Iliana Langley
@ilianalangley.bsky.social
Author of The Rigmine Conspiracy. Writer. Physics-obsessed elitist. Curmudgeonly wizard lunatic in an ivy-choked tower. Denier of ghosts. Hater of gods.
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Iliana Langley
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· Sep 21
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Iliana Langley, AKA Jingleriot. An aspiring writer who loves fantasy, scifi, psychology, and horror. Fiction driven, character compelled, and longing for depth. Click to read Iliana Langley, a Substac...
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Author of The Rigmine Conspiracy, as well as several other secret works-in-progress 👀
💖 New updates every wednesday at 6pm EST 💖
If you're interested in magic🔮, fantasy🧙♀️, and flawed found family🫂, then you've come to the right place!
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💖 New updates every wednesday at 6pm EST 💖
If you're interested in magic🔮, fantasy🧙♀️, and flawed found family🫂, then you've come to the right place!
Check me out on substack for more:
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Isaac Asimov: Here are 3 simple laws for robotics that would keep humanity safe!
Modern robotics corporations: No thanks, nerd.
Modern robotics corporations: No thanks, nerd.
a young man wearing sunglasses adjusts his glasses
ALT: a young man wearing sunglasses adjusts his glasses
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December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Isaac Asimov: Here are 3 simple laws for robotics that would keep humanity safe!
Modern robotics corporations: No thanks, nerd.
Modern robotics corporations: No thanks, nerd.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
I Stopped Focusing On My Hyperfixation And Now I Can't Get Back Into It For Some Reason: A Novel in Progress by Rena
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I Stopped Focusing On My Hyperfixation And Now I Can't Get Back Into It For Some Reason: A Novel in Progress by Rena
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The thing is, it is extremely *easy* to be normal to trans people. It takes zero effort. Being normal is the easy, lazy option.
You have to actually expend effort and go out of your way to not be normal to trans people. It actively requires effort.
You have to actually expend effort and go out of your way to not be normal to trans people. It actively requires effort.
April 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The thing is, it is extremely *easy* to be normal to trans people. It takes zero effort. Being normal is the easy, lazy option.
You have to actually expend effort and go out of your way to not be normal to trans people. It actively requires effort.
You have to actually expend effort and go out of your way to not be normal to trans people. It actively requires effort.
The new infinity nikki update already made me weep at least 3 times. Here's a stunning screenshot on the beach <3
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The new infinity nikki update already made me weep at least 3 times. Here's a stunning screenshot on the beach <3
i stg every week is a new "agree to this new user agreement" or "here's a major new update" for my fucking phone. I don't care, don't agree, and don't want your shitty updates please fuck dude stop giving me undismissable notifications that make my brain go mad
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i stg every week is a new "agree to this new user agreement" or "here's a major new update" for my fucking phone. I don't care, don't agree, and don't want your shitty updates please fuck dude stop giving me undismissable notifications that make my brain go mad
im tired, dudes. not like sleepy, but like tired. omg every day i wake up and see a new horror. every minute of every hour of every day i see a new horror. the horrors are increasing. i see multiple horrors every minute of every hour of every day. i long for the solar flares to take us away
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
im tired, dudes. not like sleepy, but like tired. omg every day i wake up and see a new horror. every minute of every hour of every day i see a new horror. the horrors are increasing. i see multiple horrors every minute of every hour of every day. i long for the solar flares to take us away
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Just wanted to post my OC Luka bc i miss him and he's my most beautiful creation
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just wanted to post my OC Luka bc i miss him and he's my most beautiful creation
hey. sometimes when you think you have a malady, and a professional tells you you don't, get a second opinion :) I now have full blown periodontal disease because i believed my first dentist when she told me I didn't have gingivitis even though my gums were bleeding.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
hey. sometimes when you think you have a malady, and a professional tells you you don't, get a second opinion :) I now have full blown periodontal disease because i believed my first dentist when she told me I didn't have gingivitis even though my gums were bleeding.
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Political party and net worth don’t matter—there should be no protecting ANY of the powerful and privileged from facing accountability for abuse and misbehavior.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Political party and net worth don’t matter—there should be no protecting ANY of the powerful and privileged from facing accountability for abuse and misbehavior.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
There’s only one right answer on the Epstein Files: transparency for the public and justice for the victims.
why does the act of cooking prosciutto smell like wet dog??? that gotta be one of my top 3 least favorite food smells of all time
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
why does the act of cooking prosciutto smell like wet dog??? that gotta be one of my top 3 least favorite food smells of all time
do u guys remember when i used to positive post????? wow those were good times
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
do u guys remember when i used to positive post????? wow those were good times
kind of entirely dislike the concept of networking and self-promo. That shit ain't my bag.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
kind of entirely dislike the concept of networking and self-promo. That shit ain't my bag.
win 10 said no more updates but i still get regular updates 🥲 leave me alone, we broke up years ago.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
win 10 said no more updates but i still get regular updates 🥲 leave me alone, we broke up years ago.
Can anyone genuinely explain to me why my brain can't play a game i actually want to play as if i have no energy, but i can play a game i dont really care about for hours and hours and hours?
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can anyone genuinely explain to me why my brain can't play a game i actually want to play as if i have no energy, but i can play a game i dont really care about for hours and hours and hours?
character customization, period
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
character customization, period
how is it 2025 and "nice guys" still exist, and in fact, have multiplied?
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
how is it 2025 and "nice guys" still exist, and in fact, have multiplied?
also, to lie to someones face when they already know the truth blows my mind. You are doubling down???? even though you were caught???? delusion delusion delusion.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
also, to lie to someones face when they already know the truth blows my mind. You are doubling down???? even though you were caught???? delusion delusion delusion.
the delusion of people to think that their lies are keeping their loved ones safe blows my mind. Fuck you. You don't care about them, you care about YOU and what negative things YOU will incur as a result. U a selfish ass
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the delusion of people to think that their lies are keeping their loved ones safe blows my mind. Fuck you. You don't care about them, you care about YOU and what negative things YOU will incur as a result. U a selfish ass
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preface: i dont support the slaughter of animals. But saying that not eating meat is moral because they're living kinda still doesn't work because plants are also living/sentient, and are capable of communication and emotion. There is no ethical diet on the entire planet unless you photosynthesize.
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
preface: i dont support the slaughter of animals. But saying that not eating meat is moral because they're living kinda still doesn't work because plants are also living/sentient, and are capable of communication and emotion. There is no ethical diet on the entire planet unless you photosynthesize.
Will Rilla finally find solace and comfort in her sleep? Press F for doubt 🤔 Check out this week's update of The Rigmine Conspiracy, live now on substack! ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...
The Rigmine Conspiracy: Chapter 11
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November 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Will Rilla finally find solace and comfort in her sleep? Press F for doubt 🤔 Check out this week's update of The Rigmine Conspiracy, live now on substack! ilianalangley.substack.com/p/the-rigmin...
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
the new dragula season reminded me why i just can't watch drag media anymore. It's always bullshit drama that takes away from the focus of the art. Idc about your petty gaslight-y arguments. And I blame the watchers for continuing to be entertained by this infuriating display of base level humanity.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the new dragula season reminded me why i just can't watch drag media anymore. It's always bullshit drama that takes away from the focus of the art. Idc about your petty gaslight-y arguments. And I blame the watchers for continuing to be entertained by this infuriating display of base level humanity.