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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 9h

So great that he comfortably lost his "revenge" game. He must be fuming. A message board about nanomachines in our orange juice is about to *hear it*

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 9h

No clue why they drafted him. 2025 was the year of the vanity 1st round receiver that goes nowhere, non-Egbuka division.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 1d

The fantasy football community had a chance to take two Atlanta Falcons in the first round, knowing that either never-been-good legend Michael Penix or the corpse of Kirk Cousins would be QB. And we took that chance gleefully.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 6d

"We believe in nothing and want to accomplish very little, YES WE DO!"

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 6d

Egbuka is crushing in my 2 points per overthrow league.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 8d

"Are you READY, Missouri?! Fanduel is on its way."

Fanduel.is

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 15d

Remember when some people thought the AFC West would be a high powered division? The actual answer turned out to be that they're all terrible.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 18d

Carving out a "we should at least pretend to care about governing" lane in the MAGA ranks for a post-Trump world.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 19d

My wife and her entire organization were eliminated. All so Big Balls could install a shitty racist AI and steal our data.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 19d

All of this, so that they could expand his Grok offering and funnel a little extra money to his businesses.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 19d

The Jags traded up to #2 to essentially take a part-time CB. Maybe one of the most catastrophic wastes of draft capital in recent memory?

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 21d

Ah yes, Rico Dowdle is easily outperforming Derrick Henry and a host of early round backs. This is why fantasy football is fun. Because you need to be right about a journeyman RB going to a bottom-dwelling team and dominating.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 21d

Imagine how bad Henderson must be that he can't unseat a chronic fumbler and a journeyman.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · 24d

BTJ wouldn't have been a 1/2 turn pick without Mac Jones.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Playing behind Joe Flacco on a team that will immediately draft another QB next year. Great strategy on his part.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Sep 7

Lol or it could be because he's old. But go off, incel.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Sep 6

She read this thread. It changed her perspective. Amazing.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Sep 4

Fantasy football has the most drama, and it connects with the onfield experience you watch. It's a game of moments. A 60-yard TD can win your week, and it's fun to watch! Whereas in like fantasy basketball, I'm not getting out of my seat because my center grabbed his 9th rebound.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Sep 4

You could draft a team of 10 Jahmyr Gibbs', and the draft services would be like "way to blow your first overall pick, loser. D+"

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Sep 1

If the media did cover Trump's disappearance, they'd definitely frame it like "Even out of the public eye, President Trump exerts his absolute will on American politics. How will the Dems respond?"

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Aug 31

You dare to stop and enjoy a cool breeze on a hot day while there is slavery in the world? You're an enabler.

ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Aug 26

2:1 ratio of strong disapprove/approve, and yet the media, corporations, and major societal institutions treat him as the infallible representation of the people's will.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Aug 26

They won the election by a hair because gas was expensive two years ago, and they took it as license to do a full-on fascist makeover of the country.

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Aug 22

Here comes the fantasy gatekeepers to tell us that the most prolific and successful writer of this era is actually bad. Guess he doesn't have enough gratuitous sexual violence in his books to make things feel "grounded."

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ihdt.bsky.social @ihdt.bsky.social · Aug 18

He's going to be playing in a Darth Vader-style mech suit by week 12. Somehow will only miss one game.