tatiana
@ihatetatiana.bsky.social
Equal parts data, decaf, and depression.
Hey, I’m getting married in a few months and need to know if people will be pissed if don’t invite them to the wedding (because we are literally only having immediate family there) but allow them to make contributions towards experiences on our website.
August 4, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Hey, I’m getting married in a few months and need to know if people will be pissed if don’t invite them to the wedding (because we are literally only having immediate family there) but allow them to make contributions towards experiences on our website.
I accidentally burnt a hole into my grass this day and have to reseed the mfing lawn because I’m a fucking renter.
July 30, 2023 at 10:30 PM
I accidentally burnt a hole into my grass this day and have to reseed the mfing lawn because I’m a fucking renter.
How do you professionally word, “I have to implode my life again. Please don’t hold me accountable for what is about to happen.”?
July 30, 2023 at 10:29 PM
How do you professionally word, “I have to implode my life again. Please don’t hold me accountable for what is about to happen.”?
Enjoying an adult lunchable because today was hard.
July 19, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Enjoying an adult lunchable because today was hard.
Can someone watch him for me? I have to take a shower.
July 4, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Can someone watch him for me? I have to take a shower.
I love engaging with posts immediately so that the poster feels a little conflicted about getting that like.
July 3, 2023 at 2:01 AM
I love engaging with posts immediately so that the poster feels a little conflicted about getting that like.
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If nobody in your family smokes crack and fucks a lot, you're not fit to be president. We should want our elected representatives to be normal people, not boring nerd weirdos because those types are absolutely doing far worse shit behind closed doors
July 3, 2023 at 12:56 AM
If nobody in your family smokes crack and fucks a lot, you're not fit to be president. We should want our elected representatives to be normal people, not boring nerd weirdos because those types are absolutely doing far worse shit behind closed doors
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reskeet to scare a mod
July 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
reskeet to scare a mod
Bought a cheap fire pit and now I spend weekend nights sitting outside and drinking wine and it is my favorite thing ever.
July 3, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Bought a cheap fire pit and now I spend weekend nights sitting outside and drinking wine and it is my favorite thing ever.
Lol I forgot about Bluesky. Are we still skeeting?
July 3, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Lol I forgot about Bluesky. Are we still skeeting?
The way I can hardly function when I forget to take my allergy medicine is so unfair.
May 25, 2023 at 5:23 PM
The way I can hardly function when I forget to take my allergy medicine is so unfair.
I actually bought a phone and internet service for the first time in my life so that I could make men cry about me talking shit about their weird internet-dad.
May 19, 2023 at 6:36 PM
I actually bought a phone and internet service for the first time in my life so that I could make men cry about me talking shit about their weird internet-dad.
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How do you recover from sniffing your armpit because you forgot if you put on deodorant and looking up to realize that your camera is on and everyone in the meeting saw but nobody acknowledged it? Asking for a friend.
May 19, 2023 at 4:54 PM
How do you recover from sniffing your armpit because you forgot if you put on deodorant and looking up to realize that your camera is on and everyone in the meeting saw but nobody acknowledged it? Asking for a friend.
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Calling everyone I have slept with “one of my sweeties” from now on.
Told one of my sweeties that I think it was a mistake to call it “fingering” (or “fisting”) when “putting on a puppet show” is RIGHT THERE, and now they’re mad at me. 😅
May 18, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Calling everyone I have slept with “one of my sweeties” from now on.
Sometimes bluesky feels like when the party is winding down and everyone left is staying the night. You come back to consciousness wearing the host’s pajamas. The tv is on. Brad is talking about the time they hit someone with their car and drove away. You’re thirsty.
May 18, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes bluesky feels like when the party is winding down and everyone left is staying the night. You come back to consciousness wearing the host’s pajamas. The tv is on. Brad is talking about the time they hit someone with their car and drove away. You’re thirsty.
You can’t tell me that this is not a pangram.
May 17, 2023 at 11:56 PM
You can’t tell me that this is not a pangram.
Had to take a bluesky break so I had something to talk about on bluesky other than being on bluesky.
May 15, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Had to take a bluesky break so I had something to talk about on bluesky other than being on bluesky.
Doing Sunday dad-stuff today. Woke up early to water the grass, went to Lowe’s, going to do some landscaping and gardening, and maybe lighting up the grill later on.
May 7, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Doing Sunday dad-stuff today. Woke up early to water the grass, went to Lowe’s, going to do some landscaping and gardening, and maybe lighting up the grill later on.
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“What you need to understand is that pop songs are harmonically and lyrically very simple, so yes, my song may use a similar chord progression and the exact same lyrics as a famous jingle used to sell hot dogs, but that doesn’t make it a copyright violation.” - Ed Sheeran
Court Finds Ed Sheeran Did Not Violate Copyright With Song ‘I Wish I Were An Oscar Mayer Wiener’
NEW YORK—Concluding a protracted legal battle in which the popular singer-songwriter stood accused of plagiarism, a federal jury found Thursday that singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran did not infringe upon anyone’s intellectual property with his song “I Wish I Were An Oscar Mayer Wiener.” “What you need to understand is…
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May 6, 2023 at 12:19 AM
“What you need to understand is that pop songs are harmonically and lyrically very simple, so yes, my song may use a similar chord progression and the exact same lyrics as a famous jingle used to sell hot dogs, but that doesn’t make it a copyright violation.” - Ed Sheeran
Standing in front of the microwave to see if it beats the brain damage allegations. Very committed to the scientific method.
May 3, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Standing in front of the microwave to see if it beats the brain damage allegations. Very committed to the scientific method.