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I just wanna know which version of Street Fighter has this guy as a playable character
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I just wanna know which version of Street Fighter has this guy as a playable character
sauron when frodo puts on the ring:
I’m here. I’m observing
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sauron when frodo puts on the ring:
everytime I think of s4 of stranger things I’m mad af that gingers still alive. what a great way to ruin the stakes of a finale to keep a bloated cast.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
everytime I think of s4 of stranger things I’m mad af that gingers still alive. what a great way to ruin the stakes of a finale to keep a bloated cast.
when the body dysmorphia hits
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
when the body dysmorphia hits
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me pre consciousness:
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
me pre consciousness:
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oomfie crossover @logiehaus.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
oomfie crossover @logiehaus.bsky.social
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When I talk to students about public speaking or teaching, I always bring this up: Just tell people when you don't know something! It's remarkably powerful b/c it signals to your audience that you know the boundaries of your expertise and they can trust what you DO talk about.
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When I talk to students about public speaking or teaching, I always bring this up: Just tell people when you don't know something! It's remarkably powerful b/c it signals to your audience that you know the boundaries of your expertise and they can trust what you DO talk about.
it’s weird knowing Jonathan Bailey was plugged and caged that entire movie
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
it’s weird knowing Jonathan Bailey was plugged and caged that entire movie
I love for wicked 2 it’s like… well we have to make the scarecrow a lil sexy 🤷♂️
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love for wicked 2 it’s like… well we have to make the scarecrow a lil sexy 🤷♂️
me with all my online friends :-)
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
me with all my online friends :-)
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Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump: y-you can call me a fascist if you want…
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
Mamdani: really? I don’t want to make you uncomfortable
Trump: no it’s okay. I want it.
Mamdani: *pushes it in* I bet you do you fucking fascist
Trump: *moans*
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work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
work on the creative project that pays me money and that i am under contract for and that people like????? no thanks, im busy thinking about my creative project that im kind of bad at and somehow costs me money and that nobody asked for
at this point Ashley Padilla is single-handedly keeping snl on the air, tf did she come from
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
at this point Ashley Padilla is single-handedly keeping snl on the air, tf did she come from
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
absolute massacre at a children's birthday party because spongebob big guy pants ok is my soviet activation phrase
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
absolute massacre at a children's birthday party because spongebob big guy pants ok is my soviet activation phrase
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It’s sad to say but for republicans I think the gay allegation is more damaging than the pedophila one
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s sad to say but for republicans I think the gay allegation is more damaging than the pedophila one
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Thinking about how Summers and Epstein both frequently manipulated the media into giving or withholding coverage when they wanted and how the same media mysteriously decided to wage a scorched earth jihad against Harvard's President Claudine Gay. It's a strange coincidence to ponder!
Faculty discipline committees should really normalize de-tenuring/dismissal investigations for the sort of behavior described in the Summers case
A senior academic using mentoring as leverage to obtain sex is a contemptible abuser of power.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thinking about how Summers and Epstein both frequently manipulated the media into giving or withholding coverage when they wanted and how the same media mysteriously decided to wage a scorched earth jihad against Harvard's President Claudine Gay. It's a strange coincidence to ponder!
at a certain point I became bear bait and it haunts me
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
at a certain point I became bear bait and it haunts me
what it feels like hitting week 3 in florida being bored af
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
what it feels like hitting week 3 in florida being bored af
just in time for halloween
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
just in time for halloween
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anime fans talking about 3000 year old dragons:
Surely, it's illegal to feel this way
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
anime fans talking about 3000 year old dragons:
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I see big muscle guys on here and you are small in comparison to what I’m planning. I’ve given you a head start it’s time for you to see what a true muscle god looks like. It’s time for me to go beast mode.
-sent from Wii Fit Plus
-sent from Wii Fit Plus
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I see big muscle guys on here and you are small in comparison to what I’m planning. I’ve given you a head start it’s time for you to see what a true muscle god looks like. It’s time for me to go beast mode.
-sent from Wii Fit Plus
-sent from Wii Fit Plus
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bluesky how i hate those guys
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
bluesky how i hate those guys
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