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· Nov 12
How you spend your gays is how your spend your queers
outwith all else, you made the computer act out being your fantasy man and you still call him GROK?
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
outwith all else, you made the computer act out being your fantasy man and you still call him GROK?
Quite an entrance for the best friend of the person I've been dating lately. Walked in, looked at me, eyes narrowed, said "oh god you actually are hot". Then asked if we were aware that we look like siblings. Then took off her jacket and knocked a pint out of a woman's hand. 👍
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Quite an entrance for the best friend of the person I've been dating lately. Walked in, looked at me, eyes narrowed, said "oh god you actually are hot". Then asked if we were aware that we look like siblings. Then took off her jacket and knocked a pint out of a woman's hand. 👍
made such a good joke this morning. flatmates were in stitches. unfortunately it was richly contextual and accordingly unsuitable for sharing in a short form written format.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
made such a good joke this morning. flatmates were in stitches. unfortunately it was richly contextual and accordingly unsuitable for sharing in a short form written format.
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I have a longish train ride. Please entertain me by telling me what your “type” is, if you have one (or more!). How did you discover you had a “type” and/or how do you think that happened?
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Any revelations for me this morning, Olga Tokarczuk?
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Any revelations for me this morning, Olga Tokarczuk?
BLACK FRIDAY OFFER: WATCH STRAPS FOR 15% LESS BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN HAIR
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
BLACK FRIDAY OFFER: WATCH STRAPS FOR 15% LESS BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN HAIR
a ‘clear the fridge’ focaccia today
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
a ‘clear the fridge’ focaccia today
your mum stashes condoms in the same box your milk teeth are in
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
your mum stashes condoms in the same box your milk teeth are in
This petty queen waited TEN years for her sweet revenge!! 😂😂
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This petty queen waited TEN years for her sweet revenge!! 😂😂
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
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ive a twenty billion pound black hole you can tighten your belt round ms reeves
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ive a twenty billion pound black hole you can tighten your belt round ms reeves
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your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
made focaccia to impress a lover
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
made focaccia to impress a lover
Teas will be called like PARTICULARLY PEPPERMINT and then not be very minty at all
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Teas will be called like PARTICULARLY PEPPERMINT and then not be very minty at all
and today i finished it! i am going to measure it
that's right - i'm knitting myself a great big blanket! ☝️🙂
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
and today i finished it! i am going to measure it
my fourth most frequently visited website is the youtube page for New Order - Vanishing Point
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
my fourth most frequently visited website is the youtube page for New Order - Vanishing Point
Crying laughing at the bookshelf here. Non-Reader’s Digest
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Crying laughing at the bookshelf here. Non-Reader’s Digest
My grandfather would contribute no more than one singular element to any and every meal; even when hosting. He called it ‘cheese dish’. It was just cheese and thick sliced onion piled high in a clay roasting pot, baked then refrigerated.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My grandfather would contribute no more than one singular element to any and every meal; even when hosting. He called it ‘cheese dish’. It was just cheese and thick sliced onion piled high in a clay roasting pot, baked then refrigerated.
Yes yes tell me in miserably fine detail every horrible thing your friends and family say about people like me. I will reward you for being a good ally and the experience of laundering your guilt will not at all be outrageously harmful to me
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yes yes tell me in miserably fine detail every horrible thing your friends and family say about people like me. I will reward you for being a good ally and the experience of laundering your guilt will not at all be outrageously harmful to me
im in ur flat playing with ur cat
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
im in ur flat playing with ur cat
Die My Love is about what will happen if you decide to get a dog
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Die My Love is about what will happen if you decide to get a dog
needed a job that would both fund and tolerate me being a crackhead and then i stopped being a crackhead and started being good at job 🫡
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
needed a job that would both fund and tolerate me being a crackhead and then i stopped being a crackhead and started being good at job 🫡
wayne rooney is looking much healthier these days 🙂
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
wayne rooney is looking much healthier these days 🙂
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Sir Keir Starmer dead at 44. Trapped in Bamzooki.
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Sir Keir Starmer dead at 44. Trapped in Bamzooki.
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‘Those are magnificent. Your breasts are stunning, and I feel satisfied.’ said Keir Starmer, his eyes black with hunger.
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
May 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
‘Those are magnificent. Your breasts are stunning, and I feel satisfied.’ said Keir Starmer, his eyes black with hunger.
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
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DOWNING STREET: SIR KEIR STARMER 'DELIVERING RESULTS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE' AFTER BECOMING TRAPPED IN FANTASTICAL CGI WORLD OF BAMZOOKI
April 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
DOWNING STREET: SIR KEIR STARMER 'DELIVERING RESULTS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE' AFTER BECOMING TRAPPED IN FANTASTICAL CGI WORLD OF BAMZOOKI