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February 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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⠀Old? You're only a couple of years older than I am.
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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Would anybody like to come over to Alterna actually? It’s been awfully quiet without any work to do… as nice of a little hideaway as it’s become.
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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⠀I would not mind taking a visit. It has been a while...
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A bitch can’t be bisexual? #notverywokeofyou
Don't you have a husband?
see girl. the story is straighter than squidbeak
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A bitch can’t be bisexual? #notverywokeofyou
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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Just say no then? Gosh, if someone tried to cut MY tentacles I'd SCREAM.
Hey wouldn't that make you a parent? And then whoever cut it off is technically the other parent? Wait what if it's like a team effort and five people cut it? Hachi how does this work. Hachi. Hachi, hey Hachi I'm confused.
Hey wouldn't that make you a parent? And then whoever cut it off is technically the other parent? Wait what if it's like a team effort and five people cut it? Hachi how does this work. Hachi. Hachi, hey Hachi I'm confused.
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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⠀Don't... don't worry about it.
⠀And... I have said “no” before. That, unfortunately, will not stop them from trying... 😓
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—八.
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Surprise party for new recruit.
Surprise party for new recruit.
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Surprise party for new recruit.
Surprise party for new recruit.
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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What are you guys plotting.... 🤨
Marie might have some back at her office....
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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⠀They are all plotting against me. They want to snip off the tentacle hanging over my forehead to spawn an Octarian. But I like this tentacle... it's my favorite tentacle... 😫
⠀⠀[ It's stained in Tsukudani's yellow. No wonder it's their favorite. ]
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—八.
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Next lesson for you squiddos! Remember to keep your story straight!!!!
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
Gosh, have I not taught you like anything????
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⠀Not again. Please.
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⠀Not again. Please.
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Maaaaan 💔
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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⠀Not again. Please.
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⠀Not again. Please.
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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⠀And you me, Patricia. We are like two peas in a pod. ^^
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⠀🐙
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⠀🐙
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February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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⠀🐙
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⠀🐙
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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⠀Marie, no... she's gonna get fined by the... what was it...? The FCC! She's gonna get fined by the FCC...
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Why did she say this guys 😢
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Why did she say this guys 😢
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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You gotta convince them to let you snip it again bro
LIL DUDE…..
February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. No. No. No. No. N
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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⠀No. Hachi Jr. died in the fires of '93.
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⠀⠀[ Hachi hears well the beats of their hearts, and feels well a newfound heat in their cheeks, a blush that—as Tsukudani surely notices—paints them as pink as their tentacles. ]
⠀⠀Then...
⠀⠀[ Their smile wavers for just a moment as they begin to speak again... before it returns in full... ->
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⠀⠀[ Hachi hears well the beats of their hearts, and feels well a newfound heat in their cheeks, a blush that—as Tsukudani surely notices—paints them as pink as their tentacles. ]
⠀⠀Then...
⠀⠀[ Their smile wavers for just a moment as they begin to speak again... before it returns in full... ->
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never been good at hiding their emotions anyways. ]
so, so— y’can’t leave again. we’ll figure it out t’gether next time, yeah..?
[ Hands tightening around their cup, hearts thundering. ]
I wanna be there f’r you too, y’know.
so, so— y’can’t leave again. we’ll figure it out t’gether next time, yeah..?
[ Hands tightening around their cup, hearts thundering. ]
I wanna be there f’r you too, y’know.
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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⠀⠀[ Hachi hears well the beats of their hearts, and feels well a newfound heat in their cheeks, a blush that—as Tsukudani surely notices—paints them as pink as their tentacles. ]
⠀⠀Then...
⠀⠀[ Their smile wavers for just a moment as they begin to speak again... before it returns in full... ->
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⠀⠀[ Hachi hears well the beats of their hearts, and feels well a newfound heat in their cheeks, a blush that—as Tsukudani surely notices—paints them as pink as their tentacles. ]
⠀⠀Then...
⠀⠀[ Their smile wavers for just a moment as they begin to speak again... before it returns in full... ->
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⠀You—okay, Three. Sure.
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⠀You—okay, Three. Sure.
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I give fast gifts
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⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
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⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
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January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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⠀You—okay, Three. Sure.
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⠀You—okay, Three. Sure.
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⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
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⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
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What???! You fucking tell me this NOW? After I already got them this shirt?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
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⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
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Reposted by ⠀⠀—八.
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⠀The Octarian spawned from my tentacle is no longer of this world.
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⠀The Octarian spawned from my tentacle is no longer of this world.
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January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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⠀The Octarian spawned from my tentacle is no longer of this world.
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⠀The Octarian spawned from my tentacle is no longer of this world.
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⠀Splatted.
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⠀Splatted.
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Huh? Then where are they??!
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⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
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⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
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January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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⠀Splatted.
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⠀Splatted.
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⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
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⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
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So like if i cut off your tentacle it’d make like Eight Jr.?
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⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.
⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
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⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.
⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
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January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
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⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
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⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.
⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
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⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.
⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
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Don’t each of your tentacles have like a mind of its own or something?
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⠀...what even is that, anyway?
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⠀...what even is that, anyway?
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January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.
⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
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⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.
⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
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⠀...what even is that, anyway?
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⠀...what even is that, anyway?
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Thats where the flavor is you tentacle brain
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⠀Are you... are you 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 that that is flavor, and not the char?
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⠀Are you... are you 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 that that is flavor, and not the char?
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January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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⠀...what even is that, anyway?
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⠀...what even is that, anyway?
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