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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 14h

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 16h

The microplastics in my system have crossed my blood-brain barrier so I am no longer affected by death

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 16h

K

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 16h

I'm still here bitch

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 16h

?????

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 16h

Willy Wonka

Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 22h

a quote skeet really doesn’t even have to be funny is the thing

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 16h

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Brady @bradytbh.bsky.social · 23h

This is a litmus test of taste. You don’t like it but salivate over any generic disco pop song? Your taste buds are gone I’m afraid.

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Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 23h

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 1d

So obsessed with the Heros for Hire art

Star City Games @starcitygames.bsky.social · 1d

What is your hype level for Magic: The Gathering | Marvel Super Heroes? 🔥

#MTGxMarvel

Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 1d

Stateside with Zara Larsson so fucking good

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 1d

new and unforeseen levels of brainrot

scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1d

how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 1d

4 hours 8 minutes 59 seconds

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Jake but spooky!!!! 👻🎃 @normajenningsstan.bsky.social · 1d

Kristi Noem implies the existence of Kristi Dwarf

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🏳️‍⚧️ 3/3 Elk @33elk.bsky.social · 1d

LMAO

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 2d

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 2d

Two mothers stand before me

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 2d

Seriously!!! Sometimes I'm driving with this song playing and I just have to take my hands off the wheel and dance/feel myself. :)

Almost killed a kid :/

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Dame Poptropica Refugee @samanthuel.bsky.social · 2d

has anyone mentioned Slayyyter recently outsourcing nachos from the cool refreshing springs of the mother lake?

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 2d

I won't eat anything fish/seafood. I don't trust the oceans and the rivers

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zimomoxbrandt @logiehaus.bsky.social · 2d

trying to exchange my dave and busters reward tickets and asking if I can just get cash

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zimomoxbrandt @logiehaus.bsky.social · 2d

went to dave and busters for the first time. It was so beautiful and sad, like going out for the first time after losing custody

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Michael @iexistordoi.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda felt this I often times really wish I could dress up as a fluffy Bumblebee. Only shape is circle and you kinda have to shuffle around like those Japanese mascots. It just sounds so cozy and it's the way I want to be perceived in public

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Berry betrayed @penorsword.bsky.social · 2d

People in the old west:

freaky hacker chick @joofarc.bsky.social · 2d

me forgetting that i could draw HDJFJDJF

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